What is it with all this stupid political correctness??? Like "we are equally valuable". I call bullshit.
SNOWLERBLADERS MUST DIE
What is it with all this stupid political correctness??? Like "we are equally valuable". I call bullshit.
SNOWLERBLADERS MUST DIE
You telemark ski without poles? That's outrageous! Especially on the east coast!Quote:
Originally Posted by stayalert
as we must all eventually.Quote:
Originally Posted by KANUTTEN
but on the other hand we do not die gay.
well some of us might. given the statistic that 3-4% of the population are gay some of us should be gay as well. although im slightly irrtated that no ski or snowboard or surf pro has outed himseld until today.(except tanner and jon maybe. hrr hrr) what is it with gay "extreme" sports athletes ? :D
Recent snowlerblade experience...when I tried out for ski school, I skied all day with a guy from Dallas that had spent the last three years on snowlerblades. Turned with his shoulders leading, etc. Also had a white boy hip hop steeze thing going. I had to keep my grins to myself and made an effort to be nice to him. Fellow Texan and all...
I thought it was pretty funny when he made the cut. Now he's on 1080s and we all go into the park together some nights and he is absolutely bold. Way fun to hang out with. Still can't get over the Brittney Spears posters hanging in his room though. :p
Hahahahah! (damn Texans!)Quote:
Originally Posted by SheRa
:D
Sprite
Do reversemarks without poles then come back.Quote:
Originally Posted by stayalert
Not going to get "koombaya" as you put it. Though I've not skied telemark styly before, I have wasted almost two hours on snowlerwankyplanks. I reckon your telemark skiing without poles through bumps or in the pow takes a lot more to master than anything on snowlerboards? My take on those things (snowlerwhatthefecks) is that if you have a little bit of courage you can do almost anything you want in the first few minutes of putting them on. As for them setting up skiers of the future... well, maybe they get confidence, but my two mates who went from skis to snowlerbollockyshites can't handle skis that well now, they get out of shape so quickly on the steep stuff. I'm all for the youth of today getting out there and doing sport, but any more variations on a theme will surely dilute the integrity of the original format.... a bit like playing squash with a tennis racket...too easy.Quote:
Originally Posted by stayalert
I was thinking they might make you a better skier-no tails to sit on.Quote:
Originally Posted by SheRa
hmm.... let me consider this.
no, still super gay.
ok whoah. this is getting weird. its like the internet is this whole other little world or something...
http://www.sbol.ws/vbulletin/upload/...?threadid=2243
Skiboarding is fun to some people...taking it in the pooper is also fun to some people.
"I took my little bro skiboarding for his first time, and when he fell, some skiier shouted "thats what you get for being on the gay blades.""
- surely a Maggot
I used to be a ski instructor. If a kid was a die-hard tail gunner, we used to toss them on a pair of snowlerblades for a day. The company owned about 6 pairs. It got the kids out of the backseat in a hurry. We also used them to teach kids how to carve.
Then we got the kids off the snowblades and back on skis in a hurry.
In my opinion, one of the best aspects of skiing if how fucking huge you can go and still land it. I guess east coast snowlerblading makes sense... not a lot of big mountain out there. But when I see kids actually trying to snowlerblade in coastal concrete, i have to laugh. Get a pair of real skis, it makes so much more sense!
Also, snowblading just looks awkward.
I'm glad some of you see the humor in this....
I'm obviously not making fun of anyone for having fun, its the ridiculous things they say.
case-in-point: "If it wasnt for innovative sports like skiboarding, half of the US resorts would be closed ", and: "it's mad easy to stomp tricks on 181s."
Some of you are slipping. Where's Pinner when ya need him?
im at alta, it snowed all night, i'm suuuuper pumped. get out of work , walk out of gdm get like 10th in line...boooya. there is liek a foot and a half of the light freshy stuff. guess who is behind me, a snowlerblader. the entire line is sort of giving him looks and then my beligerent typical new-yorker co worker flynn calls him out for it and almost fights him; "go get skis now you won't regret it, dumbass." the guy is really wierd. he shows me his phone, a picture of "his car", a corvette with like 3 foot tires on it. he boasts that he could drive it up alta. I encouraged him and looked away, trying not to get infected with whatever he had, hoping he'd get caught in an avy or something. snowlerbladers are sort of a differnt breed.
i have a couple questions for the snowlerblader on this board, they might sound mean but im genuinely interested; umm can you ski pow with them? why? have you even tried a cliff larger than 10 feet on them? do you have non-releaseables? whatever im done being reasonable, im actually posting this on NS now, just because they thought this thread was actually mean.
i mean i think that whoel site is just jealous of the core sick snowbladers: BCREW WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
http://media.newschoolers.com/upload...ummersesh3.MP4
Since when is a proper mocking a waste of time?Quote:
Originally Posted by snowsprite
I'm still in the middle
We could argue the benefits and negatives for skiboards all day long and still never get to a middle ground. I could care less what equipment you're rocking as long as you do it to the best of your ability and are willing to take it one step further each time. The people I do not like are those that feel the need to talk shit and be ignorant to the other people on the mountain alongside them. Normally I don't hear crap when I'm out, probably because of my size or whatever....who knows.
