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I've always thought that song should be called "Inconvenient".Quote:
Originally Posted by irul&ublo
as per
Chai tea
Shrimp scampi
VIN number
Anytime any talking head or coach says "The National Football League".
i.e.: John Gruden on anything, "that guy is a heck of a player in the National Football League."
No shit asshole, I didn't realize we weren't watching the National Football League - all the NFL logos and acronyms everywhere were pretty confusing.
it's sophisticated jockspeak for "uhhhhhh"
There are some really good one's here.
End Point.
RAM Memory... or HD Drive
Au jus sauce
Hard disc drive?Quote:
Originally Posted by RShea
No. Remember floppy discs?Quote:
Originally Posted by goldengatestinx
Yeah, it's what we used to start up AOL before they started providing those handy CD ROMs.Quote:
Originally Posted by irul&ublo
They also do this in golf: "nice golf shot."Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
"a total and complete shutdown of Muslims* entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on."
*pronounced Mooooozlums
Heading to a dive for lunch today.
added bonus
Quiver of one.
Oxymorons are not redundant.Quote:
Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark
ostensibly inherently contradictory oxymorons areQuote:
Originally Posted by Dantheman
"I think to myself"
Brain FartQuote:
Originally Posted by Dantheman
A dive bar and a dive are not the same thing. A dive bar looks like a dive but on closer inspection is frequented by hipsters. A dive is frequented by old drunks during the day and blue collar workers after work.
Really? I thought for sure this one would be here:
Hot Water Heater. WTF.