End times are near thread

haha I thought of this song too when I first read the article

I'd like to pull a George costanza on this woman and sneak some bacon bits into her meal at some point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2ijKGwL6_A

it also reminds me of the techtalk quiverwarriors trying to jam 4 pairs of skis in their DakineDildocase for their rad weekend at snowbird/whistler/jackson/cham

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Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn

All the old Jewish hippies eat bacon. Unless they're some dickhead vegan or something.
My parents are old 60's liberal Jews. We didn't eat much ham or cheese, but we most certainly were not Kosher. Not even for the holidays. Surprised also that it wasn't PETA or something. They're just as fanatical.

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My mother figured you could make bacon and sausage kosher by burning it.


Now that I think about it, she burned everything.

Whatever happened to the Peace Through Pork movement?
http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...e+through+pork

http://www.cafepress.com/peacethrupork

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Originally Posted by Hugh Conway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2ijKGwL6_A

it also reminds me of the techtalk quiverwarriors trying to jam 4 pairs of skis in their DakineDildocase for their rad weekend at snowbird/whistler/jackson/cham

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Not only that but the bags had trouble fitting their suitcases in too.

They didn't take bacon off the menu, they took it off the sign. Really, though, wtf else would you order at a diner if not breakfast at 2am including bacon (or sausage or ham)?

the local gossip is Sneakers can't keep enough bacon on hand they are selling so much of it

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Originally Posted by DBdude

the local gossip is Sneakers can't keep enough bacon on hand they are selling so much of it

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I could really go for an Eggs Benedict right now with crispy bacon in place of "Canadian" Bacon.

Not only this, but now we're being told that Hello kitty is not a cat. The asteroid will hit tomorrow.

Hello Kitty is not a cat? Who The fuck says that?

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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

Hello Kitty is not a cat? Who The fuck says that?

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The creator: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/...hing-is-a-lie/

you don't make friends with salad.

A bicycle cop actually asked me to leash my dog while walking back from the river. First time in 5 years. The end is nigh, I tells ya, the end is nigh!

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Originally Posted by Mofro261

you don't make friends with salad.

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Shit no, you don't. You make a bucket of it with lots of meat and cheese and croutons and shovel it into your headhole.

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Originally Posted by Hugh Conway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2ijKGwL6_A

it also reminds me of the techtalk quiverwarriors trying to jam 4 pairs of skis in their DakineDildocase for their rad weekend at snowbird/whistler/jackson/cham

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you sure do mention dildos alot,,,,,,,,,,,,, just sayin....... nice car btw

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Originally Posted by Mofro261

you don't make friends with salad.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jq_OhlQ0ZkA

indeed.

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Originally Posted by Tippster

The creator: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/...hing-is-a-lie/

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What does he know?



Pretty sure he's the real pussy.