work bathrooms = SLAY3D

Three day hiking and backpacking trip. Saturday mid day we had exhausted the 2 liters of potable water we each brought and changed over to filtered and treated creek water. No issues Saturday afternoon or Saturday night, but Sunday afternoon when I walked in the house headed straight for the bathroom and BOOM!!!!!! That was it though. No other bad water like issues. Glad I made it home for that. Would have been a lot of falllout debris all around trying to blast that in to a cat hole hahahahaha!

Catching up while on the throne....to those speaking about the Snowbasin bathroom....wow is that a special toilet situation.

“Throne-basin”

If I believed in heaven, my version would include a baselodge with an infinite number of easy to get to yet isolated clean, spacious bathrooms affording ample privacy so a person could take the pefect unhurried and guilt-free dump in peace. It is heaven so there would be no need for a workplace and therefore a workplace bathroom.

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yea, snowbasin comes pretty damn close

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It's so humid in the office bathroom this time of year that it slays me

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A guy I used to work with did something like that. He used the “Do you smell burning wires?” line


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A guy I used to work with did something like that. He used the “Do you smell burning wires?” line


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Ya, I pulled that on a buddy once. We were on a cross country road trip in a somewhat unreliable vehicle. "Hey Dave, do you smell something burning?" It was his car so of course he was concerned. Hilarity ensued.

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I have no idea what this says. I found it in an office bathroom in Romania. I am guessing that the intent is similar.

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...When one of the kids slay3d the throne before I get a chance to. Jeebus H Christmas. WTF did they eat between meals?!?!?

SLAY3D

Late afternoon slayage. Somebody walked in and turned around without even taking a leak

Money. That's when you know you are a real man.

On the door of a can at work

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Well done, detrusor

You think this guy was just trying to slay his work bathroom and was taken out of context???

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Home Depot reports bomb threat after man says he’s going to ‘blow up’ the bathroom

https://www.yahoo.com/tech/home-depo...040721135.html

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https://www.yahoo.com/tech/home-depo...040721135.html

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For Future Reference in case you are need and time is of the essence: at Home Depot, the bathrooms are at the back of the store and at Lowes they are at the front..

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For Future Reference in case you are need and time is of the essence: at Home Depot, the bathrooms are at the back of the store and at Lowes they are at the front..

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Just use the ones on the floor if you are in a hurry. Bring your own wipe as they don't keep them stocked. Bastids.

I had a guy quoting me a roof melt system, totally destroy my guest bathroom today.
Four flushes, ten minutes of moaning and not a word when he comes out.

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I had a guy quoting me a roof melt system, totally destroy my guest bathroom today.
Four flushes, ten minutes of moaning and not a word when he comes out.

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Solid work.

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I had a guy quoting me a roof melt system, totally destroy my guest bathroom today.
Four flushes, ten minutes of moaning and not a word when he comes out.

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I guess that qualifies as a “work bathroom” for the guy.

somehow much funnier that it was only a quote

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The moaning is the best part. That's a mean dookie.

No shit, can you imagine the damage he does to an actual job site?

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No shit, can you imagine the damage he does to an actual job site?

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"I'm, ya, I need portajohns for a crew of 10 for two weeks, plus an extra one for the boss."

We’ve got a couple of BIG girls at work who I’ve seen eating some really nasty junk food all the time. The other day I saw one of them walk down the hall from near the 2nd story loo as I was headed to take a piss but I didn’t heed the obvious red flag. I realized as I stepped in and started to piss that she must have just been in there taking a shit. The bowl was splattered beyond belief and the room smelled like a snake farm.

That’s the only way I can describe it. Disgusting

Doubtfull the biguns could wipe all the blowback

Looks like ozzy could slay them


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1) not morning
2) no tp
3) well above water line
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The extra d is for a double dose of destruction

Guy in shitter next to me seems to be having some kind of medical emergency based on the grunting and moaning

Jeesas bud

is he dead?

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Jeesas bud

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Maybe he swallowed a bowling ball?

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^^^^ I need to see the rest of those.

I think I’m doing it wrong

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JFC, I can't take credit but someone really slayed the fuck out of one of our shitters. Like I am sort of scared for them and they should see a doctor level of slayed. I walked into it stoked it was empty because it was the roomier handicap one but as soon as I saw the damage, walked right out and down the the other bathroom on the other side of the building. I didn't even want to linger in an adjacent stall in case the entity someone left in that toilet came alive and decided to kill me or something. Went in there this afternoon to piss and out of morbid curiosity, poked my head in that stall. Someone had tried to flush it away and it obviously clogged it and was a festering, horrid stew a perilous inch or two from the rim. Fuck I feel sorry for the cleaning crew tonight.

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WTF is a powell movement?

When you get a blumpkin from Myrna Loy