Time for a bender. Looks like drunk dial holiday time this w/e.
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Time for a bender. Looks like drunk dial holiday time this w/e.
I went looking for this thread the other weekend but I was too drunk to find it. Guess there is a certain point of no return when it comes to drunk posting.
manhattan "movies under the stars" saw with woody ALLEN drank lots of winbe and mozz basil tomato sangwiches on wheat olive bread. brough the dog then took lots of picture s of him when we got hime! i love the dsog!! hyay, linus!
I've not been this drunk in a while
The Ohio State = Fail! Fail! Fail!
Wasted - taste of the teotons and then pats game at sidewinders -yes! he won his first start! then I go home to find the guy I have been starting to see at the neighbors house with another girl. That was awesome. Now I am drinking wine at home alone and cursing all men. I wish I found being a lesbian attractive.
hammared: double kegger in colchester tonight, its been too long asing I drank pbr. bunch of drunk ghey freshman are standing on the sideWALK OUTSDIE MY AOT, gonna go tell trhem to fuck off. lame duetch bags
Yay! A drunk thread.
pussy or jail
yay for friday night home made cocktail spree :)
2 1/2 yr old son is beinga total pill last few days.
Wife is tearing her hair out. Starting to trickle down, if ya follow me.
I'm tryin' to hold the hold the whole works together...wiht modest success...
LIttle dude's fallin asleep in a chair...won't getin his bed.
Mom's checked out.
I'm finishing mama's Margarita..after killin' threee of my own.
Just finished watching Stumpy's "License To Thrill", for hte first time evah.
Wickedly stoked.
MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmargaritas. Yummmmmy.
Those Mirror Ponds in the fridge look......vul;nerable and lonely.
1212
I usually am to drunk to find this thread but not tonight.
Drunk enough to do some night golfing but not so drunk that I pissed on myself.
The "Phi Psi open watch out Slocum" slogan has been replaced by "Constuction sites are a Drunkards Nightime Delight."
diidihoood. so fuackign driunk right now dioucede
facutiking halowenee I"m goind teh spins tehioright now. oiholy shitwe hisoime helf pme hout.
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thesi my shit shtimy shit. I'm durnk and I demaand Aciton fright now, fuckas yah! shit shit. TGR BHam hsow, wooshoo! Canm I ghtt a shout out? peace ja[[uy halloweeen.
Fy fan
Why do all the girls I manage to take home have boyfriends calling them,,,, the fuck is up with that.
M feet hurt. i think i wlked to Enkoping anf back
boyfriends == pwndQuote:
Originally Posted by Gripen
All good looking girls have boyfriends. Boys come with the vagina like the batteries in a Petzl. You just have to convince them that switching batteries will make their bulb shine brighter for longer.
ugh. my head hurts. i think i'm still drunk from last night. does that count?
damn i missed this thread last night
oh fuck ya im back!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO OBAMA------------------ OBAMA SUPPORTS GIRLS GONE WILD
Might i add......
I wanna know what is the most that any one has posted while they were drunk...... in a single session... cuz i can go on for days.....
yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap
(refrence simpsons episode)
(dont know which one)
(i like using refrences)
bumpo...u shoudl really be drunk enough to not b able ti type otr eid t if you want to poet to this thread. O gh and don;t look at the keyvoard eithe. Fowhy evweynw. I mwan howdy. I'm basck.
not looking at the keyboard and not using the backspace bottun can prove very thard to do even sober but I think I ve done okay so far no???
wepp im ggabck that fint dtacke long dit it
ohe ya doingit all agian tomorrowk
aftert osking that is s
seth dude tid i ruerally go howme and fuck the preom queeen??? whatwsh shee hot dude???
Still drunk counts I guess...
FUCK whiskey dick. Goddammit, way to ruin my night.
I just got arrested for starting a fight with the asshole who cock blocked me at the bar
in drunk, but not hammered, this sucks. no charges, just 10 min of getting yelled at by some barrel assed cop
what a waste of drunkeness
Lacquer head feeds his one desire
Lacquer head sets his skull on fire
Why haove I not yet posted in theis very imiportant threatd?
Becaues you are incapablie aof typing through you r bigh blubbery drunkedn Vagina. Thats right howre. Fuck yo tittays.Quote:
Originally Posted by ak_powder_monkey
is it ntot agotto thing that i postni nt this thread more then every one sleso doesd???
I'm only marginally buzzed... okay, a little drunk... but still pretty stoked that I went out with a really amazing girl tonight.
Sorry, felt awkward asking for naked pics on the first date. She's cool, but not that cool.
not only did you let us down but you let your self down... deeep insideQuote:
Originally Posted by halcyon
http://b.imagehost.org/0271/11918628...9254064763.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by halcyon
you all fuckin FAIL dudez. I'm fuckin drunk, just got home, made out with 4 different fuckin chickx at the club (and I *DO* have maggot witnesses), got myself some more fun outside of the club, and alm now ;ready to pasdfs OUT.
pecae!!
You made out with 4 girls! Thats nearly as many as 5!
Four, Five, Six pack of girls? Not sure if that is a good idea or a really bad drunk idea...one is enough to get on my nerves and drive me apeshit. Thank god for dogs and iPods.
Finally made it to Co time to get drunk trunk drnk drunk woot woot
not much of a drunk post but it will affect my drinking tomorrow night i have a fuckin alcohol class from fuckin 5 till 10 oh ya then its again saturday morning from 9till 1 some fuckin garbage shit guess that means i just have to drink till i puke then have three more shots and call it a night on saturday night
beer + cold meds = way rad
Quote:
Originally Posted by halcyon
x2 :yourock:
3 of 4 days drunki and it's only friday!
die cold and sinus congeston die i kill you with alcohol