come on, there's no crocs in the arctic.
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come on, there's no crocs in the arctic.
nor leopards for that sweet ass* liningQuote:
Originally Posted by iceman
*I mean ugly ass
Yeah we're Jewish as was the whole neighborhood. Everyone did it. Probably non Jews did it too but I wouldn't know about that. Nowadays it seems like all the arteries where I live have a center left turn lane you can turn into without blocking traffic,Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
Cant find the NCAA hoops thread but Walton is in a zone on the CO-ASU game. Funny as shit. Second half upcoming
I was trying to convince my 14 yo that if he ate enough toilet paper he could have self-wiping turds. He's way too smart for that but got a good laugh. My 17 yo started trying to calculate optimal fiber content for a plant based diet approach to that problem. As he ate a big pile of beef.
The screensaver that came with my laptop is a rotating series of landscape photos. The picture today is of Moraine Lake and the Valley of the Ten Peaks. The caption--"one of the features of this vast, remote lake is how accessible it is.".
To set the stage: This morning on a steep, narrow, windy road to this New Mexico ski area, during a warmish storm making the road pretty greasy. I’m in the conga line of cars headed up when the line stops. After a few moments the line starts moving slowly. As I come up I see a 2wd minivan with the front wheels spinning madly sliding sliding sideways down the road, perpendicular to the fall line and the road. Everyone in front of me made it around the ass end of the minivan, which was jammed with a bunch of panicky-looking folks from east of the Pecos.
I chose to be amused.
Shorts guy. Everybody knew/knows a shorts guy. Do we really need a whole article and analysis on shorts guy?
humerusQuote:
Originally Posted by KQ
The booger looks better
Falls into the "wearing pajamas in public" category. Honestly. :nonono2:Quote:
Originally Posted by SB
Booner to the white courtesy phone, paging Booner.
I see people skiing in outfits like that--late teens early 20's. I guess it's a thing. I think I'll stick to my Bogner one piece though.Quote:
Originally Posted by KQ
Mrs. Grimace?
In the cube farm and a vibrating noise comes from a few aisles over. The confused look on my hot coworkers face as we make eye contact and obviously thinking the same thing, and laugh.
Soooooooo?Quote:
Originally Posted by JongDoe
K-9 bites cow, Georgetown Co. deputy uses Taser on K-9, cow kicks deputy
https://www.wbtw.com/wp-content/uplo...0&h=540&crop=1
GEORGETOWN COUNTY, SC (WBTW) – A sheriff’s deputy had to deploy a Taser on his own K-9 officer after it bit a cow while on a burglary call.
Deputies responded to a report of a burglary in progress on Drivers Lane in the Pleasant Hill community around 4 p.m. The first deputy on scene secured the location with his K-9 and waited on additional officers to assist with entering the residence.
A cow nearby distracted the dog, and he subsequently bit the cow, according to the Georgetown County Sheriff’s Office.
In an attempt to protect the cow from injuries, the deputy tased the K-9, according to the report. The dog was taken into leash control and returned to the deputy’s vehicle.
Reacting to the dog, the cow struck the deputy and property owner. Their injuries were determined to be minor.
The original burglary call proved to be unfounded.
Not a very well trained K9.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sztf4hcGrB4
can't get this out of my head after scoring last minute ticket to the Monet show.
IT gave me a new laptop and the password they assigned me contains a racial slur.
Free shipping code: COMFORTQuote:
Originally Posted by PNWbrit
heh.
Laughter in the cube farm.Quote:
Originally Posted by TG
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Originally Posted by PNWbrit
damn, that's what i saw last weekend.Quote:
Originally Posted by PNWbrit
I'm surprised the Japs didn't engineer this first.
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How hard is it to masturbate in the hospital?Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva
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Galloping Gertie has almost 600 reviews
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(One Star) Weren't any good spots to jump.
Way back when my wife was having issues with pregnancies and I had to go to donate some sperm for testing. The receptionist chicks were pretty attractive and one of them had the sexy glasses and cleavage thing going on. They said they have certain things if you're having a problem. I came back to the desk about 5 minutes later and she asks if i need some movies or whatever. Nope, I'm done. Sexy smile. Almost left another specimen.Quote:
Originally Posted by old goat
You guys are doing it wrong. I was allowed to produce the samples at home with help from the Mrs. It's more fun with help. Then you put the sample container under your armpit and have the Mrs drive you to the office. Just be sure to put your name on the label to avoid any lab mix-ups.
What's the recommended deodorant/anti-perspirant for that?
Dunno. I didn't wear any that day. I was still on cloud 9 and forgot in the rush to get the swimmers to the lab.Quote:
Originally Posted by PB
Hopefully they'll be bringing one out with tech fittings.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mike
Ugghh. It's true:)