B4's too fat for public/Keystone = gaper central???

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02-27-2006, 01:58 PM
iskibc

Where is this Keystone place you all speak of?
02-27-2006, 02:03 PM
Max Gosey

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Originally Posted by iskibc

Where is this Keystone place you all speak of?

It's in Unicornland with the rainbows and gumdrops!

Or is it somewhere in Montana? Or is it the real Brokeback Mountain?

WHO KNOWS!?!?!!!!
02-27-2006, 02:05 PM
Max Gosey

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Originally Posted by CantDog

Wait, you went up to Keystone to do your homework?

Moral support for the friends (and consultation on how many layers to wear for my friend who has to ask his mom whether he should wipe his ass or not).

Besides, it beats Boulder. By a LOT.
02-27-2006, 02:06 PM
MOHSHSIHd

hey dude, you ever get your headphones and ipod back from chase's house?
02-27-2006, 03:10 PM
Max Gosey

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Originally Posted by MOHSHSIHd

hey dude, you ever get your headphones and ipod back from chase's house?

Ehm... nope. Called him many times this week to no avail. If you had some overwhelming desire to bring those by Sewall, can't say I'd be opposed.

I'll give him one more chance to get that stuff back to me, then I'll have to resort to other measures, methinks. Call you if it doesn't work out with Chase.

Nice hijack, by the way. ;) (Although it's probably more relevant to my everyday life than fat skis at keystone anyway...).
02-27-2006, 03:16 PM
DaveTV

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Originally Posted by mtnbikerskierchick

the true meaning of skiing.

Which is .. http://www.msprotege.com:8080/smilies/aeh.gif
02-27-2006, 03:18 PM
Ireallyliketoski2

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Originally Posted by DaveTV

Which is .. http://www.msprotege.com:8080/smilies/aeh.gif

Looking core in the pics posted on TGR, don't you know that?
02-27-2006, 03:20 PM
jwelch

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Originally Posted by Ireallyliketoski

Looking core in the pics posted on TGR, don't you know that?

Exactly! Like snowlerblade boy:
http://www.biglines.com/photos/norma...ines_53439.jpg
Doesn't get much more core than that, really.
02-27-2006, 03:34 PM
Max Gosey

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Originally Posted by DaveTV

Which is .. http://www.msprotege.com:8080/smilies/aeh.gif

If you don't know now... I don't think you ever will... Unless you convert to Zen. That may do the trick.

The true meaning of skiing is to have fun (and to progress). Not looking like a gaper and receiving props/kudos/positive recognition are bonuses.
02-27-2006, 03:51 PM
mtnbikerskierchick

I think the true meaning of skiing is to look your best. It's all about fashion! Who cares if you actually know how to ski??? :eek: :D :D :D
02-27-2006, 06:04 PM
Lone Star

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Originally Posted by Summit

http://www.soulskier.com/summit/mush.jpg

That's just bordering on asinine. How 'bout showing another picture of a different mushroom drop, inbounds, at Keystone? That eighth of an acre of terrain is great but please, lay off the crack rock you found in my drawer last winter.
02-27-2006, 06:43 PM
DaveTV

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Originally Posted by Max Gosey

If you don't know now... I don't think you ever will... Unless you convert to Zen. That may do the trick.

The true meaning of skiing is to have fun (and to progress). Not looking like a gaper and receiving props/kudos/positive recognition are bonuses.

Thanks for the education, young Max...http://www.msprotege.com:8080/smilies/blah.gif http://www.arcticchat.com/forums/sty...lt/nutkick.gif
02-27-2006, 06:55 PM
summit

Dave, we explained the concept of sarcasm to Max...
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I keep telling people to not ski at Keystone because it is lame. Lone Star keeps sitting on the mountain he never leaves telling people how much it sucks at the 'stone. He knows. I know. Please, believe us!

Everyone knows that skiing inbounds is all about those sick endless cliffbands in the middle of the groomer. Keystone doesn't have this. I hear at Ski Cooper the patrollers even shovel fresh pow into the landings after each huck. Skiing isn't about linking up 3 or 4 stashes on a given run. It certainly not about dropping a boundary rope.

Keystone is for gapers. That is what makes it great. Listen to Barbrady. Move along nothing to see here. A-Basin is five minutes away!
02-28-2006, 02:16 AM
Max Gosey

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Originally Posted by DaveTV

Thanks for the education, young Max...http://www.msprotege.com:8080/smilies/blah.gif http://www.arcticchat.com/forums/sty...lt/nutkick.gif

I don't really know what you're getting at. I do know that I underestimated Keystone (slightly. It still sucks).

Zen is sweet though. I think. Err I guess. I don't really know. Who am I?

;)
02-28-2006, 02:21 AM
Max Gosey

In keeping with the original premise of this thread...

this HAD to be said:

My friends were getting on the A-Basin-to-Keystone shuttle today, putting their B4's on the back of the shuttle when the driver yells at them, "Hey! You can't put your snowboards on the back! You have to bring them inside." My friends are puzzled, wondering to whom he is speaking. To them, apparently, as he repeats himself, looking straight at them. At this point, the driver gets out and comes around to the back to verify that they do not have snowboards.

http://images.usoutdoorstore.com/uso...ndit_b4_06.jpg

http://sch.imageg.net/graphics/produ...p2137153nm.jpg

I'm sorry, but I just fail to see the resemblance. :confused:
03-10-2006, 11:52 AM
DaveTV

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Originally Posted by Max Gosey

If you don't know now... I don't think you ever will... Unless you convert to Zen. That may do the trick.

The true meaning of skiing is to have fun (and to progress). Not looking like a gaper and receiving props/kudos/positive recognition are bonuses.

Max, you lecturing me about the "Zen of Skiing" is like PeeWee Herman lecturing Wilt Chamberlain about "The Joy of Sex" :eek:

http://chaoskids.com/ROBOTS/CONKY/peewee.gif http://www.msu.edu/~ritchieh/histori...schoemaker.jpg
03-10-2006, 11:55 AM
Mybad!

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Originally Posted by mtnbikerskierchick

I was just about to say the SAME thing as Z. Here's my thought exactly, "Dude, it's KEYSTONE!" The majority (not all) of the people who ski there don't understand the true meaning of skiing.

I agree 100%! When I ski there, yes I do occasionally ski there, I get comments about my Chiefs at every other lift. Did not get them in Jackson though, obviously.
03-10-2006, 12:00 PM
mtnbikerskierchick

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Originally Posted by Mybad!

I agree 100%! When I ski there, yes I do occasionally ski there, I get comments about my Chiefs at every other lift. Did not get them in Jackson though, obviously.

I solve that problem easily by not skiing there :)

(Actually, Keystone has a lot to offer, but it's hidden or not known by most of the public. But, there are so many other places that I like more than Keystone i rarely make the time to ski there in a season)

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