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Ha... gotta love them Canyon Lake Gals! Classy lot that I live among! D... you GOTTA come hang with me next summer for the Lodge's "Taco Tuesdays"! Oh... the tacos they got down there...
http://www.butterfacewear.com/products/scores_tee.jpgThanks for the clarification of "butterfaces"... and congrats on the notch in your bedpost.
and thank God we've got those guards at the gate... wouldn't want any WUIs in Canyon Lake...
That story was awesome.
FKNA. Jager is a good thing for all.
seconded... I had to lie to my co-worker(some 50 something school marm) about what I was laughing about. Fucking priceless.Quote:
Originally Posted by bklyntrayc
HAHA
D fucks ugly chicks.............
Everyone look at D......he fucks ugly chicks.
23 eh? I might need to come visit.
You need to post a picture of said butterface.
My college buddies and I used to say you can drink a ugly girl pretty, but can't drink a fat girl skinny.
Then get your lazy ass up my direction, dood. She has friends at Pechanga.:biggrin:Quote:
Originally Posted by A-wreck
Yeah, for some reason I did not get a picture of her--might have been the fear of lens breakage on my Maxxum. ;) I would have to call her up and go out with her in order to take one, she was a bit of a freak, so I image I could score a pretty good one. :biggrin:...Quote:
Originally Posted by Grange
Yup. I am getting a tat on my left ankle declaring just that fact tonight. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by A-wreck
peace,
D.
Nice catch, you are correct...Quote:
Originally Posted by Atrain505
http://www.artchive.com/artchive/g/g...ilo_louvre.jpg
For so odd reason I thought her head was off'd in my mind's eye, but she still is far from a hottie sex goddess...
peace,
D.
You could have at least gotten a before/after of her cooter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bodhi
The venus is much prettier in person. As every lady loves to say, "I look so terrible in front of cameras."
Seconded what viva just said.
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Originally Posted by bklyntrayc
thirded
five star thread all the way
Like my friend Dell always said: When yer pokin the fire you don't look at the mantle now do ya?
That statue looks a lot like Drew Barrymore in her chubby days.
Hilarious B. Been there and didn't do it before. Got a tweaked knee from a butterface escape once it was clear the friend+hottie side of the equation wasn't equaling out.
After reading a bit of Jeff Foxworthy's dictionary (and finding the term "butter"), I thought of Bodhi when I read the definition for "sold"...
Sold - "If Bodhi were a little drunker and she weren't sold, he'd definitely take a crack at her"....
(sold = emphasizing the length of existence)...
(editing this to include all men in the equation... not just Bodhi...)... I need to know for all my single girlfriends in this world...
Just makes me wonder... is a great body all that is important to you guys? "Butterage"??? is that an issue? I also found "Butterbutt" in the Urban dictionary when I went to find what a butterface was...
Face, butt, body, age... what is least important??? Take a stand...
^^Whatda you care about what we care about? You're already married to a great guy, mang.^^
;) :p ;) :eek: :biggrin: :cool: :rolleyes: ;) ;)
Age duh, please say you know what it means to "go cougar hunting"Quote:
Originally Posted by asandygal
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date, nor any sex in quite sometime. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her MD recommended that she go see Dr. Chang, the well-known sex therapist. So, she went to see him.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." So she did. "Now, get down and crawl reery fass to the other side of room." So, she did. Dr. Chang then said, "OK now crawl reery fass to me," so she did. Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said "Your probrem vewy bad, you haf Ed Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see, that why you not haf sex or dates."
Confused, the woman asked, "What is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang replied, "It when your face rook Ed Zachary like your ass."
butterface-=face like a butt.
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Originally Posted by Geoff
Try: "She's got a smokin' hot bod, BUTTER FACE, brutal"
A butterface seems to be one type of a Mona Lisa.
Not exactly... When she has a hot body, everything looks good butterface.Quote:
Originally Posted by Geoff
huh, I guess I've been getting it wrong all these years. sheesh.
For the hot bod/fugly face, it's:
"Good from far,
but
Far from good"
You're right! (in Regis Philbin voice)Quote:
Originally Posted by Geoff
Bump for Dirk...