So, coming out of anesthesia after an achilles rupture repair:Quote:
Originally Posted by splat
Nurse: Well, you are waking up from the anesthesia quickly!
Me: That's due to years of drug and alcohol abuse.
I was joking, but for some reason she didn't think it was funny.
Ya, I have had a similar reaction to a similar statement in a similar situation.Quote:
Originally Posted by PassTheDutchie
I have a buddy who was a nurse.
Was assisting in a colonoscopy.
Dude was super alert, even with a ton of meds.
My buddy says; "Hey, you're mighty chipper and awake with all the meds you got on board."
Patient: Ah, well, it's probably because I've led a wild life and, ahem, have a high drug tolerance.
My buddy: Ah - that explains it. But, given your current situation - that really doesn't seem like a bonus.
Patient: Them's the breaks, I guess.
Patient and my buddy chuckle together.
That reminds me. I have another colonoscopy coming up. I love making jokes when they get started. Who has some good ones for me?
You could go big:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sinecure
https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...highlight=joke
I always go to lame PG jokes under big meds:
'Why'd the little mermaid wear sea shells' type of crap.
The might appreciate the humour to break the tension, but assume they've heard them all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sinecure
https://media0.giphy.com/media/ToMjG...M8w/source.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by MiddleOfNight
I hear that you can barely feel the cameras they're using these days... technology is really amazing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sinecure
https://www.smecc.org/video/wpe16.gif
Ah, sweet Irony.
https://www.foxnews.com/great-outdoo...er-attack-dead
Cause A shells and B shells were too little.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tippster
Sorry, I thought it went without saying
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Originally Posted by MiddleOfNight
Hey doc - you got a backstage pass for that ass?
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LET ME KNOW IF YOU FIND: 1. AMELIA ERHART; 2. THOSE LOST MINERS; 3. THE HOLY GRAIL OR ARK OF THE COVENANT; 4. JIMMY HOFFAQuote:
Originally Posted by Sinecure
Bacon surplus at an all-time high
https://s.yimg.com/uu/api/res/1.2/cF...84958902f4ae96
All signs point up.
https://i.redd.it/pof5xor3hgu31.png
re:^^ (up past the tits) 80 million pigs seems like a lot.
Look at the powder skirt on herQuote:
Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark
ok, i laughedQuote:
Originally Posted by CascadeLuke
Wow. Current inventory?Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
if we assume 26 weeks to slaughter, 160m hd per year.
each producing +/- 145lbs, so 23.2 billion lbs.
330million people in the US .. so what, 70lbs of pork each?
Subtract the vegans and veggies, I'll get extra!
nom!
Oh there it is. Been looking all over. Score!Quote:
Originally Posted by CascadeLuke
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That's as clean as a Safeway chicken.Quote:
Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark
https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...(Pork-related)Quote:
Originally Posted by splat
Attachment 299251Quote:
Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark
The pork talk is interesting given the recent calimities in East coast. Did they just slaughter a bunch and will have a shortage soon?