Get him a mate... gives a whole new meaning to the term "cock tail hour"...
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Get him a mate... gives a whole new meaning to the term "cock tail hour"...
I'm sure I could dig up some rather disturbing emergency room medical photos is you really want to know....Quote:
Originally Posted by irul&ublo
but they would obviously be NSFW in a painfully obvious way.
I would choke it... all day long...over and over..in every room in the house...talk dirty to it...maybe even shave it.
A mexcian chicken, you say? Send that immigrant back to mexico, "They took our jobs!"
http://www.edmoweb.com/bob.jpg
Riley and Bob, breaking bread.
we found a baby crow with a broken wing when i was a kid...we patched him up and kept him in a box under a heat lamp till he was totally healed.....he was our pet for like 5 years...
would come home everymorning for food and to hang out...if you called him he would come flying from miles away and land on your arm or shoulder....
fucking coolest pet ever
Looks like a young hen but it's hard to tell from that angle. Roosters tails usually flip up at the end whereas hens do not. Give it a little shelter and it may start producing eggs for you (either that or crowing and pissing you off).
I also think it's a hen. Roosters have spurs (long sharp nail like things) on the inside of thier legs as well as what Beav mentioned.
Beaver- I just got 25 Cornish X chicks that I am raising for meat...never killed and cleaned a chicken before so it should be intresting here in a few weeks when I start.
Ive read about a lot of methods online, any sugestions?
definitely a hen. Cocks are more colorful.
I thought a rooster was required for that. Or will they just lay unfertilized eggs if they aren't getting any? I knew a kid in high school that worked on a farm and part of his job was to put the rooster in a cage with a hen and make sure they, um, you know... so that they would continue to get eggs. Of course this kid was pretty wierd so maybe he was full of shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beaver
That's a great picture, 2-Plank!
Sprite
Oh great, first it's a chicken, then a rooster, now a hen. Do you have any idea how much all this confusion is going to cost you in therapy bills once the dear bird hits an adolescent identity crisis? Lemme tell you, it's not going to be a...er..."poultry" sum.
BTW Bob's quite a looker. Is there an opening for a maggot mascot?
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Originally Posted by PaSucks
if you have a rooster the eggs will get fertilized....nothing like cracking open a nice embryo into the frying pan :eek:
suposedly fertilized eggs are lower in cloresteral
edit- I know my spelling SUCKS!!
Yea, but what kind of parent would he be if he "balked" at the price?Quote:
Originally Posted by Monique
Seconded: it is definately a hen. Anyway, we had a pet hen for years, she would sit on the corner of my mom's quilt frame and watch for hours while she quilted, and ride around on our shoulders. Yes, and, um, shit on us, but we were kids! And it mostly crapped in the windows when eating mosquitoes and flies, quite cleanly for a chicken. :redface:
Feed him, love him, care for him as long as he stays around.
I like bob. (and still secretly a little jealous a chicken never showed up in my yard)
Maybe Bob is good luck?
My wife just won $2000 in stainless steel kitchen appliances (dishwasher, fridge, oven, etc.) :eek:
I think it's time we started feeding bob the expensive tortilla chips...
you should really build a little hen house.....we used to have chickens when I was a kid, they where rhode island reds and they laid really good brown eggs...
Not necessarily, an Isa Brown (and many other hybrid chickens) rooster and hen look identical except for the wattle and tail feathers. The hens ass also widens when it begins to lay. Much like human females. Flame suit on.Quote:
Originally Posted by schuss
Pasucks - no rooster is required for eggs, only for fertile eggs.
I love this thread.
Then again, I also love buffalo wings... :biggrin:
Chicken? Bah.
We had a peacock show up in our yard.
Dumbass annoying POS bird. Fucker eventually left. :cussing:
But saying 'the maggot mascot is a hen' sounds weird, no?
Does the chicken have large talons?
If you want to keep Bob as a pet, but at the same time you kind of what to see if he/she tastes yummy send me a pm.
I developed a technique for birds and voluptious hookers (it's balance related) that allows you to de-leg them without sudden onset of death.
The plus is no real organs necesary for life are in the legs, so they keep giving you eggs, and companionship but you also had a sweet dinner. I also had the same results with the chickens.
Good thing you're in charge.Quote:
Originally Posted by frozenwater