Is it just me, or is "douche" in danger of being the most abused word here since bacon? Seriously, I thought this sobriquet went out circa 1985. It's renewed life has me a little puzzled.
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06-20-2007, 09:58 PM #1
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Douche
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06-20-2007, 10:00 PM #2
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stop being so soy and get core, brah. this is for real skiiers only. I've gotta go shred some gnar, huck my meat, and generally photoslut
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06-20-2007, 10:03 PM #3
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agreed. the use of douche has gone well beyond the tgr forums and is in the mainstream every day vernacular of males ages 18-35. i've been trying to stop saying it for about a month now, but i just can't stop. i also say 'slay' way too much when referring to women and skiing. last summer i used 'rad' like it was 1983. i think i've almost trademarked the juggernaut 'yeeeaaaah!" now i need a new word.
edit: i like soy.god created man. winchester and baseball bats made them equal - evel kenievel
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06-20-2007, 10:03 PM #4
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+++ vibes needed for the AD
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06-20-2007, 10:05 PM #5
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I used the expression "titty mint" at in the office today like it was 1994 and I was slinging Orange Julius at the South Shore Mall. My colleagues were not impressed.
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06-20-2007, 10:05 PM #6
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the bacon thing needs to get douched...
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06-20-2007, 10:06 PM #7
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How about "fresh." You know, "Look at that chick slay that mountain. She's so fresh!"
Originally Posted by Zeedashbo
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06-20-2007, 10:10 PM #8
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Let's make it modern.
iDouche
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06-20-2007, 10:40 PM #9
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We need a word that adequately likens a man to an orificial cleansing tool, preferably for the vagina. Let's work on this.
Most words, when suffixed with "bag" do a good job.
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06-20-2007, 10:52 PM #10
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I always thought it was pretty funny that a major company was named
Deloitte & Touche. http://money.cnn.com/magazines/fortu...pshots/76.html
Who wants to work for Toilet and Douche?
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06-20-2007, 11:54 PM #11
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Assbrushbag has a certain ring to it. Originally Posted by bio-smear
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06-21-2007, 02:52 AM #12
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Interestingly enough, douche is french for shower.
That was my contribution to this important thead."Typically euro, french in particular, in my opinion. It's the same skiing or climbing there. They are completely unfazed by their own assholeness. Like it's normal." - srsosbso
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06-21-2007, 07:17 AM #13
it's true, my name sucks
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douche = cleaning the vagina Originally Posted by philippeR
french folks = a bunch of vaginas
showering a bunch of vaginas?
yup, that works
...wait...
showering vaginas?
yahoo!
and, chorizo is better than bacon.
there, I said it.
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06-21-2007, 07:23 AM #14
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Can we just switch to enema now? I think it's time to cleanse a different orifice.
Sprite"I call it reveling in natures finest element. Water in its pristine form. Straight from the heavens. We bathe in it, rejoicing in the fullest." --BZ
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06-21-2007, 07:26 AM #15
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06-21-2007, 07:28 AM #16
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This thread is worthless without pictures.... Originally Posted by renoenvy
douche = cleaning the vagina
french folks = a bunch of vaginas
showering a bunch of vaginas?
yup, that works
...wait...
showering vaginas?
yahoo!This is the worst pain EVER!
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06-21-2007, 07:40 AM #17
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http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
Taking douchebagness to a new level.Charlie, here comes the deuce. And when you speak of me, speak well.
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06-21-2007, 07:58 AM #18
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Warm soapy water and rubber hoses.
...shudder...Monty Python's version of the cougar phenomenon:
"This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men".
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06-21-2007, 08:00 AM #19
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But saying "quit being such an enema Brett", doesn't have the same punch to it. Originally Posted by snowsprite
Bush got C's.... Obama probably failed lunch
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06-21-2007, 08:08 AM #20
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You have to admit that Blurred is ene(g)matic. Originally Posted by Stone-Free
But saying "quit being such an enema Brett", doesn't have the same punch to it.
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06-21-2007, 08:10 AM #21
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Public Enema Number One?
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06-21-2007, 09:29 AM #22
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Stop being such an enema, asshole. Originally Posted by renoenvy
douche = cleaning the vagina
french folks = a bunch of vaginas
showering a bunch of vaginas?
yup, that works
...wait...
showering vaginas?
yahoo!
and, chorizo is better than bacon.
there, I said it.
(But, yes, chorizo is better than bacon)."Typically euro, french in particular, in my opinion. It's the same skiing or climbing there. They are completely unfazed by their own assholeness. Like it's normal." - srsosbso
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06-21-2007, 09:31 AM #23
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You expect us to believe the French have a word for shower? Those unfiltered Camels are getting to you. Originally Posted by philippeR
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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06-21-2007, 09:35 AM #24
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Well, they only use it for the most important body part. Originally Posted by irul&ublo
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06-21-2007, 11:31 AM #25
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Shut up you fucking bidet. Originally Posted by Tippster
How did that ring? Eh?
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