you're a colostomy bag.
I think it has to be one syllable before the "bag."
shitbag
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What about "fagknob douchenozzle"?
Seconded on the one syllable requirement. It has more punch. Mix and match prefixes with the following suffixes and you have some pretty good fodder.
Prefix:
ass
shit
douche
poo
taint
fuck
turd
dick
stink
Suffix:
bag
stick
piece
knob
hole
hatch
ditch
wad
can
box
For instance, taintpiece, or stinkditch
Please feel free to add prefixes and suffixes. I think a pretty exhaustive list could be formed.
You want douchebaggery?
(yet another reason why to visit the Jersey shore)
I think 'cockbite' is due for a comeback, simply because the rush for insulting terms has been so heavily pilfered.
We need that douche Jer to comment on this.
I was always hoping "piss-clam" would catch on.
Ya piss-clam.
Good effort but way too much work. Just use the world-famous ragecall generator instead.
Or just go random:
"You pompous bucket of uncultivated ape snot"
http://www.webinsult.com/
Changing course slightly, but a random generator nonethess...sloganize your insults
Are you a douchebag?
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OK - what about "titbaby" then?