Seriously though. In discussion with my partners here at the FD. Because its already public knowledge.
The question is, Is the Mrs. ok with you digging your tooth out of your shit? Is she gonna think about it every time she kissses you? A new tooth might be cheaper than counsleing. Just saying.
Me personally I dig the thing out my own shit and put back in my mouth. But Im a cheap bastard with no gf. Or just a shitface whatever you want to call me.