Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

its probably agood thing I don't ride inbounds anymore, coz if a snowboarder sits down, its an invitation,nay, obligation to spray them and I recommend other do the same ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz4EzxjywKA

i see what you guys are saying. skiers really ARE assholes. glad i learned to snowboard.

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Originally Posted by Shadam

its probably agood thing I don't ride inbounds anymore, coz if a snowboarder sits down, its an invitation,nay, obligation to spray them and I recommend other do the same ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qz4EzxjywKA

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YOUMUTHERFUCKERRGOTTTSNOWONMYSNOWGEARBITCHIKEELYOU .

i see what you're saying. snowboarders are dicks. glad i learned to monoski.

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Originally Posted by spook

YOUMUTHERFUCKERRGOTTTSNOWONMYSNOWGEARBITCHIKEELYOU .

i see what you're saying. snowboarders are dicks. glad i learned to monoski.

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If you mono ski, then you can ride Alta!

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Originally Posted by telemike

"Don't ever do that again." Said by Grumpy Marty to the dudes who ate shit trying to load a chair at BV while the powder frenzy was in full effect.

Meanwhile I'm shouting "First day? Do you require some assistance?" and other such nonsense.

Then they tried to each load the triple with a couple of doubles who were ready to go but got kicked back into line.

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I frequently fall on ski lifts, if it's a 4 seater ill take out a family of 3 I'm not scared.

I'll ride w/ gapers but they buy the beer. @:-♢

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Originally Posted by jonesy

I'll ride w/ gapers but they buy the beer. @:-♢

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and bloody marys, good sir...

Not a gaper quote at all but the two guys with long gray hair smoking weed on the chair in front of mine at Whistler--I'm guessing that they are well known locals--if so could the weed explain why one of them had a different kind of ski on each foot?

Sent an eBay seller a message a few weeks ago offering to buy some 14din 997s off of a pair of OG Sally prolink slalom "skies" (probably '94-'95 vintage) he was selling. I figured I'd lowball him with a $30 shipped offer. He got back to me and told me he already sold the bindings for $100. I replied, "Wow man, $100 for 997s. Nice score for you." He wrote back, "What do you mean nice score? I lost $800 on that deal. The 'skies' were only skied one run." Bwahahaha.

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Originally Posted by old goat

Not a gaper quote at all but the two guys with long gray hair smoking weed on the chair in front of mine at Whistler--I'm guessing that they are well known locals--if so could the weed explain why one of them had a different kind of ski on each foot?

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1 ski for da Pow and 1 ski for groomers.

This is undoubtedly the poorest-informed thing about avalanches that I've ever read:

http://www.reddit.com/r/skiing/comme...che_in_norway/

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Originally Posted by bptempleton

This is undoubtedly the poorest-informed thing about avalanches that I've ever read:

http://www.reddit.com/r/skiing/comme...che_in_norway/

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Wow I'm speechless. That looked like an incredibly destructive slide and they think it wouldn't take out a building? The ice crystals comment is just the *icing* on the cake.

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Originally Posted by wildmanwillie

Wow I'm speechless. That looked like an incredibly destructive slide and they think it wouldn't take out a building? The ice crystals comment is just the *icing* on the cake.

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So, if I have a facemask and sunglasses it's all good, right?

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Originally Posted by bptempleton

This is undoubtedly the poorest-informed thing about avalanches that I've ever read:

http://www.reddit.com/r/skiing/comme...che_in_norway/

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'it's mostly a cloud of dry, fluffy snowflakes'

http://i.imgur.com/Q1mitJt.jpg

I had a ski instructor at Snowmass ski by me on telemark gear and say "Thank you for tele-ing".

I skinned to the top of a closed ski area this afternoon and ran into a few sled heads with their kids. After seeing me, one dad asks, 'you gonna ski back down'?

Hard to tell from the shitty iPhone pic, but I have seen a lot of Texas handbags and I have seen a lot of figgles. But until two days ago, I don't think I had ever seen a figgle Texas handbag..Attachment 154110

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heres another one from this fag,,,,,, someone was asking him if there are showers at a certain beach.


Showers? Pfft, that's what the oceans for.

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Originally Posted by whitekingsalmon

heres another one from this fag,,,,,,

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:nonono2:

And the douche in this post is...

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Originally Posted by bptempleton

This is undoubtedly the poorest-informed thing about avalanches that I've ever read:

http://www.reddit.com/r/skiing/comme...che_in_norway/

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The skiing subreddit is worse than gapic.
"here's a picture of my new skis"
"It was deeeeep" -GoPro edit of pizza-ing down 2" of fresh
"I'm just starting to ski blues, any tips"

I'm actually surprised there's a skiing sub-reddit. I know I shouldn't be, but I am.

@ Grand Targhee a few weeks ago (28" over a few days)

"I love this area, but I wish the snow was harder"

At Big Sky yesterday:

Older guy, with his wife and his son (8 years old, wearing shorts and a t-shirt, had just done the pond skim), and me on Ramcharger.
To his son: Man, you look like a gaper wearing that.
To me: Wait, you know what a gaper is, right?

Isn't it closing weekend there? Aren't you supposed to look like a gaper?

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Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn

Isn't it closing weekend there? Aren't you supposed to look like a gaper?

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Yes, but he wasn't overdressed for the part, like most people who dress as gapers for closing weekend are.