It does have Marvin Windows throughout!Quote:
Originally Posted by rideit
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It does have Marvin Windows throughout!Quote:
Originally Posted by rideit
The garage and screen door on the front entrance sort of ruin the overall effect :)Quote:
Originally Posted by rideit
Maybe the garage is filled with nubile, lusty wenches?
The vinyl sounding around back is just chef's kiss.
https://photos.zillowstatic.com/fp/9...1536_1152.webp
Original owner had to be in the masonry business.
Investment opportunity!
https://www.redfin.com/OR/Bend/1037-...5fbnVtYmVyPTA=
goes with the vinyl windows complete with fake divided lights; painted alum storm doors paired w/ painted alum garage doors; concrete steps; 4:12 comp shingle roof w/ painted gutter; & token post light in midget size styled from a Thomas Kinkade painting. The zero landscaping really sets it off as a premium property.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mazderati
i can only imagine the cheap ass construction that will be put here to scrape a return out of this "investment property"Quote:
Originally Posted by Toadman
Wow, I remember just a few years ago Bend seemed reasonably affordable. At least it was cheaper than Seattle.
Appropriately this place is $420k
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FQorEhEX...jpg&name=large
https://twitter.com/zillowgonewild/s...iEavMxYyMwq88A
Welcome to poundtown?
My guess is that no one is going to bite at those prices. No developer can get their money out of that lot at the price they are asking. But, you never know. Some wealthy Cali type might buy it sight unseen, then when they get there, wish they had done some DD.Quote:
Originally Posted by The AD
My wife is always commenting on those inane words in every. fucking. room! I say it should just be a "merge" street sign above the bed. Or maybe yield (if that's your kink)
The listing agent for the property is Spencer Hegenbarth, of RE/MAX Results in Onalaska, who told Bring Me The News that "we have had a ton of people reach out because of the sign."Quote:
Originally Posted by dunfree
Want to add another twist into the mix? The house is actually owned by Hegenbarth's brother, who he says is "loving it," and whose wife it is that actually makes the signs seen in the pictures above.
"They have a great sense of humor," Hegenbarth adds.
It's certainly an interesting staging choice.
So just another asshole attempting to monetize their life
Attachment 413612Quote:
Rideit: Here is the ‘starter castle’ for those just entering the ‘storm-able ramparts’ class…
That's my favorite booth at Brouwer's
It is, and there's not nearly enough blue tarps.Quote:
Originally Posted by Buster Highmen
It's Jeter's and apparently has been dropping in price for some time:Quote:
Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
https://www.newyorkupstate.com/homes...nt-castle.html
Live. Laugh. Love.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ted Striker
“Eat. Fuck. Cum”.
Is that better?
If humorous, both have strong “husband can’t make me orgasm@ energy
Looks like the lobby at the Knight's Inn. Remember those? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ted Striker
“Keep the existing lot lines and increase from 2 to 4 residences, or divide the lots and maximize your potential by building up to 8 residences!”Quote:
Originally Posted by Toadman
On an 8700sf lot…
I'm not mad, just disappointedQuote:
Originally Posted by J. Barron DeJong
Pic. Post. Profit!Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
I love what they did with the staging. Really sells the place.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/8...0983195_zpid/?
0 California, price: 666
Not sure if it's a listing, or warning Californians to GTFO
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/0...46947003_zpid/
My island’s address is officially 0.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ted Striker
When I found that out I laughed.
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