Millions Ov Dead Christians

[Jer]

I know this belongs in Books/movies/music, but there are too many untrve poserfags over there.

Nanuq and I are starting an extreme anti-christian black metal band called Millions Ov Dead ChristianS. I'll be on guitars, bass and synth and Nuq will be handling the vokills and probably writing most of the lyrics since he's more filled with anti-christain hatred than I am. It's possible we may have Nathan Explosion of Dethklok on second vokills and/or drums.

This will ov course be the most extreme form of anti-christian terrorism ever to scar the face ov God's pathetic planet. I will be writing most (if not all) ov the music and I can tell you that we won't be playing below about 270 BPM at all. Nuq's writing the lyrics, so you'll have to ask him about that. I've heard some ov them tho and I can say without a doubt that Jesus Christ himself will be pissing his robe or tunic or whatever the fuck he wears when we get them down on CD. We've also decided that corpsepaint is for poserfags and we will only play live drenched in christian blood.

We will be posting more info here as it becomes available. Let the Final Dark Age begin!

[timvwcom]

Claiming my spot in this historic thread...

[Nathan Explosion]

Drums? Do I look like Pickles to you?

[Jer]

Drums? Do I look like Pickles to you?

Well, like I said - two vokillists would be pretty desolate as well. Nuq could do the harsh blackmetal shrieks and you could do the low death metal regurgitation vokills. That'd be twice the terror effect.

[BigDaddyLionfish]

Whens the demo come out?

[flyby]

Well, like I said - two vokillists would be pretty desolate as well. Nuq could do the harsh blackmetal shrieks and you could do the low death metal regurgitation vokills. That'd be twice the terror effect.

Bitch please. These is a skiing forum. Volkls

[skibuminwyo]

Need another guitar player? You can't have too many guitars for Satanssss music!

[Nanuq]

I should have the rough draft of the first track.

The tentative title for the first song is "The Damage of Mary's Cunt" and will focus on the spilled vaginal and rectal blood that came out of the ripped taint of Mary during the alleged virgin birth.

There'll be something for everyone in the lyrics.

[skibuminwyo]

Schweet!

[Tunco]

MDC, thats pretty original.

[doughboyshredder]

"Cum on the Cross" could be another song title. All about giving christian bitches pearl necklaces. God, I love the porn sluts with cross necklaces. Little dirty whores sucking for gods glory.

[Nanuq]

I don't think porn references would be a good thing in the lyrics.

I'm trying to keep them family friendly.

[Jer]

Here's a rough draft of the band logo I just drew up:

Sorry for the un-kvlt blue pen, but I couldn't find a black one and I am all out of Christian blood.

[Provocyclist]

I think this is a great idea. I'm pretty tired of goody-goody christians nancing around. Could you guys do some songs about Mormons too? Possible tracks include "Hey Boy, feel the Preisthood" or "hold tight to my rod"

[Nanuq]

We gotta walk before we can run provo. Specialty songs are more of a holiday album kind of thing.

Jer, send me your address and I'll fed-ex you some Christian blood. I have some surplus right now.

Oh yes, expect the full draft of "Mary's Rip" in a few. Still working on the bridge, and I hate that nothing rhymes with orange.

[Jer]

Could you guys do some songs about Mormons too?

No. I am, however, thinking of starting up an anti-islam deathmetal band called Isreali Gears. So far all I've got is the album cover (some stinking camel-jockey getting run thru gears with the star of David in the middle) and the first song title: "There's More Than One Way To Skin Cat Stevens".

Possible tracks include "Hey Boy, feel the Preisthood" or "hold tight to my rod"

You're not so good at writing black metal song titles, are you? No references to Necroyetis, no references to Norwegia, no references to winter or frost or ice or darkness, no refences to anything inverted. Very ungrim. We're not some faggot band like Satanic Warmaster or Funeral Mist.

[Jer]

I hate that nothing rhymes with orange.

Something like "RAAAAAPE THE HOLY WHOOOORE!! WAAAARRRRHHGGGGG!!!" is close enough. It's not like anybodys gonna be able to figure out what you're screaming once we run it through a Digitech Death Metal pedal and turn the levels all the way up.

[Provocyclist]

I gotcha Jer. Yeah i basically suck at song names. Keep up the good work, i await your debut album.

[advres]

I assume you have read this book, but if not, do yourself a favor. It is awesome:

[Nathan Explosion]

If anybody is going to play another guitar it's going to be Nathan Explosion.

I have to post in the third person in your threads, right Jer?

Unfortunately, somebody named Bloodbath took our first hit:

[Beder]

I hate that nothing rhymes with orange.

door hinge

[Nanuq]

So here is the rough draft of "Mary's Rip"

Mary you are a WHORRRRRRE

Your rip is a god given herpes sore

We will rise up against your Christian HORDE

And gargle with the blood of your SORE

We all know, your fan club known as Christians

Will not survive our WARRR

So don't bother with antibiotics for your taint SORRRRE


Its rough and young right now. Like all good writing I need to sleep on this one.

[Nathan Explosion]

So here is the rough draft of "Mary's Rip"

Mary you are a WHORRRRRRE

Your rip is a god given herpes sore

We will rise up against your Christian HORDE

And gargle with the blood of your SORE

We all know, your fan club known as Christians

Will not survive our WARRR

So don't bother with antibiotics for your taint SORRRRE


Its rough and young right now. Like all good writing I need to sleep on this one.

'Nuq, you've got it all wrong. Be more like this:

Nazarene
I've come to bestow you this crown of scorn
Destined to be cast down
And folded in earth
Resent me
Sworn enemy of the weakened heart
Cursing the miracle
Leech of the sun

Now that's metal!

[wicked_sick]

Your band sounds l!^3

[skibuminwyo]

If anybody is going to play another guitar it's going to be Nathan Explosion.

I have to post in the third person in your threads, right Jer?

Unfortunately, somebody named Bloodbath took our first hit:

There can never be enough guitars in a anti christian band!!!