Maggot crew

my g/f is convinced im here trying to pick up chicks

I've used JONG in conversation........like, with people.

i got forced on here by skier666, he said I couldn't be cool or a good skier unless I came on here. and now I'm told I'm still not cool. But hey, now I know a ton of people to ski with at the wood which is good enough for me, 'cuz at least I'm uncool but somewhat known.

My lifestyle has always been avant garde;I fly my freak colors with pride.

Besides greatly changing my life for the better,believe it or not,this site actually has grounded me more & brought more "normalcy" to my solo travelling, hipster,freebird,freakshow existance!

My brother once claimed I'm the weirdest guy he knows.I mean,What would you expect from a guy from ST. Louis?

I find that it's all in the presentation.Last time I was at Alta,I was skiing with a friend of a friend who is a long time local there.Just about every lift ride I met someone that I knew ,or knew of.

One ride I was looking for Natty Dread .Asked this guy on the lift if he was ND.He said no but he posted under Bum Z.I said,Nice to meet you,I stayed at your place over Thanksgiving.

My friend was like,you've never met this guy & you've stayed at his place!How do you know so many people here?

This place is the fresh,NUFF SAID.

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Originally Posted by Evil E

Great people, great vibe, and my skiing (or should I say airtime?) has improved significantly. So much stoke here... I love this board!

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Your airtime has definitely achieved sickbird status. Anything over 30 feet and my heart just starts hammering. :cool:

I'm improving too. Whenever Brett sees my arms/poles on the videos he just starts laughing and making fun of me. I guess no one's immune from that deadly sense of humor. At least I'll get shamed into skiing right. :D

AAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

Hey owens, we need a pirate face in the smiles bin.

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Originally Posted by SheRa

:D

Why am I not remembering this? I seem to get into trouble pretty consistently at the Cantina...

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'cause I got you drunk first... and it was only your arm.... through your clothes... a mere brush, actually.


Damn.

So a friend and I are bored between classes and are screwing around in the computer lab right? So he's browing this site called bangme.net. All of the sudden he covers his mouth trying to stifle his laughter. I look over on the screen and see some random internet hottie. Then he points across the computer lab, and what do you know, it's the same hottie!

The next week, I'm riding up the chairlift with what at first glance appears to be just a random hottie. Upon further review, it's same chick from the computer lab and bangme.net.

I said with a smile, "So...this might sound a little weird, but I saw you on bangme.net earlier today."

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Originally Posted by FNG

So a friend and I are bored between classes and are screwing around in the computer lab right? So he's browing this site called bangme.net. All of the sudden he covers his mouth trying to stifle his laughter. I look over on the screen and see some random internet hottie. Then he points across the computer lab, and what do you know, it's the same hottie!

The next week, I'm riding up the chairlift with what at first glance appears to be just a random hottie. Upon further review, it's same chick from the computer lab and bangme.net.

I said with a smile, "So...this might sound a little weird, but I saw you on bangme.net earlier today."

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So, So...... what happened?

Her boyfriend was a dork and they were in love.

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Originally Posted by FNG

So a friend and I are bored between classes and are screwing around in the computer lab right? So he's browing this site called bangme.net. All of the sudden he covers his mouth trying to stifle his laughter. I look over on the screen and see some random internet hottie. Then he points across the computer lab, and what do you know, it's the same hottie!

The next week, I'm riding up the chairlift with what at first glance appears to be just a random hottie. Upon further review, it's same chick from the computer lab and bangme.net.

I said with a smile, "So...this might sound a little weird, but I saw you on bangme.net earlier today."

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Worthless without a link/pic.

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Originally Posted by char

Worthless without a link/pic.

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Ah hah! Found her.
Linky McLink
(She has stupid background music that autoplays FYI)
More Pics
(Minus the background music)

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Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas

Is that what that shit is? It smells all coconutty.

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LOL HA HA :D

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Originally Posted by SheRa

ou guys are awesome - great skiers, fun to hang out with, feels so good to run around the mountain like a pack of crazy monkeys - faster than everyone else, hucking off every available feature, going straight to all the best lines, with all the coolest skis...

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Ohhh! Great skiers!
Hehehehe
Skis not make one great!

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Originally Posted by Yoda

Ohhh! Great skiers!
Hehehehe
Skis not make one great!

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you're not Yoda, and you're definitely not smart or witty.

The idiocity is strong with this one.
:fuckyou:

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Originally Posted by BlurredElevens

you're not Yoda, and you're definitely not smart or witty.

The idiocity is strong with this one.
:fuckyou:

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Idoicity?

In Summit county, it must be.

Skin like an onion will not serve you well here or in the world.
Calm, at peace you should be. All the anger and the hate you have why?

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Originally Posted by Yoda

Idoicity?

In Summit county, it must be.

Skin like an onion will not serve you well here or in the world.
Calm, at peace you should be. All the anger and the hate you have why?

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Yoda speaking does not make Yoda wannabe Yoda.

Posing why? Behavior of perpetrating smart guy only shows dumb fraud.

Life you have not.

Little you know Brett, much you have to learn.
Many we are, all we must be.
WHen you are calm, at peace you will know this.

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Originally Posted by Yoda

Little you know Brett, much you have to learn.
Many we are, all we must be.
WHen you are calm, at peace you will know this.

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I'll be at peace when brains pour out your head in bloody pool on sidewalk.

I then make love passionate with bloody green corpse.

May I gain wisdom from you then.

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"he's the BEST skier you've ever seen!!!"

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hahahaha. then mr "tax n' tips" watched me teleflail for the next hour.

I used to work at MIT. Just having Internet friends doesn't even get you in the door of nerddom there. But at least I know a little something about plasma fusion and quantum physics now. So I got that going for me. Which is good.

I felt weird the first time I met a maggot, Armchair Exreme, in the Spokane airport years ago. Now I don't care a bit. Is it weirder to meet someone on the internet than in a bar? Or at a party where you don't know anyone? I dunno., I don't really think so.

And like Basom said, if they ask where you met just say "skiing", and that's the end of that.

The whole meeting people off the net thing freaks me out...


















Not to mention from hangin around here most of ya could handily outski me. I ain't bad... but I ain't no cliff huckin, kicker building, backcountry experienced ripper like it seems most everyone else is. :frown:

Guess I will just have to be happy rippin around A-basin.

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Originally Posted by SIIHP

Guess I will just have to be happy rippin around A-basin.

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That shouldn't be too tough.

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Originally Posted by Trackhead

One or two phone calls, a PM, and BAMMM. Your off to ski some cool shit.

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Yep. This board has led me to many a good ski friend.

Funny cause I'm reading this thread and I get a call from Powho that he and Phunk are going touring tomorrow and do I want to join.

Enough said.