What is a JONG?

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Originally Posted by biff chalupa

Troll on Venereal Disease Ron Dick Dripper . . . you're gaining an audience. Hopefully, at some point, you'll learn to be funny.

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Biffy boy do you go by Hairy taco on Telemarktips? That guy is a vagine and chalupa's sounds like something you get from a stripper pole. Not trying to be funny I just don't like being called names on the internet by cyber bullys.
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Originally Posted by TWINS

PM Rontele for your answer.

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I only shop at rontele's rumage sales. That guys got some good stuff for sale.

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Originally Posted by scottyb

JONG is everything and nothing all at the same time.

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I see now I just turned into a light. boom.

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Originally Posted by vdRONdripper

AZ greg is a dork.

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*face-palm*

this thread marks the official start of summer.

Better to be silent and considered a Jong than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt

the first rule about being a jong is...

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Originally Posted by vdRONdripper

Biffy boy do you go by Hairy taco on Telemarktips? That guy is a vagine and chalupa's sounds like something you get from a stripper pole. Not trying to be funny I just don't like being called names on the internet by cyber bullys.
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Then you have come to the wrong place. Best move on.

that is a last name of many tribal members. for example gaper flounder jong.

Where's JONG SLAUGHTER when ya need him?

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Originally Posted by vdRONdripper

Biffy boy do you go by Hairy taco on Telemarktips? That guy is a vagine and chalupa's sounds like something you get from a stripper pole. Not trying to be funny I just don't like being called names on the internet by cyber bullys.
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Ha, nope, not Hairy Taco. A bit hypocritical eh? Love that pic. Troll on . . .

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Originally Posted by vdRONdripper

I've been called a poodler, one who has a good telemark stance that is low by the newbtelewankers.
I've been called a gaper, one who has a gap between goggles and helmet, but I don't wear a helmet.
But this JONG thing is new. What is it and why would anyone call me that? Is it because I double pole plant as I get on to blues and have long poles?
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-g.../pfroncole.jpg

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Gaper=

1gape
verb \ˈgāp sometimes ˈgap\
gapedgap·ing
Definition of GAPE
intransitive verb
1
a : to open the mouth wide b : to open or part widely <holes gaped in the pavement>
2
: to gaze stupidly or in openmouthed surprise or wonder
3
: yawn
— gap·ing·ly adverb
See gape defined for English-language learners »
See gape defined for kids »
Examples of GAPE

<she suddenly realized she had been gaping at the good-looking waiter instead of giving him her order>

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Originally Posted by vdRONdripper

AZ greg is a dork.

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Greg scores without even posting!

that dude's a first ballot pick for Cooperstown

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Originally Posted by vdRONdripper

I've been called a poodler, one who has a good telemark stance that is low by the newbtelewankers.

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Good?
I think you are confused.

Poodle factor is a term used to describe a telemark skier that has a very stretched out stance while in a drop position.
A low stance done right has no poodle.

You sure put a lot of energy into your troll over at the other place, no wonder they love you so much.

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Originally Posted by AlpenChronicHabitual

...You sure put a lot of energy into your troll over at the other place, no wonder they love you so much.

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FWIW I don't think this is pfroncole from ttips. I think it's a troll alias, because pfroncole is funnier, which is a sad comment on this guy.

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Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper

FWIW I don't think this is pfroncole from ttips. I think it's a troll alias, because pfroncole is funnier, which is a sad comment on this guy.

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No, this guy [vdrifter11]

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Originally Posted by AlpenChronicHabitual

No, this guy [vdrifter11]

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Yeah, vdrifter11=pfroncole. Trust me on this one - I tele.

And vdRONdripper is not vdrifter11.

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Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper

Yeah, vdrifter11=pfroncole. Trust me on this one - I tele.

And vdRONdripper is not vdrifter11.

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We have our first ronnabee? And Ron if it is you...shit I forgot what I was going to say.

Jongtificate : to wonder what is jong.

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Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper

Trust me on this one - I tele.

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meadowskip, no one gives a fuck that you tele, or that i tele. trust me on this.:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6kor...hannel&list=UL

tele=too ez.

rogjong

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Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper

And vdRONdripper is not vdrifter11.

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Yeah. It's not him.

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Originally Posted by snoqpass

Gaper=

1gape
verb \ˈgāp sometimes ˈgap\
gapedgap·ing
Definition of GAPE
intransitive verb
1
a : to open the mouth wide b : to open or part widely <holes gaped in the pavement>
2
: to gaze stupidly or in openmouthed surprise or wonder
3
: yawn
— gap·ing·ly adverb
See gape defined for English-language learners »
See gape defined for kids »
Examples of GAPE

<she suddenly realized she had been gaping at the good-looking waiter instead of giving him her order>

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Please use layman's terms that a Jong will relate to
"his ass was gaping wide open after his friend took his 10" dick out of it"

Padded Room....? :rolleyes2

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Originally Posted by icelanticskier

meadowskip, no one gives a fuck that you tele, or that i tele. trust me on this.:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6kor...hannel&list=UL

tele=too ez.

rogjong

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as rog enjoys another big mouthful of his own cock.... btw, when you criticize others technique is my favorite. redonkydoosh

This is a stupid and disappointing thread.