Um, if Aspencougar is indeed real, wouldn't immediate posting of any and all the photos be in order?:tongue:
Just checking ...
Um, if Aspencougar is indeed real, wouldn't immediate posting of any and all the photos be in order?:tongue:
Just checking ...
Yes seriously......Quote:
Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater
First off - Rev, that post still has me laughing.......you should write a book.....
Second - Obviously AspenCougar is a troll because that was a super lame attempt........AND she was just over here stroking my thigh :biggrin:
Updates.....lets see, not to exciting because i have come down with a bad cold, maybe even the flu.......umm guess who had it last week? Yeah so now i'm sick and out of commission for a few days.....
However, i did have a nice bowl of chicken noodle soup with her this afternoon on the couch.....
We were watching TV and some ad with a dominatrix comes on and she starts up the whole role play and fantasy thing.......yeah i guess she has a closet full of sex outfits.....even freakin Xena warrior princess! So now i gotta figure out who to be?
And she started talkin bout ummm tying me up to my bed posts :eek: and what my "stop" codename would be.....she said she usually goes with butterfly.....
Agh i need more dayQ to get me back in the game.......
it's called the "safeword" and you better make sure you remember it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Raps
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Originally Posted by Raps
Fixed it for you, hope your sack doesn't fall off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raps
Heh ... 46 years old ... fucking since 16 ... that's 30 years ... times 6 Raps-type mountain guys per year = git 'er done!
Don't forget your sword...Quote:
Originally Posted by Raps
http://www3.iath.virginia.edu/Barbar...ays/conan1.jpg
...or if you're of slimmer stature and there's a tanning salon nearby...
http://kotaku.com/assets/resources/2007/04/conan_5.jpg
Make sure you don't end up like:Quote:
Originally Posted by Raps
1. George Costanza when he got robbed by that lady he met on the subway
2. This friend of a friend of mine in Norway. He ended up home with a chick who had been screwed over (in more than one way) too many times by guys who never called her back. They went back to his place, he was still living with his parents. She tied him to the bed, straddled him, took a dump on his stomach and left him there for his parents to find him in the morning.
#20 out of 217,000 on google :FIREdevil
http://www.google.com/search?q=couga...&start=10&sa=N
#9 hit on my google search.
Raps, get better, I want to experience the cougar den.
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Originally Posted by Tourette Dude
oh no!! I hope she doesn't google much.....:eek:
So it looks like a flu - i guess my roomie had it and a few people i have been hanging with so i will rest over the next couple days.......shoulda gotten my flu shot, oh well......
This is threat has Hall of Fame written all over it.
Raps...
Rev's reply... I was crying.
Aspen Cougar... crying again.
People at work were wondering why I was laughing at my desk.
Almost died, but then Rap came back with the codename and someone added the youtube link that followed.
P R I C E L E S S !!!!
FIRST PAGE. #7 of about 216,000. :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: :D :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Raps
Shit dude time to start double bagging it:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Raps
and ya might want to start rinsing with mouth wash (yer pecker and yer gob:p)
http://www.vanillawinter.com/tarvold.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Raps
duh
This thread does not suck.
Whooo Hooo...
18K plus views...if everyone paid a dime to read this thread, Raps would have $2000 by the end of the weekend. Money that could be put towards; camera, antibiotics, star wars paraphernalia, etc. Just sayin, that's a lot of people. Oh, and Raps for president of the padded room (once pics are posted).
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When i woke up i was like damn where am i........then i looked over and saw this 46 year old woman smiling at me.......we did it again and then she left to wait for a furnature delivery at her house.......
what is 'furnature'?
You should ask her if you can be Gabrielle. I bet she already has the outfit ready for you!Quote:
Originally Posted by Raps http://tetongravity.com/forums/image...s/viewpost.gif
We were watching TV and some ad with a dominatrix comes on and she starts up the whole role play and fantasy thing.......yeah i guess she has a closet full of sex outfits.....even freakin Xena warrior princess! So now i gotta figure out who to be?
http://www.groovily.com/d/136-1/Xena...ster+child.jpg
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Originally Posted by timvwcom
Doh!:nonono2:
True: As I was waking up this am this was the first thought I had... figured I'd better come back the thread and take my abuse.
Want me to balance your check book? You'll never run out of cash!:the_finge
Time to drop the Google Bomb...Quote:
Originally Posted by timvwcom
So what folks need to do is link to this thread (or This Post really with the term Aspen Cougar in the text. That should do it.
If several folks changed their sigs and added the code below that would be an easy way....
Aspen Cougar
Hows the weather in Aspen now?
No, ask her to have one of the kittens as Gabrielle and he could be HerculesQuote:
Originally Posted by Geoff
How about thundercats? You could be Liono and she could be Cheetarah