Time to go buy a skiing harness for the soon to be. And a kid pack for the days before.
Congrats.
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Time to go buy a skiing harness for the soon to be. And a kid pack for the days before.
Congrats.
Congrats, J! I'll echo most all of the sentiments already expressed - this kid is gonna have a fine set of parents.
Sick and ashamed and happy (and my money's also on a girl),
d.
you mean gauntlet.Quote:
Originally posted by nopainnojane
Congrats, Can't wait to see the homemade baby crib.
congrats MD.
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Originally posted by frozenwater
YeeeHaawwwWW!!!! The ranks are swelling. Kids rock man, and make your life so much more.
As far as wandering around parking lots at 3 am goes, there are two schools of thought on that. The first is the cowardly way out and it entails just stopping that kind of nonsense. The second, more noble route involvles a life long lesson for you children. Go out and show them what happens when you make bad decisions, they will remember your screams of pain much more than if you just tell them certain things can be bad.
Don't let your children find out for themselves what happens when they make dumb decisions -show em yourself. :D
The only REALLY important thing you need to do, and I can't overemphasize this, is as follows;
When your wife looks up with loving eyes into yours, and tenderly utters those most divine of all phrases "were pregnant" DON'T demand to see the pregnancy test, throw it against a wall, scream to god your defiance of him and all he represents, lock yourself in the bathroom and try to drown yourself in your own feces while muttering "prove it's mine biatch!!!!"
It really isn't a good scene, and it turns out that kind of thing can really haunt you.
anything that can be make me laugh out loud righ now gets my vote for POTD :)
OK, now we start with the name suggestions:
boy names:
Cosmo or Cosimo
Murgatroid
Luther
Ignatz
Rimbaud
Torquemada
Congrats, Man!
I hope when Mrs. MD9 exclaimed "we're pregnant" you didn't say "oh man, I was really looking forward to 'trying' for another few months!" ;)
If it's a girl, the single most important phrase that you must drum into her head is:
"No, I can't go out tonight. I have to help my dad clean his guns."
Why not MeatDrink 10?Quote:
Originally posted by meatdrink9
If it's a girl her name will be "Diamond Sparkle Rose Allen". If it's a boy the name shall be "Lord Chlordnosticon Gravlax Allen".
yeah he was nice guy, why not Pol or Idi ?Quote:
Originally posted by Buster Highmen
OK, now we start with the name suggestions:
boy names:
Torquemada
:p
Boy - Lance Uppercut, Rock Strongo, Max Power
Girl - Busty St.Clair, Chesty LaRue
BWA!! :D:DQuote:
Originally posted by Keoni
If it's a girl, the single most important phrase that you must drum into her head is:
"No, I can't go out tonight. I have to help my dad clean his guns."
I was thinking "Meathead". You could pronounce it meth-e-ad if it's a boy or Mea - taid if it's a girl.
Either way, congrats, dood. You will find that fatherdom can't be compared toanything that went before it.
I started buying and making toys for a grandchild 5 years ago. But I kept it a secret from MD9. ;)
J will have to find a new shooter. I'll be filming his kid leaning to ski. :D And I'll be teaching the tyke how to dirtbike.;)
Being a parent is a lot of work, but it is the best!
Plakespear begins to wonder if the reason his car was bouncing so much that night wasn't the result of the potholes on 9th ave. ;)Quote:
Originally posted by meatdrink9
Also when this thing get's backtimed it looks as though a romantic dinner courtesy of one of NYC's finest may be respsonsible.
Congrats you two. Name the child "Kayidi" (sort of like your idea for a pup named "Deoji":D
congrats J. no doubt the kid'll be a ripper :D.
board, ha ha. The kid'll be OK. It'll be tweaked and it's teachers may often be confused, but it can't get arrested until it's at least 10 anyway.
jibij, crazy how that worked out. I'm hoping for a boy. The mrs is hoping for a girl I guess we're each pulling for our own team. I'm sure we'll be the parents that keep the other parents from letting their kids come over. I'm about to start a series of truly disturbed paintings for the house. An evil priest, a soldier killing himself etc..
Buster, I'm sure it'll usher in a whole new meaning of fear and joy.
frozen, LOL we've already had the talk about our reactions. Sheesh, I didn't have the best reaction either. I think I'll still toss em back at home and house parties, but none of the crazy forays into public. I consider myself very lucky to have never been arrested or put in the tank. Or worse.
Wow! That's crazy aesome J! You'll make a great pop (The Adamms family always seemed well adjusted;) .
Congrats to grampy GT as well.
Congrats, Dude
My limited interaction with you makes me think you'll be a pretty good poppa.
THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK NOW! Hehe! if its a boy it will find ways to make a cape, and goggles, and fly around the house.Quote:
Originally posted by meatdrink9
The child also won't be wearing a cape and goggles and tricked into beleiving it's a super-hero from an early age. Again despite my wishes.
