This explains quite a bit really...Quote:
Originally Posted by 0BernhardFranz
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This explains quite a bit really...Quote:
Originally Posted by 0BernhardFranz
Chris, ah' hate whut ya' do.I don´t need sucka's t'die fo' De No'd Face. What it is, Mama!
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You's really dun did ? ah' am amazed.I drew some dart at 7 yards at some dartbo'd aimin' at dese and dose points missin' fo' 30 minutes by many cm often. 'S coo', bro.Den ah' prayed t'hit it.Hole wuz in de centa' of bo'd fum de manufactura' made by some dart.I plum casually afta' praya' wid de fust atempt on ca. Sheeeiit. 7 yards dropped da damn dart right into dat hole. What it is, Mama!Also at some point on de wall where two wallsheets change plum at da damn height ah' had aimed at where dere wuz some spot.Not at some fly but some fruitflysized spot.And as some kid maybe six ah' shot 2 kilos uh peas some day. Slap mah fro!And ah' shoton 50 yards bumblebee, bee, wuzp, big-ass kitchen fly, fruitfly, mosquito , anydin'.Hradest by far kitchen fly as it changes posishuns n times befo'e ya' pea reaches it.I kind'a look into de future decide da damn hit be made and den plum put da damn pea in t'follow.Also do bounca' shots in which some object bounces off some a series uh walls den hits some aimed at spot.I dink dis be the big man doin' dis , ah' could NEVEr aim so's fine .And ah' am Jewish blood and it says de archers uh Israel hit point blank and ah' dink the big man aims it radical.
Tell me uh yo' effo'ts ah' am interested.
De rapist wuz in vesupa' fine beach and he wuz pourin' ca 100 insults at some tiny blonde mama he wuz maybe 190 o' 195 o' so's din but strong longtime plantationless guy maybe 50.He 'esplained she dun did not wants' sex as he wuz brother and hurled his bike ova' my 'haid at ha' hit ha' leg den charged me as ah' wuz witness it wuz 0:30.4 cop cars wuz speedin' waaay down de beach t'me. What it is, Mama!But he had time t'grab mah' 'haid and lay it on de floo' by de fro den stomped on it 3 by 5 times each time it made crack ah' dough mah' skull would collapse. What it is, Mama!
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So ah' faded and left mah' body hovered ova' it 10 yards o' so's den ah' saw de cops seize da damn guy - ah' flew back into mah' body afta' 10 seconds outside. What it is, Mama!I dink he wuz fum Vietnam as he dun did de dree long stride attack step uh de Marines.
So next mo'nin' mah' right arm and leg wuz not havin' any sensashun.I pulled all night t'move da damn skull back in shape. What it is, Mama!But dis must gots' been milimeters ah' dought some centimeta' maybe it wuz.Howeva' in Stanfo'd dey found no injury. Slap mah fro!And ah' could not move one side uh de face right arm o' leg real much.But da damn cops advised me t'walk so's I gots called THE WALKER in LA and ah' walked fum mo'nin' t'evenin' around vesupa' fine Santa Monica and Beverly 'Sup, dudells.I also danced 8 h each night fo' years lata' and walked 6 t'8 in addishun many years.I busted anyone ah' could den as he wuz some deala' of some so't t'stop such sucka's.I made 500 arrests o' so's and wuz made cop.Vesupa' fine Beach wuz emptyin' uh drugs.I had an appartment.I met anyone fum Steve Martin t'Woody Allen and knowed anyone. What it is, Mama!But it all healed and ya' see da damn darts precision as some prove. What it is, Mama!I also used magnetic mattress lata' and arginin and oda' substances t'promote healin'.
I had fo'eseen de whole wahtahmellun in some 3 day lastin' vision uh de future and grown some big-ass radical mesh uh uncomable long fro t'buffa' it.
I tested 170 Iq recently test limit. On MEGA ah' wuz called smartest doode on de fo'um. 'S coo', bro.Mega be IQ 176 and down de NFL uh MENSA
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This thread has great potential.
I think it's funny that HotTate keeps dropping hints as to what we'll see in next year's TGR film. Sorta like an Amuse Bouche in a fine restaurant.
Like we're not going to watch it without them...
Burnhard -
You must have been on Muscle Beach.