Skiers hate on snowboarders, Snowboarders hate on skiers, they both hate on skiboarders, etc...etc... basically it sucks.... just F'N ride and have a good time doing it.
i mean i feel liek its my obligation to inform snowbladers that there are MUCH better things.
my analogy is if you saw a guy riding around on a bike with hexigon wheels....
"uh, you know the, uh, wheel has been invented right?"
"oh yea, i like this much better"
"doesn't it suck when you go fast?"
"yea, but its real eaaasy, and superduper fun to ride slow"
Holy shit, I thought this was a joke for the first 10 seconds or so when they show the guys falling. Once I realized it was serious it made it ten times as funny!Quote:
Originally Posted by lax
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Originally Posted by lax
Omg, I want to beat the shit out of that douchebag rapping about it....wow.
BCREW is funny just for that reason, just when you thought they were just kidding they do somethign rediculous that make soyu think theyre seriousQuote:
Originally Posted by SnowRider4Life
"Wicked retahded" in this thread, "wicked smaht" in the Oman thread, it's nice to see Roo's inner Bostonian (you'd absolutely fit right in) coming through.Quote:
Originally Posted by bad_roo
Hey, hey, no mocking of the hexagon wheels, now.Quote:
Originally Posted by lax
Huh?Quote:
Originally Posted by phillycore
What year is this?
1994?
the skier/snowboarder thing hasn't been an issue for over 10 years. People on this board throw it around as a joke. But if it makes you feel better.....
yeah that 'this is how we do' line, repeated over and over, created a justifiable homicide situation.Quote:
Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
:nonono2:
as long as snowlerbladers stay the fuck on the piste I'm cool with them less people in the powder and in the bc duh!
I have absolutely no idea about the concept/practice of Snowlerblading!, but I do have one question? Is there any advantage to using alpine skipoles?:biggrin:
Are you sure the BCREW thing is an elaborate joke? Surely *noone* is that annoying, stupid and deluded?
edg
It can't be serious. It just can't be.
It's pretty fucking funny either way, though.
Bcrew fam mafuckers. B-crew motherfucking fam. Tha numba 1 fam.
Haha. on SBOL they all sound like 12 year old nerds....they're always IN SHOCK over people making fun of other people, hate disrespect, and just talk amongst themselves over how much they hate getting made fun of.
Have you seen my baseball?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tmorry326
I can't believe I missed this originally.Quote:
Originally Posted by Summit
In regards to Summits question, I have never seen them with Dynafits. This set up would obviously be intended for long, multi week tours of the entire Rocky Mountains or Himilayas to conserve weight.
Personally, I have only seen them mounted with Freerides, obviously for the modern day more agroo freerider who really wants to be able to tour out short distances to huch their meat.
http://www.biglines.com/photos/norma...ines_50640.jpg
Hope this clarifies it for you.:p
WOW, I totally forgot about this thread. thanks for the bump. I think it was funnier this time around. :D
I remember back in the '92/'93 season I tried some sort of ski boot that was designed to be used without skis. the sole was basically molded to mimic a ski. The company was having a demo day at the ski hill I went to that day. Not sure who made them or even if they ever went into mass production.
I've never seen anything like that before so i gave them a try. On the first run I was going of kickers and drops like I had been riding these things for years. They were fun for about 3 runs then I got bored and went back to my skis until I broke my collar bone.
One day about that same year I tried those stupid boots too. Must have been about 10 at the time. Those things sucked so much, if you went off a jump you had to lean back with your knees straight to land because they had no tips and you'd just fall on your face. Glad to see those died out real quick.
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! A ha ha ha ha ha ha!Quote:
Originally Posted by lax
Ahhhh......
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! A ha! Ahhhh ha ha ha!
Home footie of future Olympians. Nice.
That is so true, wow he rocks at them. Adam you and me, not so much.Quote:
Originally Posted by adam
If you include sitting around and looking like a bunch of retards, I'm sure plenty of maggots have accomplished that.Quote:
Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
If I rode at a dinky little area like that, I'd probably want some dinky little skis too..