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"Yeah, they call 'em 'beater' cords. The woman in the pro - uh, I mean ski shop told me it is because they 'beat' the cost of buying a new ski. You should get some too Al, I personally won't ski off trail without my beater cords again."

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Originally Posted by Tippster

I can't believe you guys are ripping on this dude. The guy is obviously hiking for turns and skiing pow, rather than wearing a Bogner and shouting on his cell Phone on a bench in Mid-Vail. I don't get the Epic-Hate at all costs.

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You, sir, continue to drag this board down to new levels of pussification.

http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...ad.php?t=48340

Fuck you, douchebag. Don't you have some gear maker's fart to catch? Some little girls to impress with your prowess? A wife to knock up?





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http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/a...1&d=1144122023

"I love the cock."

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Originally Posted by RootSkier

Somehow I am guessing that guy doesn't tip very well.

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You must be right....you guessed it twice.

Dude drives some nice cars

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Hangs with some interesting people

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And has a hot wife

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and drives like Roo

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Originally Posted by bad_roo

http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/a...1&d=1144122023

"I love the cock."

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That's not bakerboy.

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Originally Posted by warthog

You will notice that I am a rich man, a man of means,
yet still, I am a man who skis the extremes.

I ski at Deer Valley and drink Cristal.
See those mountains over there? I've skied them all.

When the snow is fallin' and the hot tub is callin'
I just tie on my powder straps and just start haulin'

I hope you see that I am better than most guys you will meet in PC bars
If you need further proof, check out the host site- it proves I drive exotic cars.

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...and I'm available, now that Stein has taken my wife away.
http://www.pcars.us/albums/6050

The only thing missin is an Alta sticker. You aint core less you got an Alta sticker:biggrin:
I think I might have worked w/ this guy he is a good person.
Damn Stein time for a new face.

If he would ride some fatter planks he'd be a cool dad.

I still like the poem... one of the best