That works great as long as you have an unlimited supply of meth and intend to stay up for the next two months pulling overwatch on your yard. A much simpler option would be to spray the perimeter with wolf piss.
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jer sighting.... indeed, the turn is here.
how the critterz jer?
Woah, Jer is back from the other side.
How is it over there? Does Hugh like it? Did Tedski follow the light?
Hey jer, this guy works better than wolf piss:
https://vimeo.com/180051636
I imagine one day, when we all move on to that better padded room in the sky it will be something like that.
Jer, Hugh, and Blurred, driving the threads while sadvres provides the laughs with weekly meltdowns and deletions.
Tedski is the only one allowed to post TRs.
And there's tags. Glorious, beautiful tags.
Anyone else getting a chuckle over the visual of Jer coercing a wild wolf to piss in a cup?
In the padded room afterlife wolves will do just about anything you ask them to. They're basically door prize Labradors.
And there's free ice cream for everyone.
Jer gives wolves handies for his perimeter
Wouldn't humans be the uber-predator in the coyote-wolf-human food chain? Could the OP invite a few friends over, provide them with a 1/2 keg of Coors Light and instruct them as to where relieve themselves?
^That hasn't worked.
Try full flavor Coors?
or an IPA?
The bar in the padded room afterlife has 30 taps and 29 of them are west coast style IPAs.
Most of them are just fed to the pet wolves.
I suggest Natty Ice