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Gimme a break. You're in high school. No girlfriend that we know of. Moreso, you're in AK.Quote:
Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
What the hell is my hand
It'll be the the multiphlanged fleshy thing wrapped around your dick, if you're anything like every other dude your age. Nothing to be coy about. Masturbation is not a crime. Just remember, George Bush is watching you through your computer screen.
what does being in AK have to do with it?Quote:
Originally posted by splat
Gimme a break. You're in high school. No girlfriend that we know of. Moreso, you're in AK.
A rumored shortage of chicks, long distance to the Bush Company.
Please, I have a stomach ache.
No shortage of teenage chicks :DQuote:
Originally posted by splat
A rumored shortage of chicks, long distance to the Bush Company.
still playing handball though, need to step up and play some baseball...;)
now its getting personal...I swear I've seen that cat somewhere...
dude thats easy, just go hang out at any Salvation Army or Goodwill store. start "scoping" for the chicks that need their hair highlighted. :cool:Quote:
Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
wow I hate you
fucking A I need to find some chick with low self esteem..
Act cool, showem the lift tickets on your jacket, and before you know it "voila" you will be knocking boots inside a single-wide at a Palmer trailer park. :D
bottle or 12 pack of cheap booze usually helps.
My wife goes to bed early as well.
I just go to bed with her, then get back up. It's a compromise but I'm willing to make it.
And barber, ummm.... is she to big or are you by chance too.......ummm, well....what size of shoe do you wear?
God help me if she ever logs onto this board out of curiosity.:o
POTD!Quote:
Originally posted by Arnold Babar
God help me if she ever logs onto this board out of curiosity.:o
this is text book! quality stuff! and if your house is a big as FH2oQuote:
Originally posted by frozenwater
My wife goes to bed early as well.
I just go to bed with her, then get back up. It's a compromise but I'm willing to make it.
you can get away with it.......just like I'm doing....not that I just got lucky. but I am wetting down the dryness that I obtained the last five days.....and well the msr. is sleeping soundly, as are the two little bambinos! so lets party!!! (whatever)
1/2 bottle of Napa Red down perhaps one half to go.
Stranger things have happened. Mr. Babar, take both your B's and GO SERVICE YOUR WOMAN!Quote:
Originally posted by Arnold Babar
God help me if she ever logs onto this board out of curiosity.:o
Friday belonged to the board, Saturday to Mrs. Babar. Tonight? Well we can't have her getting complacent.:D
Come on now tell the truth. Your inflatable "Splat Love Doll" sprung a leak and you didn't have patching materials. ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Arnold Babar
I'm pretty sure I could have sex with Mrs. Babar tonight, but I decided to pour myself another rum & coke and read/post on the TGR board instead. Discuss...
Does PM Gear sell that? I couldn't find it on their website... Or did you just dress up one of your own inflatable dolls to look like splat?Quote:
Originally posted by TJ.Brk
Come on now tell the truth. Your inflatable "Splat Love Doll" sprung a leak and you didn't have patching materials. ;)
30 seconds of grunting, followed by ten seconds of "Who's your daddy?" afterword, and he can go back to his silly internet friends.
If elephant sized vibrators didn't use up batteries so quickly, I wouldn't need him.
How dare you make threats with my mum's pussy!Quote:
(sorry, I couldn't resist- the kitten is my mum's. Mine and Roo's cat is a dribbly 15 year old with a winky eye and missing teeth)
Poor little, Murray. All he did was look cute for the camera and he get's lazer beam eyes, threats to his life and a stranged dubbed voice.;)