It appears Darwin was full of shit.

[meatdrink9]

Because somehow my tainted seed has managed to grab hold in my wife's belly. The lil' lady and I will be welcoming the spawn of satan into the world sometime next March. Other than my wife's non-stop craving for raw meat and the dark cloud perched above our house everything appears to be normal.

I'm pretty stoked. Sex is still unknown at this point. I'm sure many of you local CO maggs have noticed the lil' lady hasn't been drinking in sometime. Also when this thing get's backtimed it looks as though a romantic dinner courtesy of one of NYC's finest may be respsonsible.

So you guys are probably more likely to find me at a "Babies R Us" than a bar for quite some time. I think the wandering around drunk and lost in empty parking lots at 3 am chapter is starting to close, but I refuse to let the stupid skiing stop. The lil lady says I can still ski like an idiot if I like. So that's cool.

GT can finally add Grandpa to his resume and meats can add uncle.

If it's a girl her name will be "Diamond Sparkle Rose Allen". If it's a boy the name shall be "Lord Chlordnosticon Gravlax Allen". Just kidding about the names. They'll probably be pretty standard despite my wishes. The child also won't be wearing a cape and goggles and tricked into beleiving it's a super-hero from an early age. Again despite my wishes.

[INDY GS]

Let me be the first to say congrats MD, This will be the time of your life. Welcome to the soon to be maggot. CONGRATULATIONS!

[Mountainman]

Huuuuuge Congrats man.

[glademaster]

Congrats to you and your wife. Hope all goes well.

[snowfire]

WOW, that's huge news!!! I hope everything goes well for you guys. Congratulations!!

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

HUUUGE Congrats buddy!!! YEAH!

[xboat]

from the lows of tyrone's ACL post to the highs of your great news...this day already has it all.

congrats dude! that's awesome. it seems like you guys waited for quite some time. good luck to ya!

[Red Baron]

That's great! Congrats!

[Ireallyliketoski2]

Congrats to you and to mrs. md9, my wife and I are expecting our first in just 7 weeks now!! It's been a wild rollercoaster of a ride so far, and it hasn't really even begun in earnest for me. I'm sure I'd be more nervous if I wasn't so sedated.

[CS]

Well done man. Congrats!!

[Vinman]

Congrats mang, way to get the job done. My female and I have not jumped off that bridge yet.......

[Steven S. Dallas]

Originally posted by meatdrink9
Sex is still unknown at this point.

So how'd she get pregnant? You should try it sometime, it's awesome.

Huge congrats, dude- and remember that lawn darts and small children aren't always a safe combination.

[Snow Dog]

Congratulations. Time to start building baby furniture.

[iceman]

Nice action!

I wanted to name my boy "Pagan", but mom said no to that one.

[freshie247]

Hey J,
Congrats to you & the wife.

What are you talking about,Darwin was all for mutation of the species.

This kid is probably already throwing lincoln loops in her womb! You're obviously gonna have cameras rolling when the kid makes his/her debut,just like your father taught you,but the real question is,will there be a panel of experts there judging for degree of difficulty,style,& landing?

[Tippster]

FUCK YEAH!!! Congrat's J & Frau J!!

I say it every time there's an impending Birth announced: Welcome to the greatest Adventure of your life. You've never loved anyone or anything the way you'll love your children - and your wife has never been more beautiful in your eyes than when she's being a Mommy. Trust me.

Now work on the Cape & Costume thing - it has to work for one of us, and your wife already lets you do lawndarts, so....

[Cornholio]

FANTASTIC! Nice shootin', J.

Seriously, congrats. I can't wait to see the baby shower gifts you get from the maggots. And tell her I said hello and congrats, too.

[meatdrink9]

Thanks all. We're really excited.

Ireally, nice work. Maybe the little kids can attend ski school together someday?

Ice, did you try to sell Druid?

Snow Dog, my furniture is not baby friendly. Lot's of old nails and sharp angles and such. I may just bubble wrap a room.

freshie247, this kid could go either way. I was an unholy terror and my wife was an angel. I can't sit still and my wife's idea of fun is reading. I guess we'll see.

[Viva]

Wonderful news!

BTW, Don't worry 'bout Chucky D. unless your kid's born with a finch beak.

[Aldo]

You stuck it! Congratulations!

**** Oh you'll still be wandering around lost at 3AM....

[Beaver]

Congatulations.

Why the dark cloud?

[rightcoast]

very cool news!! Congrats!!
please pass it on to your wife also!

[Woodsy]

thats awesome
you two will b great parents & the geneitc Yahtzee should work out well in your favour

I was an unholy terror and my wife was an angel.

whats with the bs past tense?

[Foggy_Goggles]

Congrats J & M!!!

Better make this winter count.

[1080Rider]

Congrats MD9! Sit back, relax, and let the good times roll!!! You can look forward to skiing pow w/ your kid in about 4-5 years. It really is a blast!