End times are near thread

[BmillsSkier]

Can't advertise selling bacon without offending someone these days:

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner...andrew-johnson

So soy.

[stuckathuntermtn]

There are Muslims in VT?
Do they know that kosher/halal is outdated.

[MMP]

That's weak. What aren't people offended by?

[BigDaddy]

^Now you know the real reason I had to stop the annual pig roast in VT...

in protest, I ate a pound of bacon over the last two days. (And yes, I was sans wife.)

[MMP]

It took 2 days? Also weak

[Benny Profane]

Thanks for the heads up. Note to marketing dept.: Vermont is not the first state to sell Benny's famous chipotle smoked bacon lemonade. Test elsewhere.

[jon gaper]

If the TSA served bacon samples .........

[assman]

I am offended by burkas.

They prevent you from seeing the goods which can lead to making drastic mistakes when picking women up in the local juice bar .

[Benny Profane]

This is another sign of the impending apocalypse:

http://www.accuweather.com/en/featur...in_ma/32879378

[BmillsSkier]

^^^
I saw that the other day. Really cool color. Glad they saved it.


Another sign of end times. Willard Scott is still reading birthdays. I thought he called his own number years ago? Is it a reanimated corpse hawking centenarians and Smuckers now or a hologram?

[Timberridge]

There are Muslims in VT?

More likely some trust fund white chick from Greenwich CT who decided to convert to Islam after 3 years at Middlebury. I'm surprised the VT vegans dropped the ball on this one and let the Muslim's score first.

[Benny Profane]

I would have cooked that lobster to see if it turned pink.

[Benny Profane]

More likely some trust fund white chick from Greenwich CT who decided to convert to Islam after 3 years at Middlebury. I'm surprised the VT vegans dropped the ball on this one and let the Muslim's score first.

Hey, all the old Jewish hippies are just shaking their heads and saying, "oy. We didn't put up a fuss."

[ill-advised strategy]

fuck. that.

[riser4]

Impasse. As a devout baconitarian, I am deeply offended by any sign that does not have the word bacon on it.

[stuckathuntermtn]

All the old Jewish hippies eat bacon. Unless they're some dickhead vegan or something.
My parents are old 60's liberal Jews. We didn't eat much ham or cheese, but we most certainly were not Kosher. Not even for the holidays. Surprised also that it wasn't PETA or something. They're just as fanatical.

[AdironRider]

I cant decide whats worse, that people were offended by bacon, or that some pussy actually caved and took it off the menu.

[shafty85]

Simple solution - don't eat there. I'm offended by religious signs and symbols - my solution is to not go to churches/synagogues/mosques/etc. Voila, problem solved.

[digitaldeath]

check out whwat the peasants search for on the web

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/08/19/up...abt=0002&abg=1

hahahahaha

[systemoverblow'd]

And people wonder why muslims are so mad at everyone. No bacon. Fucking dumbshits.

[babybear]

I cant decide whats worse, that people were offended by bacon, or that some pussy actually caved and took it off the menu.

They didn't take bacon off the menu- just removed the sign.
Pretty pathetic to complain about a sign though. How about....turn your eyes away from the sign?

[babybear]

haha 2 excellent quotes here

And people wonder why muslims are so mad at everyone. No bacon. Fucking dumbshits.

I am offended by burkas.
They prevent you from seeing the goods which can lead to making drastic mistakes when picking women up in the local juice bar .

[stuckathuntermtn]

check out whwat the peasants search for on the web

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/08/19/up...abt=0002&abg=1

hahahahaha

Thanks, that was actually a good read.
Also:
"The phrase “pull-out” is also relatively popular in the easiest places. It presumably refers to either a kind of sofa or a kind of birth control."
Anecdotal evidence of TGR threads and and the hyphen suggest the sofa. Really one of the worst pieces of furniture ever. Futons suck too.

[MontuckyFried]

I cant decide whats worse, that people were offended by bacon, or that some pussy actually caved and took it off the menu.

Seriously. I grew up having to eat kosher due to religion (basically Jewish). I couldn't have bacon, which sucked because obviously bacon rocks.

It was torture growing up not ever getting to indulge in the awesomeness that is bacon, pepperoni, etc. Was I ever offended by the constant reminder of what I was missing out on? No, I was jealous. Plain and simple. That's all the so-called offended are about the topic...jealous. But, they won't admit it. Instead they'd rather be "offended" and behave like a whiny little children who aren't allowed to enjoy all the fun stuff their friends do.

[skiballs]

They didn't take bacon off the menu- just removed the sign.
Pretty pathetic to complain about a sign though. How about....turn your eyes away from the sign?