Man, the colon troubles I have to look forward to. :( When I was about 14 my dad was having terrible stomach cramps for a few days. Retarded Doc tells him he's constipated and gives him an enema which he found out when he ended up in the emergency room soon after that that was the last thing he should have had under his circumstances. Turns out his family has a history of colon problems which he told the doctor about. The enema ended up causing my fathers colon to explode since it turned out he had a disease called diverticulitus. Can you say major lawsuit? My dad, being the overly nice and shy person that he is decided not to sue, but did have to shit in a bag attatched to his stomach for 2 months until his colon healed. Docs tell me there is a pretty good chance I will end up with this disease as well sometime down the road. Moral of the story? Don't mess with shit because its some messy stuff.
