Yeah, but you have no friends on a powder day.
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Yeah, but you have no friends on a powder day.
I'd say my best powder days are when I'm with friends. It's other people and their friends I can't stand :biggrin:
so another gaper quote by me popped into my head reading the above ...
back in the day at fernie, I know I know, me riding inbounds did actually happen ...
(timber chair from the carpark feeds white pass chair, where you want to be for the pow pow)
as usual I'm on first chair at timber chair, get down to white pass at mach10, go up, spank the pow, get back down to it and there is only a very few people, all of which where on the first 2 timber chairs ...
as I load I ask the lifties "where is everyone?" he points to the timber chair absolutely packed with people and not moving.
everyone was basicly above me ...
those people were pissed rite off. one guy told me we got 2 free laps while they sat there watching and only 12 chairs unloaded before it stopped. he was 8 chairs from the top. and yes, some people did jump off the chair.
ok ok, another lame quote from, wot else do you expect eh ...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shadam
pics of your sled in a tree
Badabing!Quote:
Originally Posted by spook
I was at Snowbird skiing with three other people a few days ago. We were in the lift line for a quad. There was a single guy ahead of us. Him being ahead of us, we waited, but he was retarded and didn't move forward to get on the chair. Empty chair, wasting everyone's time. Then he told us to go ahead. We had already told him we were a group of 4. Two of us were in front of the other two because we were moving around the idiot in the lift line. As soon as the two of us in front moved into the loading area, the gaper moved up next to us before the other two people we were with had gotten past him. So it was me and one of the guys I was skiing with and this moron on the chair, and our two friends on the chair behind us. Then he pulled out a beer and asked us retarded questions.
Guy walks up to the clerk at Alta Sports (lower level of Albion day lodge) and asks if they sell oxygen?
Understandable.
http://www.oxygeninacan.com/OxygenSales.htmQuote:
Originally Posted by bigdude2468
A couple weeks ago during spring break while passing over a green run on the lift:
"Put your weight on your heels and lean forward!"
I know a mag who once wanted to buy oxygen for ski touring ...
I laughed and said perhaps you should get fitter. thats wot summer is for. seriously, you want to carry a another how many pounds in your backpack ???
...
unrelated to skiing or snowboarding,
I got asked if an air compressor is heavier when full, all I could do was stare at him waiting to see where this was going with this ...
as I type this I'm wondering how many mags are doing some mathamatical equation right now ...
it isQuote:
Originally Posted by Shadam
....
that's why compressors are heavy-- they'd float away otherwise.
Some particularly core backcountry skiers just never learn how to ride a lift. Could that possibly be the problem? Nah, probably not.Quote:
Originally Posted by gramboh
Designated gaper?Quote:
Originally Posted by From_the_NEK
My gaper wife bought a can of that stuff...I admit I tried it.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigdude2468
He it's mo better...........
.......and?Quote:
Originally Posted by KenJongIll
Good buzz? If it gives a good buzz the US would probably ban oxygen.
Please tell me my sarcasm meter is broken.Quote:
Originally Posted by old goat
Sit down.... Stand up.... I see people who can barely stand on their skis manage this feat all the time...
That's what i said....Quote:
Originally Posted by Benny Profane
It wasn't like we were at super high altitude to begin with, 8-9k or so...felt no difference that I can recall. Though I was drinking when I tried it.
My wife likes to buy things.
Your sarcasm meter is broken.Quote:
Originally Posted by shafty85
Snowboarder from Canada after 18" + falls in colorado over two days….."hey man, where are some kickers"./
Thank God.Quote:
Originally Posted by old goat
I see your stupidity and raise your bet ...
gotta luv how shity his skills are at passing,
and how he thinks he is in the right ...
but the afct his buddy is on them blade-thingy's !!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH3POlfcan8