How do I pick up chicks on the hill? (possibly paging yogachick)

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Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey

hey its not like I'll be getting married anytime soon

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Look. It's one thing if all you're after is ass. Ass meaning something reasonably fine that will fuck or fool around with you. That's not worth spending money on, beyond maybe the cost of a beer. Spend it on skis, gear, whatever makes you happy. But don't come asking for advice if you'd rather spend money/time on shit than on being with someone you really care about. [/bitter rant]

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Originally Posted by seldon

Look. It's one thing if all you're after is ass. Ass meaning something reasonably fine that will fuck or fool around with you. That's not worth spending money on, beyond maybe the cost of a beer. Spend it on skis, gear, whatever makes you happy. But don't come asking for advice if you'd rather spend money/time on shit than on being with someone you really care about. [/bitter rant]

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I'm just saying I'm not sure if I care about her yet, I hardly know her, I just have 0 cash adn 0 in the banks, I'm broke as heck no need to rant dude

AkPm,If you had a big dick or lotsa drugs you would'nt worry about money!!! :cool:

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Originally Posted by Svengali

AkPm,If you had a big dick or lotsa drugs you would'nt worry about money!!! :cool:

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well I don't know how the former will get my lift tix, and I'm probably the only person on this board who doesn't drink smoke or anything

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Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey

well I don't know how the former will get my lift tix, and I'm probably the only person on this board who doesn't drink smoke or anything

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I'm straight edge! :fm:

"well I don't know how the former will get my lift tix, and I'm probably the only person on this board who doesn't drink smoke or anything"

If you were to possess the above mentioned attributes, you could get spancered by a couger! :FIREdevil

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Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey

well I don't know how the former will get my lift tix, and I'm probably the only person on this board who doesn't drink smoke or anything

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Ever consider statrting? It'll loosen you up. Just ask Samwich.

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Originally Posted by joshbu

Ever consider statrting? It'll loosen you up. Just ask Samwich.

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Yes, but there are several problems with a) not getting caught and b) not puking (seriosly I smelled some R&R once and just about puked)

and hows Samwich doing? Haven't heard from him in a while

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Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey

Yes, but there are several problems with a) not getting caught and b) not puking (seriosly I smelled some R&R once and just about puked)

and hows Samwich doing? Haven't heard from him in a while

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a) it's booze. the most you can get is an MIP. and most cops have too much real work to do to bust kids drinking. then again, you are in alaska. so the cops are prolly bored to shit.

b) try try again.

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Originally Posted by splat

Quit chasing chicks. You need to dive into some ugly old cougar to get your feet on the ground, boy. Once you've been fucked and know what it's like, your chances of not creaming your jeans trying to talk to some hottie will be a lot better. You need sex education from some older woman who needs a five to ten hour session. Then, you'll know what to do. And them old girls don't act like their shit's ice cream and there ain't enough spoons to go around, so even you can get laid.

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Splat you f*cker, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying,I can't type!

There's a movie called the Tao of Steve,rent it,learn it,know it,LIVE IT!

This thread is killing me!!!