Wife's very first words to me this morning......

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Originally posted by britney
haha. but, um, how significantly? roommate #1's height rule is hard-and-fast, width notwithstanding.

BUT my other roommate is very petite. also a knockout! she skis really well, but her real passion is windsurfing and surfing (she hung with the pros in maui for a few years). i dont THINK she tele's, though, so i was saving her for the unliberated-heeled maggots. plus shes majorly on the rebound right now. could be bad news...:rolleyes:

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5'10" and built like a brick shithouse.

Not to worry, I've kind of got someone that I'm waiting on. She'll realize what she's missing out on sometime.

I don't give a rats ass whether any potential GF Boards, skis, or teles as long as they're interested in getting out to the slope inbounds and bc (snow camping really does need more body warmth).

Tele-dum..... I'm not sure that dessert with a taken woman really counts.

woa why is there no snow here?

and wheres a nice ski bitch when I need one

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Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
woa why is there no snow here?

and wheres a nice ski bitch when I need one

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No offense, but what the hell are you talking about??!!??:confused: Do you just pick any ole thread to post your random thought in?

Post then smoke crack.

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Originally posted by funkendrenchman


Post then smoke crack.

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LMAO:D

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Originally posted by britney
she skiied competitive freestyle in college
-b

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Really, how long ago, and at what school, wouldn't be CU would it?

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Originally posted by britney
she only dates guys 6'3" and over, though...
-b

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Arty stands 6'2", with the afro 6'8".

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Originally posted by Arty50
Arty stands 6'2", with the afro 6'8".

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http://www2.gol.com/users/oztin/images/afros_unite3.gif

Funny, the skier gf thread topic comes up around this time every year. Skiers must get their groove on in the fall, while ever one else get's theirs in the spring.

Not to dis your sis Britney, but

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already did everything on alpine skis

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are TALL words to throw down.

Well, I'm 6'3"....I think.

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Originally posted by Mountain Junkie
Funny, the skier gf thread topic comes up around this time every year. Skiers must get their groove on in the fall, while ever one else get's theirs in the spring.

Not to dis your sis Britney, but are TALL words to throw down.

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thats what I said!!! but i kinda believe her. she is pretty insane. oops, i mean extreme.

so this thread just keeps getting funnier. is that REALLY arty??? i'm DYING lol. no the afro doesnt count.

and i think its obvious why the ski gf topic comes up now -- if you dont have anyone "secured" by november, you're gonna be lonely till may (except for your ski buddies of course).

ok, to the teletwin who is "5'10" and built like a brick shithouse," as enticing as that description sounds, i hope you dont wait around for this girl too long - especially given the approaching november deadline!

and to the teletwin who was out having dessert with a married lady, please cross-reference the cougar thread.

btw, i probably should say that my roommates (if they knew) would not appreciate me pimping them out, in hopes of ingratiating myself to the maggots for gear deals, but what the hell i'm still bored at work.

so instead of going to yoga like we were supposed to last night, my new roommate and i bonded over a bottle of wine -- this is the petite one without the heighth requirement. turns out she is rebounding pretty hard, but that makes your job easier. hahaha. :D so she actually is more into BC snowboarding now (goes better with her surfing/windsurfing habit).

since weve covered the skiier/non-skiier topic, what do you guys think about skiier/snowboarder relationships?? does it help if she knows how to use an avy beacon and a shovel?? ;)

It is amazing how threads transform. :D

Now why on earth would some dumbass post something now about MY wife. :mad: That is simply going to far.

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Originally posted by britney


since weve covered the skiier/non-skiier topic, what do you guys think about skiier/snowboarder relationships??

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I snowboard and the wife skis. I used to ski since age 5, and now after about a decade of boarding, Im looking for ski boots right now.

We both go down the same hill, so the relationship still works just perfect. :D

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Originally posted by Viva
http://www2.gol.com/users/oztin/images/afros_unite3.gif

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Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!! How'd you find my picture from grammer school?

Actually I was thinking more along these lines...

http://www.fletchwon.net/awallpaper3.jpg

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Originally posted by britney
... if you dont have anyone "secured" by november, you're gonna be lonely till may (except for your ski buddies of course).

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Never leave your buddy's behind
Greek Army motto

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Originally posted by britney
ok, to the teletwin who is "5'10" and built like a brick shithouse," as enticing as that description sounds, i hope you dont wait around for this girl too long - especially given the approaching november deadline!

and to the teletwin who was out having dessert with a married lady, please cross-reference the cougar thread.

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Actually both were the same (Tele-dee). She's not married, just has an BF. She's also a couple months younger than I am so she misses out on the Cougar definition too. I'm not really all that worried about being single come November. Since I've been single for the past 7 Novembers it won't be anything new.

Yeah, Buzz that was pretty out of line in the other thread. Wife jokes aren't as well accepted as "your mom" jokes (popular culture has robbed those of meaning).

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Originally posted by britney
what do you guys think about skiier/snowboarder relationships?? does it help if she knows how to use an avy beacon and a shovel?? ;)

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It all depends on whether or not she fucks up the skin track.:)

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Originally posted by Mountain Junkie
It all depends on whether or not she fucks up the skin track.:)

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Or the traverse.