What if he stares him in the brown eye? Happy medium?
What if he stares him in the brown eye? Happy medium?
I'm 50, she's 30. The window is closing for me w the younger set. Who knows.
Oh hell yeah!Quote:
Originally Posted by Cruiser
Get that simp needs to dress as a cheerleader, with pom poms and ribbons in his hair, and do some routines!
"Bobby, Bobby!
he's fo shizzle
Gonna fill my wife's coochie
with a gallon of jizzle!"
Eiffel Tower!
no touching of the swordsQuote:
Originally Posted by byates1
no the younger set is getting older - lolQuote:
Originally Posted by byates1
i am 60 and a hot 40 yo is not bad duty
60 year old women are just no go. it pains me to write it. it would be nice to meet one that actually likes frequent sex, but i have not found this beast that I have heard about
It sucks to get old, but it would suck a lot more for a woman
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a womens viagra would be cool...
perimenopause is no joke
Fingers crossed for ya. it's good fun under the right circumstances.:FIREdevilQuote:
Originally Posted by byates1
You'd be surprised.....Quote:
Originally Posted by byates1
patience will reward you Padawan....Quote:
Originally Posted by DBdude
It's called money.Quote:
Originally Posted by DBdude
User name checks out. Cabbage will get you muff.Quote:
Originally Posted by Muffcabbage
But the post earlier about the dude watching you bang his wife? wtf? Simp freak but what about you that lets him watch? Fucking crazy town. I can understand banging a lonely housewife. Even better if he doesn’t mind. But I don’t even like my dog watching while I’m fucking. Creepy.
I never really thought it would happen. And thus far it's ghost town from her. But hey we got to see a great set of tits. Could be worse.
Here's another fun tinder story:
Big sky, chick contacts me. I have to work on a job site at noon. It's early. She owns a couple Huntley condos. Says stop by before work. I knock on her door,
She opens the door, 1015 am. Wearing no pants, crying, nose broken and black, and fucking hammered. I'm like umm ok..
I sat w her for a half hr listening.to her story, faked a call and bounced. Beer cans all over the floor.
Definitely a fun and memorable experience.
Women’s viagra is viagra. It does the same thing for them, increased drive and genital engorgement.Quote:
Originally Posted by DBdude
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Keep looking. I’ve found a couple.Quote:
Originally Posted by DBdude
Digitaldeath’s mom doesn’t countQuote:
Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper
Nothing to brag aboutQuote:
Originally Posted by byates1
Where the fuck do you Tinder? Yikes.
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Originally Posted by byates1
Great set you are wack. I'm not braggingQuote:
Originally Posted by 3s
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Life is an adventure.Quote:
Originally Posted by oftpiste
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Tinder is like a box of chocolates.Quote:
Originally Posted by byates1
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Random 'celeb' encounter: Rick Steves was sitting in the booth next to mine at a restaurant tonight.
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This woman is luring children to their death!
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I could be luredQuote:
Originally Posted by Viva
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Careful, you'll put an eye out with those
Teachin' the ol lady self-defense.
https://x.com/Banneddvids/status/179...c7906fbf4.html
*Woman leaps from pier, swims away from police after caught having sex in public*
Yeah baby!
You'll see...
(I find it ironic that the woman with too many children, is making a fuss about the workings thereof)
Did anyone else see the story about the Welsh couple who got convicted for serially dining and dashing?
https://www.ctvnews.ca/mobile/lifest...jail-1.6907180
Let's be honest here: no one saw their photos and didn't think "yeah, maybe they should have skipped dessert a couple times."
It’s probably because they couldn’t afford to maintain their ideal BMIQuote:
Originally Posted by The AD
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