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Originally Posted by iceman
:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: Too freakin funny. Iceman, you're a classy dood. I love it!!!
And Rev, I know - such a party pooper today. Don't give up on me yet, I did post some skin (ok, not much, I know) in the photo thread. Doesn't that count for something? :smile:
And I agree with Lynx - no matching scarf and gloves!
Well, what if you up the ante and throw in a hat?Quote:
Originally Posted by watersnowdirt
Mismatched scarf and gloves?
<Viva make a mad dash over to the picture thread, spilling his coffee and stubbing a toe on the way>Quote:
Originally Posted by watersnowdirt
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Originally Posted by iceman
ear muffs?
leg warmers?
those are good, rigth?
playing off of watersnowdirt's suggestion for a massage coupon...
Create your own coupon book for her, with coupons like:
automatic argument ender
viewing of a "chick flick" movie
sensual massage
you doing all the house chores for a week
night out with the girls
It's cheap and pretty easy and she'll be cashing them in all year long.
Hat, scarf, gloves, earmuffs, leg warmers and a yellow beet.
She will be putty in your hands.
Back off, rodent! :cussing:Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva
ok fine - put in a headband and you're good to go.Quote:
Originally Posted by basom
Snow slider - good suggestions. Love it. Any woman will be stoked.
Don't forget the ring ding. That's a critical part of this package (though if you toss in a red beet alongside the yellow beet, you can forgo the Hostess treat.)Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
Wow. Really? I was thinking "off the cheese scale."Quote:
Originally Posted by watersnowdirt
Maybe this is why guys suck at this.
CHEDDAR EXPLOSION!Quote:
Originally Posted by snow_slider
see????????
well, if i had ever given that to either of my prievious two girfriends i would have recived a swift knee to the nuts and a simultanioous laugh to the face. Then have to endure months of ridicule in front of her friends.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cornholio
they were both pretty harsh ladies though
You can actually buy a book just like that, already made. I bought one of those once, my bf and I broke up before he got to use many of them - I think he used the "choice of movie" one.Quote:
Originally Posted by snow_slider
Feh on Victoria's Secret. Ill fitting, poorly made (fall apart quickly), not very comfortable. And to whoever suggested a scarf with matching gloves? That's fine, for your Aunt. And, while I'd love a stocking full of smarties and Neccos (my favorite candy!), candy is never a good way to go. It only leads to you having to hear, for about a month, how fat she feels and/or looks.
If you're in a hurry - what girl wouldn't love a well made puffy? Burton makes a great one ($$$), Old Navy (thanks Blurred) makes a really cute one and it's only $40. If she's a triathlete, get her great wicking clothing.
Or, depending on how close you guys are...that little blue box is always nice. Tiffany's makes a really cute silver link bracelet with a heart charm that dangles and it's not very expensive, but full of sentimental value. Especially if you have the heart engraved.
I don't know, Cornhole, but if any of you are shopping for me, I know I could use one of these in my lonely mountain town:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...apan_pillow_dc :(
I think could be cool, if done right. I'd rephrase some of Snow Slider's pages to be a bit less cheesy, and do things like - dinner at her favorite restaurant, a foot massage (nix on the sensual massage - it just sounds creepy depending on who you are), etc.
And accompanied by something in a blue Tiffany box, you're set. :)
Rev - the UPS man will be there shortly. We all chipped in.
i had pegged you as more of a pez girl. dont ask me why.Quote:
Originally Posted by yogachik
This is why we pay her the big bucks.Quote:
Originally Posted by yogachik
HomerJ's puffy suggestion has been the wiener so far, WSD probably sealed it.
I'm not really a "love coupon" kind of guy, she's not really a "love coupon" kind of girl. I think.
So far we have:
beets, Hostess snak food and cheese. Throw in a beef stick and ya got, Hickory Farms
Heart Rate Monitor or a Pedometer!
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Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater
You need help "relaxing," Rev?Quote:
"We created this item to help tired people relax," said Makoto Igarashi, Trane's managing director.
Let's just recap to be sure you don't mess it up. Your gift shouldinclude:
A matching hat and scarf (and earmuffs, if you're feeling spendy)
Necco wafers
One yellow beet
One package of Hostess Ring Dings.
She's a lucky, lucky girl. Sigh.
Yeah, I guess I could see the coupon thing as cheesy, but hey, I've been called WAY worse that cheesy before.
Maybe combining the coupon book with the Ring Dings would balance things out?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that Ring Dings are the right answer. I mean, a package of Ho Ho's might be taken the wrong way.