Originally Posted by
Mr. Multiglisse
Perhaps not a gaper quote but definitely random and odd. I'm in a short line and this racer kid, maybe 13-ish, joins me from the singles line. I recognize him from a ride we shared earlier in the day.
Racer kid: hey, did we go up together before?
Me: yes, about an hour ago.
RK: OK, cool, I can ask you my question then!
(I suppose I had passed some sort of test earlier)
Me: Fire away...
RK: So, olive oil is made from olives, right? And vegetable oil is made from vegetables. So, what is BABY OIL made from?
Me: I'm not even going to answer that...
RK: Oh, come on, babies, obviously, it has to be!
It is a small town, so I decided to change the subject.