Guy advice from a chic

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Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
So heres a question, why the hell don't chicks just tell you what they feel about you when you say ask them out then they say no then they say yes to something else then they bail because they forgot about church, then they turn you down cause they have a hangover, then they freak out to one of your friends about how they are not ready for a relationship, then are all super nice and cool again??? I'm so fucking confused

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Have you considered submitting an expanded version of this to The Onion for one of next week's features? No, seriously!
Sprite

AKPM, if a girl picks church over going on a date with you, then you are a loser. And who forgets about church? Its been on the same damn day for 2000 years. She doesnt like you. I suggest you pick the ugliest, fattest girl in the school and start there. If she says no thanks, then just go throw yourself in a crevasse.

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Originally posted by CantDog
AKPM, if a girl picks church over going on a date with you, then you are a loser. And who forgets about church? Its been on the same damn day for 2000 years. She doesnt like you. I suggest you pick the ugliest, fattest girl in the school and start there. If she says no thanks, then just go throw yourself in a crevasse.

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Actully it was her parents choice, it was like an easter thing and she had just got caught getting drunk (at her house with a bunch of friends, coinsidentally 2/3 of my total friends) so she ddidn't feel like getting into any more trouble

Yeah some chics are really confussing. some chics dont know how to express there true feelings. its hard i mean can you express your fellings all the time? people dont like rejection. its a fact of life. If theres a chance of rejection we hide our feelings. If you have a question on how she feels about you, Just ask? tell her how you feel about her and then ask the question. If she says that she cares well then all hail to ya. If she replies no well then sorry buddy but your screwed. Move on to the next baggage! LOL theres really nothing else you can do in this situation. Good luck my man. Take care!

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Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
Just stay away from DINMS I live in AK, AK is good, I'm harmless, you may even like me ifyou enjoy fly fishing, skiign and mountian biking;)


So heres a question, why the hell don't chicks just tell you what they feel about you when you say ask them out then they say no then they say yes to something else then they bail because they forgot about church, then they turn you down cause they have a hangover, then they freak out to one of your friends about how they are not ready for a relationship, then are all super nice and cool again??? I'm so fucking confused

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Originally posted by char
Two sets of bindings and good balance.

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I did that in New Zealand. It was really foggy, one of those good ol' nz pea-soup days, so we thought we'd take advantage of the situation... :p

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Originally posted by snowfire
I did that in New Zealand. It was really foggy, one of those good ol' nz pea-soup days, so we thought we'd take advantage of the situation... :p

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Good Call


I'm assuming the skiing was good because its in NZ, but was the sex good?


Edit: LOL

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Originally posted by skichic4u
ok here are a few questions for you:

Why are you such a prick?
and why dont you just enjoy life and stop acting like a hich school student.

Grow Up Would Ya!

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Just FYI (probably dont need to tell you cause ur an alias), AKPM IS a high school student.

Well, at least this isnt clogging up the Main Board. ONS, thank you for a room designed just for stuff like this.
And skichic, I don't think you understand what this place is really all about, for a bit o' history, please read this entire thread, then get back to us. http://forum.powdermag.com/cgi-bin/u...c;f=2;t=000805

You didnt check out all my forums did ya. If i was an alias i sure wouldnt be showing my tits on here. but yeah, PEACE

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Originally posted by seldon
Just FYI (probably dont need to tell you cause ur an alias), AKPM IS a high school student.

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So, ski chick, is there any chance to see a pic of you? I´d like to see who I´m talkin to.

Well I have a pic of me on here already. someone posted it. Its a semi nude one but if your intrested in it go to http://tetongravity.com/forums/showt...threadid=10546

There ya Go! ENJOY!

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Originally posted by -D-
So, ski chick, is there any chance to see a pic of you? I´d like to see who I´m talkin to.

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This is funny. Say HARRR you cock gobbling troll.

This is hilarious. I moved to Eau Claire just over a year ago I can say I have only met one woman here that acted like this. Problem was she was ugly and I was very drunk. Bad combo. Hell I'm sure you must party at the Nasty Habit.

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Originally posted by Grange
I have only met one woman here that acted like this. Problem was she was ugly and I was very drunk.

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Diddja hit it?

I said I was really drunk. :(

No i cant say im a Nasty Habit fan. House of Rock is more my style.

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Originally posted by Grange
This is hilarious. I moved to Eau Claire just over a year ago I can say I have only met one woman here that acted like this. Problem was she was ugly and I was very drunk. Bad combo. Hell I'm sure you must party at the Nasty Habit.

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Going limp.....


SAY IT

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Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
Good Call


I'm assuming the skiing was good because its in NZ, but was the sex good?


Edit: LOL

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No, it was cold, there were ice chunks hitting my ass at about 90 mph. Plus you are in quite an awkward position. It was just one of those things we did just to say we did it... :confused:

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Originally posted by snowfire
No, it was cold, there were ice chunks hitting my ass at about 90 mph. Plus you are in quite an awkward position. It was just one of those things we did just to say we did it... :confused:

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SPPS

Yikes. I never thought you were the type snowfire! I'm confused: ice chunks, 90 mph, awkward position?? What were you skiing?

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Originally posted by iskibc
SPPS

Yikes. I never thought you were the type snowfire! I'm confused: ice chunks, 90 mph, awkward position?? What were you skiing?

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SPPS? como? (sex-post, I supppose?)

The type?? You've never met me!! :D ;)

No, I am not usually the type to want to have ice chunks hitting my ass at 90 mph. I was skiing Cardrona NZ, in the middle of an ice storm (which was interesting, fog and ice storms do not usually go together). After I accidentally skied off a cliff because I couldn't see it and didn't know it was there, we decided there were better things to do than try to ski.... ha. I was skiing on salomon crossmax's, alpine bindings...hence the awkward position. I imagine tele skiers could do it much better. I was a bit limited. Plus I'm kinda short... allright, I'll stop now. ;)

Btw, are we getting snow? I heard there is a winter storm advisory for N & C mountains.

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Originally posted by snowfire
SPPS? como? (sex-post, I supppose?)

The type?? You've never met me!! :D ;)

No, I am not usually the type to want to have ice chunks hitting my ass at 90 mph. I was skiing Cardrona NZ, in the middle of an ice storm (which was interesting, fog and ice storms do not usually go together). After I accidentally skied off a cliff because I couldn't see it and didn't know it was there, we decided there were better things to do than try to ski.... ha. I was skiing on salomon crossmax's, alpine bindings...hence the awkward position. I imagine tele skiers could do it much better. I was a bit limited. Plus I'm kinda short... allright, I'll stop now. ;)

Btw, are we getting snow? I heard there is a winter storm advisory for N & C mountains.

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Ahhh, now I understand. And no, I've never met you, but your board personality didn't exactly match this wild escapade!:D ;)

Yup, we're getting snow, but not much. When are you gonna come out of your shell and make turns with some CO maggots. We won't bite, I promise.

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Originally posted by iskibc
Ahhh, now I understand. And no, I've never met you, but your board personality didn't exactly match this wild escapade!:D ;)

Yup, we're getting snow, but not much. When are you gonna come out of your shell and make turns with some CO maggots. We won't bite, I promise.

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Yeah, I dunno, on the board I usually just read articles I'm interested in, and post when I feel something is directly relevant to me. :p And I didn't want to come off sounding like a desperate, horny teenager...no offense to, um, anyone. ;) But I do spend a helluva lot of time here...

As for turns, I hope to hook up with people as soon as my ski patrol nightmare is over, which should be after this weekend. I've been working 2 places this season, trying to transfer to A-Basin but still patrolling at Breck for the free pass. (broke college student will do anything to ski free.) :rolleyes: Anyways, it's been more trouble than it's worth, because my actual skiing (read: not patrolling) days have been numbered.

On a lighter note, last weekend was my last shift at Breck, and this weekend I *should* get voted onto the AB patrol, seeing as how I will have completed all my requirements by Saturday. No more training for me. So, from this time on, all I have to do is pull my 20 days/year patrolling at AB (have 5 more for this year), and the rest of the time I'm free. So, in a nutshell, hopefully soon!

:)

edit: oh my word, this asian fish and rice I just made is REALLY good. :p

I wonder what it would be like to have sex with a troll...

bumping from the back of the rack

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Originally Posted by skichic4u

ok here are a few questions for you:

Why are you such a prick?
and why dont you just enjoy life and stop acting like a hich school student.

Grow Up Would Ya!

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"101 ways to please your man - written by some lady.

Bitch, this list is three things long. Play with his balls, make him a sandwich, and don't talk to much."

Dave Chapelle really said it best.