Chicken Refugee

Maybe he is an evacuated cock from New Orleans and he may not like the term "refugee chicken". It has such a negative connotation. A more PC term might be "displaced cock" or "relocated rooster" anything but refuge would be more acceptable.

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Originally Posted by Vinman

Maybe he is an evacuated cock from New Orleans and he may not like the term "refugee chicken". It has such a negative connotation. A more PC term might be "displaced cock" or "relocated rooster" anything but refuge would be more acceptable.

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I bet twoplanker looted that cock.

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Originally Posted by Vinman

Maybe he is an evacuated cock from New Orleans and he may not like the term "refugee chicken". It has such a negative connotation. A more PC term might be "displaced cock" or "relocated rooster" anything but refuge would be more acceptable.

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You will need to check the cock's papers to see if he is a legal resident of this fine country. You don't want an unlawful cock running loose, do you?

I would never let a random cock hang out in my backyard, named or not.

Bob (the chicken) disappeared last night. I have to admit I was a little sad. And then he showed up again this morning, obviously looking for more tortilla chips.

Besides bugs (which are kind of hard to come by) and tortilla chips, what can I feed this thing? Should I put out a bowl of water?

Leftovers of the grain variety. Our chickens loved stale bread, crackers, chips, rice, etc. Or go to the pet store and buy chicken feed, or if in an urban place that doesn't carry farm food, buy rabbit food. That was our emergency source when out of chicken feed.

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Originally Posted by yentna

Leftovers of the grain variety. Our chickens loved stale bread, crackers, chips, rice, etc. Or go to the pet store and buy chicken feed, or if in an urban place that doesn't carry farm food, buy rabbit food. That was our emergency source when out of chicken feed.

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Thanks. I'm not really sure that I want to feed it, but now I feel obligated since I got him hooked on the tortillas.

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Originally Posted by Vinman

A more PC term might be "displaced cock"....

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That sounds painful.

Try tacos. My cock loves the tacos.

Bacon sandwiches?

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Originally Posted by snowsprite

OMG how exciting! This is a sign from heaven. DO NOT eat this chicken. This chicken is your oracle, trust me.

Now would you please ask him a question for me... When I go off the deep and, will it happen here in the cube or will the snapping will take place on my commute home? I was always curious about that.

Sprite

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I asked Bob and he said that you derailed months ago and this "Internet Message Board" is entirely a figment of your imagination (I mean, come on, you really fell for that? pffft!) You imagined the Internet, this Board, me, and eventually Bob as a means to let yourself know: you're bonkers! You're actually wrapped up in a straightjacket in a padded room.

Enjoy!

Woo-ha...I should run and update my location in my profile now!
:D
Sprite

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Originally Posted by Twoplanker

Besides bugs (which are kind of hard to come by) and tortilla chips, what can I feed this thing? Should I put out a bowl of water?

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Yes to water, but how much water depends on how hot the salsa is. You DID give him salsa to go with the chips, yes? (If not, I'm calling PETA.)

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Originally Posted by Twoplanker

Besides bugs (which are kind of hard to come by) and tortilla chips, what can I feed this thing? Should I put out a bowl of water?

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Go to my old/new house, shake the trees and you will get all the bugs you want. :biggrin:

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Originally Posted by crashnburn'd

Train it to cockfight. Since so many people on here cockfight, you should be able to hire someone as a coach.

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Cockfight training...

Get him a mate... gives a whole new meaning to the term "cock tail hour"...

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Originally Posted by irul&ublo

That sounds painful.

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I'm sure I could dig up some rather disturbing emergency room medical photos is you really want to know....

but they would obviously be NSFW in a painfully obvious way.

I would choke it... all day long...over and over..in every room in the house...talk dirty to it...maybe even shave it.

A mexcian chicken, you say? Send that immigrant back to mexico, "They took our jobs!"

http://www.edmoweb.com/bob.jpg

Riley and Bob, breaking bread.

we found a baby crow with a broken wing when i was a kid...we patched him up and kept him in a box under a heat lamp till he was totally healed.....he was our pet for like 5 years...

would come home everymorning for food and to hang out...if you called him he would come flying from miles away and land on your arm or shoulder....

fucking coolest pet ever

Looks like a young hen but it's hard to tell from that angle. Roosters tails usually flip up at the end whereas hens do not. Give it a little shelter and it may start producing eggs for you (either that or crowing and pissing you off).

I also think it's a hen. Roosters have spurs (long sharp nail like things) on the inside of thier legs as well as what Beav mentioned.

Beaver- I just got 25 Cornish X chicks that I am raising for meat...never killed and cleaned a chicken before so it should be intresting here in a few weeks when I start.

Ive read about a lot of methods online, any sugestions?

definitely a hen. Cocks are more colorful.

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Originally Posted by Beaver

Looks like a young hen but it's hard to tell from that angle. Roosters tails usually flip up at the end whereas hens do not. Give it a little shelter and it may start producing eggs for you (either that or crowing and pissing you off).

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I thought a rooster was required for that. Or will they just lay unfertilized eggs if they aren't getting any? I knew a kid in high school that worked on a farm and part of his job was to put the rooster in a cage with a hen and make sure they, um, you know... so that they would continue to get eggs. Of course this kid was pretty wierd so maybe he was full of shit.