Pick up lines - these can't be real..

Are your parents terrorists? 'Cause you're the bomb.

You: "Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job?"
Her: "No."
You: "Wanna get something to eat?"

You: "What winks and f***s like a tiger?"
Her: "I don't know, what?"
You wink.


(In the Not-so-much-of-a-pick-up-line department....)

For a fat chick, you sure don't sweat much.

You're ugly, but you'll do.

You: "Would you have sex with me for 5 million dollars?"
Her: "Maybe."
You: "Would you have sex with me for 500,000 dollars?"
Her: "I might."
You: "Would you have sex with me for 5 dollars."
Her: "Hey, I'm not THAT easy."
You: "Maybe not. But you ARE a prostitute, and I'm just trying to negotiate a price."

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

^^^^^HA!!

Here's one I've used when real drunk and obnoxious (not so good for picking up girls, but great for getting slapped)

"Hey baby, want a mouthfull of AIDS?"

I'll wake you for breakfast. Should I call you or nudge you?

My GF and her friend were recently @ a bar in LA, and this guy was standing next to them in a tight shirt, and was trying to chat them up, etc. They kept ignoring him, and he steps in between them, and asks the bartender: "hey, do you a good vet you can reccomend?" bartender: "umm, let me see, yeah, we use this guy....yadda yadda....why? is your dog/cat..." dude cuts him off, pushes up shirt to expose his biceps and goes into the full flex: "cause these pythons are SICK!"

My GF said she spit her drink out her mouth she was laughing so hard, 'cause this dude was soo cheesy.....

If you were a booger i'd pick you first.

Not a pick up line but funny.
My 21st birthday I'm making out with this chick I had just meet. Things are progressing nicely and I figure now is my chance to get some oral action. I ask nicely and the girl proceeds to tell me that she doesn't know me well enough. In my drunken stupor I tell her that " I can't think of a better way to get to know me."

That shirt looks very becoming on you, if I was on you I'd be cuming to.

Would you like to dance? (she declines) No, you misunderstood, I said you look fat in those pants.

Wanna play truck driver? You can back up and take my load.

most effective line I've ever seen was on of the guys on my College lax team, I can't belive it actually worked but he got more cootch then AKPM!

"Hey I'm a brother at this frat, wanna see my room?"

I really didn't belive him that it actually worked until I actually saw him use it and got 2 girls to go to his room with him, they both walked out sometime around 4-5 AM the next morning, I passed them in the hallway since I had an early bus to catch home :D