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  1. 06-09-2004, 01:40 PM #1
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    drugged

    i Looked high and low for an excuse to get high and not gfo to work. I fojund it. Course it involved getting a camera and sharp obhects inserted deeply into the place wherrrr the suh dont shine. I ajm now entertaninign my wife by being in a state. So the doc foung a cuopel of items tht shoiu.dnt be there adn took em out. thank yuou. Thees dru;gs are quite good dn I can't go to work tomorrow ither. I asked him if i could go skiing tonorrow. said yes but just not toay/I will come out of htis stupor/stupid but untol i do I wiol thumb my thumb and ebven my nose at my randon drig testeing employet. cheers
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  2. 06-09-2004, 01:42 PM #2
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    Re: drugged

    Originally posted by fiddler
    So the doc foung a cuopel of items tht shoiu.dnt be there adn took em out.
    Do tell.
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  3. 06-09-2004, 01:46 PM #3
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    Better yet, don't.
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    Re: drugged

    Originally posted by fiddler
    i Looked high and low for an excuse to get high and not gfo to work. I fojund it. Course it involved getting a camera and sharp obhects inserted deeply into the place wherrrr the suh dont shine. I ajm now entertaninign my wife by being in a state. So the doc foung a cuopel of items tht shoiu.dnt be there adn took em out. thank yuou. Thees dru;gs are quite good dn I can't go to work tomorrow ither. I asked him if i could go skiing tonorrow. said yes but just not toay/I will come out of htis stupor/stupid but untol i do I wiol thumb my thumb and ebven my nose at my randon drig testeing employet. cheers

    WHAT THE HELL???!!!!!!
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    Sooooo, was the colonoscopy fun?
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  6. 06-09-2004, 01:51 PM #6
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    polyps,now bing sent to lab for testng for benigninity ha.oh and they gabe me a big dose of fentanyl and versefd
    i have sonme great pics for n my what do you coll it picture thingyu der my nema.
    In drove this drunken madman and stopped on a dime! Unfortunately the dime was in Mr. Rococo's pocket!
  7. 06-09-2004, 01:53 PM #7
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    "I fell off the stepladder straight onto the Ron Jeremy rubber cock my wife had carelessly left upended..."
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    Originally posted by fiddler
    i have sonme great pics for n my what do you coll it picture thingyu der my nema.
    Now that's funny.
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  9. 06-09-2004, 01:54 PM #9
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    on second thoygth those pics mayge shouldnt ge3t posted
    In drove this drunken madman and stopped on a dime! Unfortunately the dime was in Mr. Rococo's pocket!
  10. 06-09-2004, 01:57 PM #10
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    Originally posted by bad_roo
    "I fell off the stepladder straight onto the Ron Jeremy rubber cock my wife had carelessly left upended..."
    then you mustneed some fentanyl too
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    Originally posted by Telenater
    Sooooo, was the colonoscopy fun?
    I know a couple of people who just finished their first year in Med. School, and they had to do a four week placement in a small town hospital. This one doctor brings my friend Casey into a room, introduces him as Dr. to the patient, shows him the colonoscopy equipment, and leaves Casey to do the, ahh, procedure....

    Now thats a malpractice suit waiting to happen.
    Yep, seen this before. Crazy liquor & cheeseburger party got out of control.
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    Originally posted by bad_roo
    "I fell off the stepladder straight onto the Ron Jeremy rubber cock my wife had carelessly left upended..."
    "It was a one in a million shot, doc."
  13. 06-09-2004, 02:58 PM #13
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    Versed is some bad ass shit. Makes Roofies look like Sweet-Tarts.

    They could excavate your colon with a post hole digger and you would not care.

    add:

    I took that stuff once, the Doc said to count backwards from 10.
    I got as far as “Te...”
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    Fentanyl and Versed. Whoa. Can you say "bedspins"?

    Hope it all comes out okay.












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    I just ate some chicken with matzo ball soup, first food since Monday and I feel somewhat back in the world. Although I did just fall asleep at the keyboard for ten minutes. Is it still Wednesday? Spicoli I think they gave me the versed first 'cause I immediately started floating away. I've had so many in my family die of colon cancer that I can look foreward to this on a regular basis.
    Don't delay, get yours today!
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    Best of luck on the out come, really.
  17. 06-09-2004, 03:37 PM #17
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    well, I keep falling asleep at the wheel here so I think it's nap time.
    In drove this drunken madman and stopped on a dime! Unfortunately the dime was in Mr. Rococo's pocket!
  18. 06-09-2004, 04:29 PM #18
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    The Colon is not something to F*ck with as I can say from my past month of life!
    Over the past year I had to run to the emergency room twice with pains in the lower part of my body that pretty much felt as if someone stuck me with a serated blade and was pulling it in & out along with a fever of 103+,Not fun to say the least.
    End result was during my last episode they found 2 absesses & small perforations on my sigmoid colon, so once again I am a sweepstakes winner and have to go under the knife!
    So on may 13th I went in for the surgery to have a "Colon resegmentation. This is some of the worst surgery I could ever imagine;Shit getting a spinal fusion was easy!
    They ended up removing 23cm (9+inches) of my Colon cut my stomach verically from the bellybutton down to my !!!!!!!. They kept me in the hospital for 8 long days giving me a plathora of meds and I did not eat food from the tuesday before surgery until the friday I was released. Shit you want to talk some serious weight loss, I look like a cancer patient. Thats the good news they found no cancer!!!
    It has been 3 weeks & I just now am getting the energy to walk a couple of miles each dayHowever the pain is still there.
    Moral to the story I should have listened and gotten scoped alot sooner maybe some of this hell could have been prevented!
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    Originally posted by fiddler

    i have sonme great pics for n my what do you coll it picture thingyu der my nema.
    that will show all those sick fucks & their toe pictures
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    Originally posted by Helicrackjnky
    The Colon is not something to F*ck with

    Moral to the story I should have listened and gotten scoped alot sooner maybe some of this hell could have been prevented!
    Amen brother!
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  21. 06-10-2004, 03:50 AM #21
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    Originally posted by Helicrackjnky
    The Colon is not something to F*ck with
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    Anybody else see the video clips of Al Roker's (spelling?) colonoscopy on Conan? I'm all for NOT using sphinkter shots as avatars.
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    Damn! I didn't even get drugs that good during childbirth. No fair!

    Hope you awaken bedspin-free and that everything is a-ok w/ you.

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    Re: Re: drugged

    Originally posted by frozenwater
    WHAT THE HELL???!!!!!!
    Maybe I'm a stick in the mud . . . . but I fail to see the fascination with the stoned, drunk, stoned & drunk posts.

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    Best of luck fiddler & Helicrackjnky
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  25. 06-10-2004, 03:55 PM #25
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    Originally posted by Helicrackjnky
    So on may 13th I went in for the surgery to have a "Colon resegmentation. This is some of the worst surgery I could ever imagine;Shit getting a spinal fusion was easy!
    They ended up removing 23cm (9+inches) of my Colon cut my stomach verically from the bellybutton down to my !!!!!!!.
    Welcome to the club! Had emergency surgery two years ago due to a volvulus in the sigmoid colon (basically, the colon twists itself--and yeah, you get the picture, blocks itself off). It'll take some time to get back to 100%, but you will. And the weight will come back, too.

    I had problems my entire life with bad intestinal cramps and never knew the problem. The docs think my colon was twisting all the time, but usually would eventually untwist until this final incident. Good news is I haven't had any problems since.
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