eBay's hiring like 3 Business Analysts here in SLC.
If you're gonna be a corporate whore be a high-price one in a successful bordello.
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eBay's hiring like 3 Business Analysts here in SLC.
If you're gonna be a corporate whore be a high-price one in a successful bordello.
hey brah, why don't you just move back down here?
livin's e-z, surf's bettah, weather's bettah, your girl's he'a and you're other job, uh, was your other job.
but now you guys have all those spiffy stock options right?Quote:
Originally posted by FreakofSnow
Umm...maybe you should have put the cover on that TPS report :D
Seriously, that sucks, thats how it comes down in my dept. too. All the way up until the end, "yeah that looks great" (see - not wanting to spend the time to read and provide the feedback)
Tell Lumberg to stick it up his ass.
Ullr is punishing you for having a hot bi girlfriend and surfing too much.
you win a few you loose a few...
Some of us, more than a few.Quote:
Originally posted by dude_le_skibum
...you loose a few...
Pu-I'm workin the weekend right along with ya bro. Shitfuck! 'Course I can't blame my minions, it's my own damn fault.
Here's to lots more beeah's and hours in front of the puter...
Hey! no fair, I got to work this weekend too. Of course it is because I spent all week on the interweb and shit but! BUT! Today mrs. lemon and Sue-ba-roo and I went to the mountains for a little hunting scouting and shotgun shooting.
Soooooo
Pu
I know how you can get em back
but it is bad
and well...
go get some porn like
only you can
you know some real down and dirty some dudes arm about 15" up some bizzach's asshole
you know
PORN
Put that bad boy down as your walpaper
Get to end of said piece of bullshit asshole presentation
thanks, any questions. Close Powerpoint on down
let em see your wallpaper
or, just don't do it and don't show up.
either way.
Big hitter the lama
Quote:
Originally posted by Punani
[RANT]
FUUUCCCCKING FUCK FUCK SHIT COCKSUCKER!!!!
Critical fucking week next week. Last 3 weeks have been long fucking hours getting my fucking shit together into a 100 fucking page piece of fucking shit shit. A piece of shit project that was a fucking piece of shit before I was hired to fix the fucking piece of fucking shit is launched next fucking week.
So there's a million fucking consultants and managers driving this piece of shit fuck. Since I'm a loose fucking cannon, and easy scapegoat, I get the fucking lion's share of the piece of shit project to fucking do....
Now I can handle pieces of shit like this. I've done harder more difficult shit before. I send my piece of shit status reports and gazillion drafts for executive review. "Yes looks good. Excellent, on track, you are the shit...blahblahblah"
So the past few weeks of getting my cock sucked culminated into this...the unveiling of the piece of shit fucking asshat project whatever rollout and there's a big dry run of the 3 hour presentation this afternoon.
An atomic bomb blew up in my face as the fucking fuckhead fucks who was supposed to help me out start taking potshots at me like a bunch of insurgents.
Bottom line I was set up and made to look like a fuck in front of my boss, my bosses boss and all my buds. And I'm left to redo 3 weeks worth of fucking bullshit over the fucking weekend which was supposed to be one of drinking, partying, surfing and unlimited sex.
Fuck my fucking piece of fucking shit job.
Umm so do you want me to fly out and kill those pudding pouders with my box of tide and a comb. ;)
My bad job perscription: get a job where you are ranked/rated/paid on your performance only. That way you can literally tell everyone else to go fuk off. Downside is you get fired when things don't work out.
However, if I had to work for a big bureacracy, they would boot me anyway. Oh wait, that happened, and I skied 60 good days that year.
It feels a lot better my way.
was today!!!
I'm so stupid!:rolleyes2
Fucking SuPu is a fucking funny muthafucka.
From one serious corp ho to another:Quote:
Originally Posted by Superstar Punani
1. Defend your boundaries;
2. Document everything, and especially project managent or progress reports, meetings, everything.
3. Get buy-in, support, etc from senior folks around the periphery
4. When a fuck-ass starts messing with you and setting themselves up for disaster (and not that they see this) or otherwise become vulnarable
help them slit their own throats.
5. Remember balance. Home/appetite/lust/fun/tears/your life are more important than the corps.
'Cuz at the end of the day, it's yours.
Fuck I hate work too...actually my works not bad, im just going to be freaking exhausted.
I videotape hockey/football/dance, just various sports...and theres some hockey tournament for the peewees tomorrow...all I have to do is videotape footage of the pregame celebration in the locker room, postgame celebration on the ice, and in the locker room....so it wont be too bad, just fucking awkward being there in the locker room with a huge camera. But here's the bad part....its now 1:15 am, I just got back from paintball with some friends...so im gonna sleep soon, but I have to get up at 6 am...and I work until 9 PM (big big tournament) and then have to get up early to go skiing sunday....
Wooo this will be fun.
Yeah, me too.Quote:
Originally Posted by MacDaddy
I talked to him tonite and he was headin for SLC and the wood tomorrow.
So I'm thinking, 'Way to go SuPu.'
.....big project on the table and he's skiing.
Why do you work for the man? You know I said "fuck that shit" long and hard ago.
Dude, you still work for the man. The only difference is your man has dreadlocks and a trustfund... but he's still the man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Greydon Clark
fuck those skank ass motherfuckers, down with the man
Quote:
Originally Posted by Superstar Punani
Sounds like you already have unlimited fucking....
Quit that job, become a lift op, and free yourself. Why put up with all that bullshit?
Time to start your own business and own all those fucking fuckers.
non illigitamus carborundum