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It has been said that wine slushies were invented when the GSA was at an outdoor wedding in winter with no wine nor water. The GSA ordered servants to fill buckets with snow, when presented to the head waiter, he did not know the origin of the wine slushy, but proceeded to get schnockered on it.
holy fuck that's amazing...i am sore from laughing so hardQuote:
Originally Posted by Random Believer
However, he carries his skis at his side, like a partner, not over his shoulder like a burden. This video has taught me much. I predict it will be studied for generations by scholars, like the Zapruder film, and will continue to enlighten us mere mortals for a lifetime.Quote:
Originally Posted by wolfelot
Or poleupasstips. Get thee hence back to teletips aaronwright unbelieverQuote:
Originally Posted by From_the_NEK
Pay closer attention, he does carry his ski on his shoulder alternating with the girl carry. They're a heavy cross to bear.Quote:
Originally Posted by jrbd
Wow. Just Wow.Quote:
Originally Posted by Random Believer
I love how it's his first post, and should be his last. One and done. Perfection.
Haha. Yep. Random Believer whatever you do NEVER post again. You have done everything that has ever needed to be done...there is nothing left.Quote:
Originally Posted by biff chalupa
granted my skills are unworthy but I humbly submit:
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...w/gsa3-2-1.jpg
Nearly spit out my coffee after reading this. Don't be fooled by the missing finger, he willingly chewed it off to show us mere mortals that even the GSA is not without imperfections. It humbles us greatly.Quote:
Originally Posted by SgtSkidmark
this will be sweet if it's one big ass troll
Pure TGR Excellentness
How did I miss this? Being acknowledged by Lee is like being acknowledged by the GSA himself. I'm truly humbled.Quote:
Originally Posted by LeeLau
Random Believer, you are truly one of the chosen scribes. Your artistry in chronicling the saga of the GSA is without peer. I had to take my laptop and go into a store room away from everybody I was laughing so hard. THIS VIDEO IS MANDATORY VIEWING FOR BELIEVERS AND WILL MAKE NON-BELIEVERS BELIEVE!
THANK YOU TGR THANK YOU!Quote:
Originally Posted by Random Believer
My goodness! What does this mean?Quote:
Originally Posted by Snakeboy
Believe stickers are on their way. 4x3" white vinyl. PM me if you want some.
Yeah, that would be hilarious on so many levels.Quote:
Originally Posted by AaronWright
I've been thinking the same thing. Hall of Fame either way.Quote:
Originally Posted by acinpdx
Again, I guarantee this is not a troll; although, I did thoroughly enjoy the heartcarving thread.
^^^^ new TGR meme for filling textQuote:
Originally Posted by Clownshoe
-or it may be substituted for saying "Amen" or "Dropping"
Looks like it could be missing, also from the looks of this one he's got two right arms...Quote:
Originally Posted by Snakeboy
or I'm a complete photochop hack!
Thank you GSA, I am no longer a lurker because of you.
I too was cured of my lurker disease by the healing powers of the almighty GSA. One wonders if he visits gaper camps and heals them of their ills.Quote:
Originally Posted by synipol
REJOICE!!!!
This thread is so full of win. Superstator I am in for a sticker for sure
The greatest troll ever? No this is a tribute.Quote:
Originally Posted by acinpdx
Believe.
I'm just waiting for some footy of the GSA batting one of you stalkers across a cat track like sasquatch in a Jack Link's commercial whe he becomes aware of your shenanigans.
You know it would be totally within his realm of awesome power.
The GSA is Benevolent.
He understands that we are simply in awe.
Bigfoot made me piss my pants. Twice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Random Believer
Surely you speak the truth. I was mistakenly projecting my pitiful human frailty on the great one.Quote:
Originally Posted by splat
My bad.:redface:
I am shocked that a bidding war has not broken out by the GSA disciples on these ORANGE ski pants, sans climbing harness, but that is easily rectified.
http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...m-BLAZE-ORANGE!
Without the slightest bit of sarcasm, I have to say this man is my hero. He has both the resources AND the time to ski at multiple locations throughout North America while living in New York. He's clearly better at life than I am. I don't even own a climbing harness or a single GoPro. :nonono2:
I see the GSA has blessed you with a better winter than we. I see you could have touched him, but I understand why you didn't. Who knows? It's like meeting a king. His touch could be healing, or he could have you die a horrible death. Only those without sin can touch the gsa and live.Quote:
Originally Posted by cumicon
we have all sinned.
we have all side-slipped.
And he's a famous skier now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chad Sexington
Does this mean that the "Plea to Ullr" thread is now defunct, and should be replaced with a "Plea to GSA" thread?
There must be a pattern to his journey.
We now know these are not just the random destinations of an overly equipped rich guy ---to my shame I did at first think that, forgive me GSA
No there is obviously something much larger at stake and far greater in its vision. We can only dimly guess at his motives, like blind men beating their way through a thicket, but if we could discern some clue we might come better to know him; and thus I believe, ourselves.
Alaska will surely be the place of his ultimate ascendancy but till then, where will he next appear?
This is fvcking gold!Quote:
Originally Posted by From_the_NEK
Nay, he is a god, who sits at the right hand of Ullr. Two entities of one substance born yay of the same essence, distinct entities yet indivisible in spirit.
nay, we are like an ant in his presence in our meager perception.Quote:
Originally Posted by daviski
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Originally Posted by Chad Sexington
TruthQuote:
Originally Posted by TheMessenger
...and then cham?Quote:
Originally Posted by daviski
