Petty Revenge - Help Needed

Lol

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Originally Posted by ex-powderbroker

how many of you want to challenge me on this?

i live on a residential street.

waste management has acknowledged that i live on a residential street and agreed to change the route multiple times.

the city agrees i live on a residential street.

do you know-it-alls know where i live? the civic codes here?

are you familiar with the zoning in a city in another fucking country?

do you want my address to come suck my dick?

if you don’t like the premise as given fuck off.

i’m not over here saying “i moved in next to the most popular club in town and now i have to shut it down”.

1. Residential street.

2. These fuckers opened.

no idea why they hung a shingle here but it’s their showroom and they’re fucking assholes and no one is doing shit about it.

also, there are daycares everywhere and they cost 7$/day/kid.

CANADA MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT

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Color me shocked the neighbor told you pound sand.

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Originally Posted by AdironRider

Is this street actually residential? Renovation companies and daycare facilities are usually going to be in mixed use areas at most.

This is not the owners fault, this is your fault for living in a mixed use area then complaining about mixed uses.

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Dicks gonna be dicks.

californiagrown seems to have some good ideas.

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Originally Posted by AdironRider

Color me shocked the neighbor told you pound sand.

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Yeah, it was super rude of me to ask them nicely to comply with the law instead of wreaking havoc on all of their neighbors.

of course they’re the only people that have given me shit for speaking in English besides one dumb cop so….

Put up an ad on clist for a free abandoned dumpster. It'll be gone in a day.

I randomly do this when I'm tired of looking at cars left wherever. 10 ppl reply and it's gone immediately.

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Originally Posted by ex-powderbroker

also, there are daycares everywhere and they cost 7$/day/kid.

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Is that real? I guess need to learn to speak Canuckistani….


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I think you can just order like a box of spiders that you could figure out a way to release into the building. Rats may make their way to your house, but I bet spiders never leave the house.

Kill a hooker and dump the body in the dumpster. May or may not make its way back to you but will certainly cause some headaches for the targets.


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Originally Posted by Supermoon

I think you can just order like a box of spiders that you could figure out a way to release into the building. Rats may make their way to your house, but I bet spiders never leave the house.

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What are you? an amateur? Box of fire ants or roaches.

Can you order Deer Tics by the gross?

Dupe

I feel for you mang.
Early morning, really loud "vintage" airplane flights from local airport for me.
Dunno about Canadia, but can you get *Politicos* involved?
(When I was stuck in immigration limbo, my wife, Cinders had the blessed congressman Ron Dellums send letter to embassy. Got sorted real quick.)

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Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel

What are you? an amateur? Box of fire ants or roaches.

Can you order Deer Tics by the gross?

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Not across the street for your own house though! You don’t want those things coming over.

yeah they don’t own the building and the people upstairs from them are nice old italians straight out of the post war era who say “sta bene” and shit. they don’t deserve roaches.

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Originally Posted by ex-powderbroker

yeah they don’t own the building and the people upstairs from them are nice old italians straight out of the post war era who say “sta bene” and shit. they don’t deserve roaches.

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Buy a pallet of red quickcrete bags. Dump all of the bags into the dumpster one night before you know its gonna piss rain. The concrete will setup nicely making the dumpster too heavy to lift, and will also seriously reduce the volume of the dumpster.

Or go the cheaper route and use concrete to fill the slots on the side of the dumpster so that the arms of the trash truck cannot get in there to lift it up.

Again, buy a few $5 masterlocks and lock the dumpster the night before pickup so that the lids dont open when WM tries to dump them. And then remove the locks right after the WM truck leaves.

Tape an airhorn into the slots where the trashtruck arms pickup the dumpster so that arms setoff the airhorn. It will piss off the entire neighborhood and everyone will grab their pitchforks.

Roll the dumpster infront of their front door, or into a spot the trash truck cannot reach. Then take a hammer and piece of metal and knock the wheels off the bottom.

If the dumpster sits on the ground, find when it is empty and then take outdoor construction adhesive (the kind used for pavers/wall blocks) and caulk all under the dumpster and around the perimeter. That shit WILL NOT come up.

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Originally Posted by ex-powderbroker

yeah they don’t own the building and the people upstairs from them are nice old italians straight out of the post war era who say “sta bene” and shit. they don’t deserve roaches.

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Hmmm. Avoiding collateral damage does limit your options.

I had a shitty neighbor that would park his shitty pickup on the street outside our kitchen window. It would sit for months at a time and all the while he would fill it with random house garbage. Stuff that could normally go to the recycle depot or regular garbage, but he was too lazy to do that.

So I bought a GIANT bag of birdseed that I kept in my truck. Every day when I drove past his truck I would throw a hand full in and around his truck. About three months later another neighbor overheard him complaining about how much the birds had been shitting all over his truck.

LOL. i was thinking about something like that yesterday. but also that id pick up some mouse bait at the same time as the seed….

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Originally Posted by Caucasian Asian

I had a shitty neighbor that would park his shitty pickup on the street outside our kitchen window. It would sit for months at a time and all the while he would fill it with random house garbage. Stuff that could normally go to the recycle depot or regular garbage, but he was too lazy to do that.

So I bought a GIANT bag of birdseed that I kept in my truck. Every day when I drove past his truck I would throw a hand full in and around his truck. About three months later another neighbor overheard him complaining about how much the birds had been shitting all over his truck.

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Lol. So good..