Jesus gave you Parkinson's for being a douche.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nanuq
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Jesus gave you Parkinson's for being a douche.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nanuq
C'mon mister liberal, this is ground breaking shit right here, right now!
That little inspirational tune really has a catchy melody!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nathan Explosion
Yeah, give shakes a tambourine, and cut him off his meds.Quote:
Originally Posted by skibuminwyo
Let me know when the first MP3's are out.
The reign or terror that has been known to us as "Christianity" will now come to its darkest end. The music will bring the youth of the world to an awakening.
Millions ov Dead Christians has arrived.
How totally unoriginal:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MDC_(band)
Playing fast, hardcore punk associated with political and social issues has earned the band close association with Jello Biafra and the Dead Kennedys, as well as numerous other US punk bands of the early eighties. The band was also unique in frequently changing their name to a different initialism of MDC with every new record released. Incarnations include Millions of Dead Cops, Multi-Death Corporation, Millions of Dead Children, Millions of Dead Christians, Millions of Damn Christians, Metal Devil Cokes, and Magnus Dominus Corpus.
oh my dear sweet jesus, i think you guys may have ripped of Millions of Dead Cops, or as they were sometimes known, Millions of Dead Christians. I noticed that literally seconds ago as I saw that 4matic made the same point I just did.
Deja vu.
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Originally Posted by 4matic
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Originally Posted by adam
tief schnee, 4matic, adam - I think you're not getting it. This new band is called Millions ov Dead ChristianS, not Millions of Dead Christians. Totally different.
Solid work so far, guys. Good start on that ballad, Nanuq.
Stop being a pussy, kill them, and take it back.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nathan Explosion
To make this band really intimidating, don't forget to drench those tasseled loafers with lots and lots of Christian BLOOOD.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jer
I forgot to mention that I'm a pretty good tambourine player. Looks like you don't have a tambourine player yet.
Yeah, well, OK. I'm a pretty good tambourine player, by the way.
Do you guys need a flute player?
I'm pretty sure I could just record my torrent of nonsensical obscenities that I emit while at wok and in a week you could have 15 3 minute songs. I can be paid in fresh virgin blood.
If you can record in Farsi or Arabic, you might be able to market your music to the folks overseas. I'm sure the hate christian theme metal/acid rock music is an underserved market in the middle east.
They probbaly could use more COW BELL!Quote:
Originally Posted by Giant_Scrotum
The debut album should be titled "Grim" and NecroYeti's must figure prominently.
There is a small but vibrant metal scene in the middle east. Unfortunately though, many arab metal heads are harassed, arrested, and beat by the moral police. Obviously different countries have different policies, but in general you don't get away with looking like Jer. (or at least how I presume Jer looks).Quote:
Originally Posted by Toadman
The blackness is already descending. Millions ov Dead Christians knocked out TGR there for a while.
The dark dawn is coming.
Anybody see that show on gamma-ray bursts? Well, TGR got knocked out by a grim-ray burst! I started this thread yesterday and today TGR is crippled. Coincedence? I think not! I satnd proud, awaiting the comming morning....DARKNESS!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nanuq
And thanks for all the wonderful suggestions, but this is not some gay little TGR "let's all start a band and sing Coobyeyah" shit. We are NOT a democracy, we are a Demonocracy. Which is actually a lot closer to tyranny.
Nathan - you can play second guitar live. And the invite is still on to do second studio vokills as long as I don't have to deal with the typical long ass Dethklok contract.
The slippers had tassels, but I severed them and burned them in sacrifice to the Necrowizzard.
The album will never be available on gay christling mp3 format. It will be recorded on two digital 8 track machines, then mixed down to cassette tape. CDs and other digital media are for poserfag cocksuckers. It will also NOT BE FOR SALE. We have our own label (Kill Yourself With Fire Records) and 666 copies will only be available by request. Send me an essay (666 words or less) why you consider yourself worthy and I'll think about it.
Oh yeah - as for the other poserfag queer punk rock cocksucker band Millions of Dead Christians - we are Millions Ov Dead Christians. Don't make me break out a Kanwulf and claim that I actually wrote the songs and recorded a demo back in 93! It's nice that that homo Jello Biafra took enough time off from slurping cock to start up some gay little punk band, but there is a HUGE difference. Namely, he started his little band to offend people. Our name isn't meant to be offensive - it's meant as a warning. Kill yourselves NOW christfags! I will be a hell ov a lot less painful than impalement!
Nuq - my mailing address:
Werewolf VonDoom
666 Grimfrozen Rd.
Northern Northern North Wisconsin (the frostbitten part)
00666
Almost forgot: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
But do yours go to 11?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jer
Our amps go to 666, poserfag. Amps that only go to 11 are for underachieving christian turds.Quote:
Originally Posted by flatNshallow
That's nice.......FOR A BALLAD!
Why are they playing so slow?
It's gotta be WAY faster. I can'ts nots plays slow. It's hard.
Granspaws guitars.