I killed a Kitty and I’m going to hell

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04-20-2005, 01:02 PM
snowsprite

Man, frozen...that was tough to read. :(

I'm sorry for your little girl, and that you had to go through this. She'll be okay though, and hard as it is to watch her go through it she's learning about loss which is necessary.

I don't feel too bad for the cat though. She was lucky during her time here to have a great kid like yours to care about her. :)

Hang in there and don't get too drunk. Hangovers suck!
Sprite

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Originally Posted by frozenwater

Well, what do you do when you run over the cat that walks a little girl to the bus stop most mornings? I walk her to her house, the cat has stopped it’s dance and now resides in the halls of the dead. The girl’s mother at first shocked demands to know why I killed her cat, then later and calmer asks if there is anything they can do to save it. I walk the mom back to the cat and she is shaken. Fresh blood is pooling, the life literally drained from their little darling. My daughter doesn’t want to go to school, hell I understand – all I want to do is get lost in a bottle. I take her home.
04-20-2005, 02:12 PM
EPSkis

Viking Kitty

....because there's no such thing as a Ninja kitty.
04-20-2005, 02:29 PM
altagirl

Quote:

Originally Posted by EPSkis

Viking Kitty

....because there's no such thing as a Ninja kitty.

Of course there's a Ninja kitty!

http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/15/Ninja+Cats

(Unfortunately easily defeated by Sumo Kitty.)
04-20-2005, 02:38 PM
Woodsy

Quote:

Originally Posted by altagirl

Of course there's a Ninja kitty!

http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/15/Ninja+Cats

(Unfortunately easily defeated by Sumo Kitty.)

learn from this phUnk.......
04-20-2005, 02:41 PM
gonzo

you let your kid go to school!?! with other kids!?!
04-20-2005, 02:53 PM
snowsprite

Quote:

Originally Posted by EPSkis

Viking Kitty

....because there's no such thing as a Ninja kitty.

I never tire of that vid!

Sprite
04-20-2005, 03:09 PM
Arty50

Lots of good advice has already been given, so I'll spare you any useless dribble I may come up with. Sorry this happened though, froz. We all know you're a super good dad and damn fine person. Everything will be fine.

Now there is one issue that hasn't been addressed...

Quote:

Originally Posted by iceman

And just remember that the cat is in kitty heaven, joyfully hunting the ducklings you were kind enough to provide for its entertainment.

Does anyone have a copy of Dante's Inferno? I don't think anyone is questioning the fact that frozen is going to hell, but we do need a ruling as to which level he will descend to. Where exactly does the wholesale slaughter of kittens and ducklings land you? :D
04-20-2005, 03:20 PM
Canuk

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arty50

Does anyone have a copy of Dante's Inferno? I don't think anyone is questioning the fact that frozen is going to hell, but we do need a ruling as to which level he will descend to. Where exactly does the wholesale slaughter of kittens and ducklings land you? :D

He will be decending to the level of hell where you are required to get drunk and shave your nuts with hair clippers... :fm:

Sorry to hear about the kitty, Froz.
04-20-2005, 03:46 PM
Clack

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buster Highmen

You're putting your pet's happiness ahead of it's safety ? Shame on you!!!

(If I need an emoticon, I quit).

What if this applied to your kids. They couldn't; hunt, ski, ride motorcycles.

Cats should be outdoors. So should dogs if you live in an area with enough open land. Our goldens used to run free in the Oakland hills. Confinement is for fish.
04-20-2005, 04:15 PM
Buzzworthy

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Originally Posted by Woodsy

any one else worried about what these two are up to in Moab together soon?

With guns too no less.

That being said, boy I gotta get down there with em! :the_finge :D
04-20-2005, 04:28 PM
13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buzzworthy

With guns too no less.

McBob, Froz, Booze & guns?! This can't end well.
04-20-2005, 04:47 PM
meatdrink9

Originally Posted by Buster Highmen

You're putting your pet's happiness ahead of it's safety ? Shame on you!!!

(If I need an emoticon, I quit).

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster dump.

What if this applied to your kids. They couldn't; hunt, ski, ride motorcycles.

Cats should be outdoors. So should dogs if you live in an area with enough open land. Our goldens used to run free in the Oakland hills. Confinement is for fish.

HA!!!
04-20-2005, 05:58 PM
Clack

I guess I took that one hook line and sinker. Damn I'm getting rusty.
04-20-2005, 06:13 PM
Pinner

Hook line and sinker on a confined fish???

That's not very sporting now, is it?
04-20-2005, 10:22 PM
powderhound16

in fourth grade my best friend took his older sisters cat and tossed it through the basketball hoop and it didnt make it through the bottom and he pretty much hung and killed the cat...it was nuts i wathed the whoel thing happen
04-20-2005, 10:35 PM
ak_powder_monkey

I'd go hunting :FIREdevil
04-20-2005, 11:03 PM
DINMS

Weren't you the same person who killed the baby ducks or geese or something?
04-20-2005, 11:59 PM
MacDaddy

ahh shit!

I wanted to be first to bring that up

http://www.liveducks.com/photo/photo4eee.jpg
04-21-2005, 12:17 AM
Arty50

Quote:

Originally Posted by DINMS

Weren't you the same person who killed the baby ducks or geese or something?

