IT'S OUTSIDE, FFS!!!!
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IT'S OUTSIDE, FFS!!!!
Too much Mary Jane going around Mary Jane today...
Saw one dude in a full fuckin' ghillie suit. Another guy was the Cookie Monster.
Not sure if gapers? But pretty strange....
Three morons bootpacking our skin track in the BC a couple days ago; we catch up and ask them if they have their gear and a clue...
Their reply: "it's Ok dude, the VISIBILITY is real good today!!
:nonono2:
Was it this guy?
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The appendage is the case for his slowshoes.
extreme snowshoeing brah !!!
must be Sssooooooo much fun shoeing down eh?
I don't know man, sounds like a hell of a party.
And yeah, I guess I don't have too much sympathy for smokers. There are literally no positives to the tobacco plant.
He's gonna get those gapers.
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riding the ski bus up lcc is always interesting. no matter how many times i hear it i laugh and cry at the alta haters that insist that the no snowboard policy is out of love for the knuckle dragger!!!! this is often followed by a rant on any new innovation in riding. thank god reservations like alta exist!!!
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I'm just glad as hell that I'm not THAT guy ..... oh shit, wait a second
some gold on facebook:
"another day spent enjoying the mountains, the powder, and 3 avalanches"
Skiing a side slackcountry section in SunPeaks called "Gills", on the way back to the main runs two Aussies ask me and my friend if we had seen any Gills? My Buddy says " No they are over there, been skiing them all day, great pow there." The Aussie says " No mate, Gills!" Then it dawned on me, they were saying girls, who they were waiting for. Silly Aussie people.
http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/c...psf3ae5ca6.jpg
OMG! He is not wearing approved clothing!
actually it was a christmas gift from my little sister this year, she's had it squirreled away somewhere since the 70's --southern baptist youth group trips -- some gaping good times
While skiing at vail I heard someone say that "it has the best expert terrain in the world". :nonono2:
New Year's Day, Jackson Hole Tram, bright and early. It's 3F at the summit and windy. A gentleman on the tram is reeking of the previous night's merriment. He's wearing a baseball cap, glasses (no goggles), and clutching his rental skis. He loudly says to everyone within earshot that:
1. He is from Florida
2. He enjoys blue groomers, and wants to how to get to one from the top of the tram
3. "Is Corbett's open? How do I get there?"
Cue general facepalming.
I'm still not sure if he was the Übergaper or just there to provide entertainment.
There was probably a ton of great gaper qoutes over the holidays at Telluride.
Unfortunately, I don't speak Spanish
BTW, yes I felt like a huge gaper skiing Telluride's 20" base while Mammoth was getting hammered. I hate the holidays:cussing:
I think this fits in here. From the PRSCJ thread: