Guy advice from a chic

**skichic4u** · 04-25-2004, 12:53 PM

Okay so you guys all have those stupid questions of why chics do this or that. WEll im here to answer all those pathetic questions. chic advice! see thats what chics are for. This is also a place to get to know me better. ask personal questions. i dont care! i answer them all! So guys hit me with your best shot!
PeAcE aNd Be WiLd 24/7!

**ak_powder_monkey** · 04-25-2004, 01:04 PM

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**skichic4u** · 04-25-2004, 06:10 PM

Why would i want to look at that. its nothing important to me.
damn i just want to talk about skiing and sex. thats my life. what can i say.

Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
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**ak_powder_monkey** · 04-25-2004, 09:04 PM

OK whats the best way to mix skiing and sex, without a gondola?

**char** · 04-25-2004, 09:08 PM

Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
OK whats the best way to mix skiing and sex, without a gondola?

Two sets of bindings and good balance.

**ak_powder_monkey** · 04-25-2004, 10:06 PM

Originally posted by char
Two sets of bindings and good balance.

Bwahahahahahahaha

**skichic4u** · 04-26-2004, 12:14 AM

Damn it if that didnt just turn me on. i say get over here now. WE dont need a gondola to have fun. what you do is go up a chair when you get to the top start fucking eachother then ski down and repeat over and over.
peace and be wild 24/7!
Spontanious is the way to be....

Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
Bwahahahahahahaha

**ak_powder_monkey** · 04-26-2004, 09:48 AM

That'd give new meaning to the mile high club

**ak_powder_monkey** · 04-26-2004, 09:49 AM

Note to self: join mile high club

**Theodore** · 04-26-2004, 12:12 PM

Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
Note to self: join mile high club

addendum to your note: join club first

**skichic4u** · 04-26-2004, 12:42 PM

okay guys. since it sounds so good! why dont we just start are own club. The fuck in ski club. Wouldnt mind doing that at all. damn it would be a dream come true. having sex and skiing all in one. damn damn damn damn! Lol would I be the only chic in this club, he he! I wouldnt mind thou!

Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
That'd give new meaning to the mile high club

**The Reverend Floater** · 04-26-2004, 04:20 PM

AKPM has finally met his female counterpart? Can this be true?

**frozenwater** · 04-26-2004, 04:30 PM

yikes

**Viva** · 04-26-2004, 04:31 PM

Originally posted by The Reverend Floater
AKPM has finally met his female counterpart? Can this be true?

No. When a chic wants to get laid, she can.

When a guy wants to get laid, some can and some can't. Those who can't become desperate and start chronicling their tales of woe and dispair in ski forums.

**ak_powder_monkey** · 04-26-2004, 04:38 PM

Originally posted by skichic4u
okay guys. since it sounds so good! why dont we just start are own club. The fuck in ski club. Wouldnt mind doing that at all. damn it would be a dream come true. having sex and skiing all in one. damn damn damn damn! Lol would I be the only chic in this club, he he! I wouldnt mind thou!

Sounds good to me

**frozenwater** · 04-26-2004, 04:49 PM

shouldn't this thread be titled "girl advice from a chic", unless you really plan on giving advice about guys. If so, my bad.

**Meat's of Evil** · 04-26-2004, 04:56 PM

Were do I go to get advice on transvestites?

**Viva** · 04-26-2004, 05:05 PM

Originally posted by Meat's of Evil
Were do I go to get advice on transvestites?

http://www.vaginaldavis.com

**skichic4u** · 04-26-2004, 05:31 PM

Very interesting!!! WHat do you think of this mr powder monkey. he he. Would be great wouldnt it.
QUOTE]Originally posted by The Reverend Floater
AKPM has finally met his female counterpart? Can this be true? [/QUOTE]

**CantDog** · 04-26-2004, 05:48 PM

word of advise skierchick, stay away from DINMS and AKPM. Trust me.

**Meat's of Evil** · 04-26-2004, 06:19 PM

Originally posted by skichic4u
Very interesting!!! WHat do you think of this mr powder monkey. he he. Would be great wouldnt it.
QUOTE]Originally posted by The Reverend Floater
AKPM has finally met his female counterpart? Can this be true?

[/QUOTE]

I’m pretty sure at any point now the board is going to collapse on its self.

**powderhound** · 04-26-2004, 06:24 PM

Originally posted by The Reverend Floater
AKPM has finally met his female counterpart? Can this be true?

spelling, check. rambling, check. I do believe we have a counterpart.

**ak_powder_monkey** · 04-26-2004, 11:27 PM

Originally posted by CantDog
word of advise skierchick, stay away from DINMS and AKPM. Trust me.

Just stay away from DINMS I live in AK, AK is good, I'm harmless, you may even like me ifyou enjoy fly fishing, skiign and mountian biking

So heres a question, why the hell don't chicks just tell you what they feel about you when you say ask them out then they say no then they say yes to something else then they bail because they forgot about church, then they turn you down cause they have a hangover, then they freak out to one of your friends about how they are not ready for a relationship, then are all super nice and cool again??? I'm so fucking confused

**Satan** · 04-27-2004, 08:43 AM

OK, here are a few questions:

Why are you unattractive and overweight?

What makes you think anyone here cares about advice given by an unattractive and overweight girl?

**skichic4u** · 04-27-2004, 08:50 AM

ok here are a few questions for you:

Why are you such a prick?
and why dont you just enjoy life and stop acting like a hich school student.

Grow Up Would Ya!

Originally posted by Satan
OK, here are a few questions:

Why are you unattractive and overweight?

What makes you think anyone here cares about advice given by an unattractive and overweight girl?