Quote:

Originally Posted by MacDaddy

ahh shit!

I wanted to be first to bring that up

Ahem...(from page 2)

Quote:

Originally Posted by iceman

And just remember that the cat is in kitty heaven, joyfully hunting the ducklings you were kind enough to provide for its entertainment.

In addition, we've determined that...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Canuk

He will be decending to the level of hell where you are required to get drunk and shave your nuts with hair clippers... :fm:

Just wanted to bring you guys up to speed.
04-21-2005, 06:30 AM
snowsprite

Quote:

Originally Posted by powderhound16

in fourth grade my best friend took his older sisters cat and tossed it through the basketball hoop and it didnt make it through the bottom and he pretty much hung and killed the cat...it was nuts i wathed the whoel thing happen

Hmmm...if you're serious I'm fairly certain there is a special place in hell for this fuck-wad.
;)
Sprite
04-21-2005, 09:13 AM
Viva

Quote:

Originally Posted by snowsprite

Hmmm...if you're serious I'm fairly certain there is a special place in hell for this fuck-wad.

Not if God's a dog.
04-21-2005, 10:15 AM
DINMS

I don't think that god licks his own ass.
04-21-2005, 10:35 AM
grrrr

Yes, but does he lick his own ssa?
04-21-2005, 11:06 AM
BENDOR

very well written account of a very unfortunate event. Go get a puppy
04-21-2005, 01:00 PM
snowsprite

Quote:

Originally Posted by Viva

Not if God's a dog.

Or a rodent!
:D
Sprite
04-21-2005, 01:06 PM
PaSucks

Quote:

Originally Posted by DINMS

I don't think that god licks his own ass.

SHIT! Now I have to clean the Dr. Pepper from my keyboard. Asshole. :D
04-21-2005, 01:19 PM
Steven S. Dallas

Quote:

Originally Posted by DINMS

I don't think that god licks his own ass.

He has the Bush administration do it for him.

Sorry, Froz. That sucks,
04-21-2005, 01:39 PM
snowsprite

Just realized...DINMS is back!

Sprite
04-21-2005, 04:11 PM
Endlessseason

Oh yeah, Yo DINMS!
04-21-2005, 11:21 PM
powderhound16

Quote:

Originally Posted by snowsprite

Hmmm...if you're serious I'm fairly certain there is a special place in hell for this fuck-wad.
;)
Sprite

damn sprite i was just telling a story....i didnt say i liked it or anything...no hard feelings!
04-21-2005, 11:26 PM
Woodsy

Quote:

Originally Posted by DINMS

I don't think that god licks his own ass.

but therin lies the question?
Can God lick his own ass?
04-21-2005, 11:34 PM
PaSucks

Quote:

Originally Posted by Woodsy

but therin lies the question?
Can God lick his own ass?

Of course he can, he's god for chissakes! But I don't think he actually would lick his own ass. The real question is, could Jesus make a burrito soooo hot that he himself could not eat it?
04-22-2005, 12:52 AM
Arty50

Quote:

Originally Posted by PaSucks

Of course he can, he's god for chissakes! But I don't think he actually would lick his own ass. The real question is, could Jesus make a burrito soooo hot that he himself could not eat it?

Hmmmm...

Well he is part man...or was...or...damn...I'm so confused.
04-22-2005, 07:01 AM
snowsprite

Quote:

Originally Posted by powderhound16

damn sprite i was just telling a story....i didnt say i liked it or anything...no hard feelings!

None taken! But even if there were hard feelings...it would have been well worth it simply to hear someone ponder whether or not God licks his own ass!
:the_finge

Sprite

(and I'm fairly certain there's a special place in hell for me too :D )
04-22-2005, 07:22 AM
13

Froz,

I'll see you in hell. I ran over a pregnant Robin this morning.

You bring the booze, I'll bring the sunscreen.

I'm lying, but I'll probably still see you in hell.
04-22-2005, 08:28 AM
Nate Dogg

Quote:

Originally Posted by powderhound16

in fourth grade my best friend took his older sisters cat and tossed it through the basketball hoop and it didnt make it through the bottom and he pretty much hung and killed the cat...it was nuts i wathed the whoel thing happen

That reminds me, my rather strange relatives had a cat that wasn't allowed anywhere besides the basement, and it was not an outdoor cat. They apparently decided they would let it have some fresh air while they were gone and tied it to the railing of the deck (*edit, this deck was more of a 2nd floor balcony)......it apparently decided it had enough of life in the basement and appeared to have took the plunge of death while they were gone...it was hanging there when they returned :nonono2:
04-22-2005, 08:56 AM
iceman

Wasn't it Kevin Dineen who accidentally hung his sister's cat?
04-22-2005, 09:07 AM
13

I dunno, but I know a bunch of Delta Chis who made a sport of pellet-shooting squirrels crossing a power line dangling over their backyard.

I remember looking at the pelts nailed to the fence. They died either from falling from the line or electrocution.

Delta Chis are going to hell for sure. It kinda figures that their colors are red & yellow. :FIREdevil

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