"Ricer" car question

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Originally Posted by BakerBoy

...I hate those stupid Chevrolet Berretta's.

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How about my brothers Beretta ?

I think it's fugly, but I wouldn't mind driving it...

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Originally Posted by crashnburn'd

How about my brothers Beretta ?

I think it's fugly, but I wouldn't mind driving it...

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That thing is a "Beretta" like a NASCAR is a "stock car". You can take a tube chassis, throw a Gremlin body on it, and people would still be stupid enough to think it's really that kind of car.

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Originally Posted by BakerBoy

That thing is a "Beretta" like a NASCAR is a "stock car". You can take a tube chassis, throw a Gremlin body on it, and people would still be stupid enough to think it's really that kind of car.

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This is true... I don't think most people realize that it is fiberglass and was never a Beretta. It has Beretta head/tail lights and dash cover though.

Still, it'd look sweet with a huge adjustable wing on the back.

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Originally Posted by crashnburn'd

and dash cover though.

Still, it'd look sweet with a huge adjustable wing on the back.

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Is it carpet? Those are sick. Especially when they have the name of the car stitched into them.

I don't know why nobody has thought of spoilers on top of the mirrors yet. Future school.

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Originally Posted by joshbu

1. Stickers. Lots. Preferably for other car companies performance divisions: Mugen, Type S, RalliArt, TRD, Nismo, AMG, M, SVT, SRT, SS, Calvin pissing on a subaru logo, plus the biggest Greddy, HKS, Sparco, NOS, Toyo, etc... stickers you can find.

2. Spray paint your hood glossy black. As mentioned above.

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Originally Posted by DJSapp

If you're going for the rally look, KC rally lights. The more, the better. Two full racks just isn't enough.

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1 and 2, WILCO. I'm also thinking of drafting my own Bondo hood scoop. Maybe even my own RAM air intake, crafted out of dryer vent tubing and a K&M filter, and duct tape. Just so it's more functional than those $500 glue-on hood scoops you see on trucks.

DJSapp, I realize you were being facetious. As was I. We're even.

I'm definitely going to have enough off-road lights to turn a winter in Alaska into fackin Jamaica. KC is too expensive, though. I'll work something out. And yes, at least 4 on the bumper. However, SCCA doesn't allow lights on the roof. Maybe bondo on a couple of STI side mirrors with the halogen lights built into them?

Fuck...too expensive.

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Originally Posted by BakerBoy

I don't know why nobody has thought of spoilers on top of the mirrors yet. Future school.

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Can I put build some of those spoilers on my mirrors? If anyone asks, I'll give you credit, of course. Maybe even etch your name into them, if you'd like.

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Originally Posted by Blizzard7763

Can I put build some of those spoilers on my mirrors? If anyone asks, I'll give you credit, of course. Maybe even etch your name into them, if you'd like.

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Only if you mount lights on the front of them. I've seen small enough ones at Schucks... Way more core than real STi lights. You could even put fake HID bulbs into them to increase your horsepower and light output.