I know, I have the whole Justice League living at my house.
oh and ask BobMc his little one made a cape out of a Busch light
12 pack box!!
Congrats my friend, to you and your lovely wife. You will make super cool hip parents.
ITS NICE TO KNOW YOUR BOYS CAN SWIM!!
Nice shootin' Tex. Fatherhood is the best - better than you can imagine.
Congratulations!
Nice work! I have no experiential advice to give on bringing up children but I do live with Roo so my moto is DISCIPLINE, DISCIPLINE, DISCIPLINE!;)
Congratz MD9z ! ! !
Say hello to the Mrz!
A little MD9, kinda cool - good job. Please wait till he/she is over 12 years of age for any nail gun activity/action k?
;)
Oh, the pictures that come to mind...Quote:
Originally posted by Mrs Roo
Nice work! I have no experiential advice to give on bringing up children but I do live with Roo so my moto is DISCIPLINE, DISCIPLINE, DISCIPLINE!;)
Sick and ashamed and happy (and, since he's ignoring me, how's the Jackson condo situation looking (pm me)),
d.
Congrats MD9! Max Power is the way to go!
How about Max Gosey?
oh wait.... I think that's taken.
Congrats!
Buster already nailed on the name, Mergatroid.
That way when junior DM is running around the neighborhood, shrieks of "Heavens to Mergatroid!" will eek out of a slightly skewed, 4 yr old.
Best wishes.
Seems to me his shooter is (or at least was) working just fine. Why would he need a new one?Quote:
Originally posted by GT40
J will have to find a new shooter.
Grats, MD9 and especially GT40 (since its sounds like you've been waiting a while).
I think if I was a woman and my husand said "we're pregnant" I'd bop him on the head and say "I'M the one that's pregnant!" :DQuote:
Originally posted by road trip
I hope when Mrs. MD9 exclaimed "we're pregnant" you didn't say "oh man, I was really looking forward to 'trying' for another few months!" ;)
Congrats MD!
I see these come in lengths down to 70 cm:
http://www.fischerskis.com/upload/en...293.image1.jpg
Looks like a pretty kick-ass ski for a tyke!
J, huge congrats man!! Huge!! Tell the wife I said congrats as well please.
You guys will make great parents.
Sounds like you are only about a month behind us, our alien is due Feb 19th or so.
I too have cleaned up my act quite a bit, funny how being responsible for another life does that too you. :D
I too am rooting for the boy and Erica for the girl. Pretty normal I guess. I have a feeling it will be a girl though, just to give me a heart attack as soon as the word "boys" comes up. :eek: :eek:
Awesome MD, very enthused for you guys.
Holy Shit.
Another breeding. Congrats.
Clearly, it is possible for one to say the exact minute you realized that yes, as a community we gittin old. Damned old :)
I don't know, GT, being a grandparent might be even better! Congrats to you as well.Quote:
Originally posted by GT40
Being a parent is a lot of work, but it is the best!
MD9...congrats bro.
I saw in one of the first replies that your brother will be Uncle Meat (the name of a Frank Zappa album). BWAAAAHAAAHAA!!!! Two drops!!!
You're gonna make killer parents, I-sa knowd it! Congradulations, dude!
This thread was such an upper after reading about Tyrone's ACL tear!
:D
MD9, relaying a message from KarlStall (he's on the golf course, imagine that!) . . .
Congratulations!
:D :eek: :D
Congrats dude.
THe name (if the "alien" is a girl) should be something like "Xjfsijsf", but pronounced "Sally". Just think of all the teachers you could annoy the hell out of in her future ;).
I can just see it now...father and son out in the middle of Hwy 50 exposing themselves to the general gaming public. Ahhhh...that would bring tears to my eyes. :D
Congrats says I!!!!
Congrats!
Very cool ~ 'long as Momma still lets you out to ski, you've got it made.
Way to go, Mang!:D
can't wait to see the tiny robot suit http://tetongravity.com/ubb/icons/icon6.gif
MD9...congrats to you and the missus! You think some of the wild stuff you have skiied was a rush...just wait til you have to give a wriggly, screamy baby his/her first bath! :eek:
You're in for one of life's finest experiences, and seem to be an excellent candidate for the title of "dad."
:cool:
Sprite
Here's some advice being married with children...I DON'T HAVE ANY ADVICE!!! Expect a million dumfuks with kids to tell you stories about how much your life is going to change. As you probably already know, the same shit happens when you get married. To you friends, family, and generally "mean well" type of people. WE DON'T CARE!!!!!
Sorry for hijacking your good news, Congrats to MD9 and wife...
Oh yeah, sleep as you know it is history, your single friends will disappear, you will probably fight with the wife a lot..blah-blah-blah-blaaaaaaa......
Way to go!