No one asked for pictures of his Mom OR his Sister.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mazderati
WTF?
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No one asked for pictures of his Mom OR his Sister.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mazderati
WTF?
sorry my dad is making the down payment and helping me with monthly payments on a car. i hope our middle class lifestyle doesn't offend you.
My wife was asleep so I stole the keys to her Bronco Sport.
I used the little shifter and tried to put it in GOAT mode, but instead of, like, off-roading or whatever, it just drove itself to California and talked shit on tgr all day.
I called the ford service dept and they said oh yeah, that wasn’t GOAT mode, you had it in “old goat” mode. Whoops, my bad.
He’s protected class around here, as Harry and others are using him to try to score college tail.Quote:
Originally Posted by PNWbrit
He couldn't even fuck a red head and just let her walk away. Not a good role model.Quote:
Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
see, i contend that i could have easily fucked her but chose not to because she wasn't as good looking as i originally thought.Quote:
Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark
what the fuck does that have to do with it??Quote:
Originally Posted by stealurface831
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some of us like to fuck things that look good.Quote:
Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
My god son. I thought you were sober?Quote:
Originally Posted by stealurface831
it was hard to get a sense of what i was working with in the full liftie uniform and a strictly enforced mask protocol on the mountain.Quote:
Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark
Good luck holding yourself to that in college. In Montana.Quote:
Originally Posted by stealurface831
standard geographical curves obviously apply.Quote:
Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
Don't you live in the South? Explain that.Quote:
Originally Posted by stealurface831
but when i was out there on my visit, i did see some solid talent around campus.
have you never been?Quote:
Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark
Your virginity is showing.Quote:
Originally Posted by stealurface831
A couple years ago I threw a dart and spent 10 days in Charleston. The goods were odd, but the odds were good.Quote:
Originally Posted by stealurface831
So y’all are telling me that you’ve never been like “yeah, imma fuck her” but then later retracted your intentions?
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Charleston a weird place.Quote:
Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark
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Maybe afterwards a couple of times.Quote:
Originally Posted by stealurface831
At your age....never....lol...(Especially when alcohol is involved).Quote:
Originally Posted by stealurface831
Attachment 375591Quote:
Originally Posted by stealurface831
Well there’s your problemQuote:
Originally Posted by stealurface831
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Maybe I need to reevaluate
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Do you have a barn with horses or something?Quote:
Originally Posted by stealurface831
Equestrian lifestyle isn’t exactly middle class.
Although my sister in law is a broke-ass Texan with 3 horses, come to think of it the horses are probably the reason she’s broke as shit.
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No, we lease stalls. And vet bills are about to be my dads undoing.
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So it's another expensive and indulgent lifestyle hobby, like dropping Corbet's?
Let's focus on the ginger bush.
You mean he does.Quote:
Originally Posted by stealurface831
My reading glasses steam up.Quote:
Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark
Sounds like a great way to meet Mr. Murphy. Plenty of jeeps around here that had the spare fall off too.Quote:
Originally Posted by frorider
College of Charleston is a vortex for attractive women that like the beach enough to accept the unfavorable to them ratio of guys to girls. The majority are from the South, but not overwhelmingly so. It’s a wide reaching vortex.
I don't mind sticking my dick in vortexes.
If only I knew what the fuck I was doing when I applied to colleges. Man, if I was a high school guidance counselor...Quote:
Originally Posted by bagtagley
Wait until you get to south Texas...Quote:
Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark
So I assume the answer to the spare tire thing is no. Cool. Doesn’t matter cause now she doesn’t want it anymore.
It’s hard for me to keep up.
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Apparently we should go to south Tejas.Quote:
Originally Posted by EWG
A piece of unsolicited advice. Low overhead and low expectations. Tell her to keep her mask on.Quote:
Originally Posted by stealurface831
It's a step up from Vor Texas, if that's what you mean.Quote:
Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark
Middle class people don't buy new cars. Or at least they shouldn't. I grew up pretty wealthy and drove a 20 year old Volvo. Currently dive an 8 year old truck. At your age, what you'll pay for that Bronco is worth YEARS of extra retirement.Quote:
Originally Posted by stealurface831
While y'all argue over some high schoolers social class, I'll sneak a 392 pic in here
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