Help me prank my girlfriend

I think we should listen to Biz Markie drop a little science.

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So I came to her college on a surprise visit
To see my girl that was so exquisite
It was a school day, I knew she was there
The first semester of the school year
I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm
This guy made me fill out a visitors form
He told me where it was and I as on my way
To see my baby doll, I was happy to say
I arrrived in front of the dormitory
Yo, could you tell me where is door three?
They showed me where it was for the moment
I didnt know I was in for such an event
So I came to her room and opened the door
Oh, snap! guess what I saw?
A fella tongue-kissin my girl in the mouth,

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Sure! I'll be right over.










Oops, I thought you said "spank". My bad.

Or how about getting friends or family to borrow her spare car key. When she is parked somewhere even a tiny bit shady, set off the car alarm. When she comes running out, speed off in her car. Before she has time to call the cops, pull around, smiling.

Here IT is:

You show up un-announced with 2 dozen roses, a bottle of wine, a box of chocolates, and a romantic handwritten card. Then you take her out to an expensive dinner and return to her place where we've put rose petals on her bed. You slowly build up with lots of caressing, kissing, nibbling until she's ooozing for you. Then you blindfold her.. Then I slip out of the closet and stick it in and you remove the blindfold.

Suprise!!

davieboot = headed for trouble.

Obstruction/Caucasian Asian have the right idea. You have to keep your goals in mind. "Oh shit my car got stolen!!" does not easily lead to a weekend of crazy sex. You may well get there, but what you propose would seem a detour, not an expressway.

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Originally Posted by Sir Jongalot

Here IT is:

You show up un-announced with 2 dozen roses, a bottle of wine, a box of chocolates, and a romantic handwritten card. Then you take her out to an expensive dinner and return to her place where we've put rose petals on her bed. You slowly build up with lots of caressing, kissing, nibbling until she's ooozing for you. Then you blindfold her.. Then I slip out of the closet and stick it in and you remove the blindfold.

Suprise!!

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AKA "Rodeo Fuck" I bet jongy could go seven seconds

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Originally Posted by shredgnar

AKA "Rodeo Fuck" I bet jongy could go seven seconds

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Right!! - what WAS I thinking? Wait until I cum and THEN pull off the blindfold.

I suggest utilizing the Shocker technique and/or the Butler. That or just fuck her butt.

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Originally Posted by carvedog

The male stripper thing might have some legs.

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Jeezus yes, the stripper must have legs. I mean, amputee strippers are cool if you're into that kind of thing. But if she isn't, you'll have some serious explaining to do.