This week in Canada.

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Originally Posted by From_the_NEK

Amazing :D

A man and woman were arrested Monday, June 25, 2018 after trying to use a stolen credit card in a Spruce Grove Reddi Mart.

Great security cam footage leading to an amazing climax.

https://www.ctvnews.ca/video?clipId=1427650

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Haaaaaaaaa. Drugs will make you tough. I guess that was the drugs she stashed

Happy Canada day to all you up North.

I miss the Snow machine's on Water races

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Originally Posted by reckless toboggan

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Yes!

happy Canada day eh

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that's the bottom of a commercial beer keg

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Originally Posted by XXX-er

happy Canada day eh

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that's the bottom of a commercial beer keg

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I want one
where did you get it or was it diy ?

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Originally Posted by reckless toboggan

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We want our sides of Lakes Erie, Ontario and Huron back. Plus northern Maine, the UP, the NE corner of Michigan's lower Peninsula, upstate NY, northern VT and NH and the rest of the Alaskan panhandle.

Interesting fact: If you look at the maple leaf on that map, each point of the leaves marks a place that nobody has ever gone to.

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Originally Posted by iceman

We want our sides of Lakes Erie, Ontario and Huron back. Plus northern Maine, the UP, the NE corner of Michigan's lower Peninsula, upstate NY, northern VT and NH and the rest of the Alaskan panhandle.

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Here, I bundled them up together for ya...


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that is I believe custom made same with this pisser
in the washroom of the new craft brew pub, I now have 2
new pus within a 5 minute walk ... very dangerous

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Originally Posted by XXX-er

that is I believe custom made same with this pisser
in the washroom of the new craft brew pub, I now have 2
new pus within a 5 minute walk ... very dangerous

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recycling waste...cool

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Originally Posted by iceman

We want our sides of Lakes Erie, Ontario and Huron back. Plus northern Maine, the UP, the NE corner of Michigan's lower Peninsula, upstate NY, northern VT and NH and the rest of the Alaskan panhandle.

Interesting fact: If you look at the maple leaf on that map, each point of the leaves marks a place that nobody has ever gone to.

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Cry-me-an river

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Originally Posted by grinch

Cry-me-an river

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Not so fast

We'll trade the south shore of Quebec for Maui

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Originally Posted by XXX-er

that is I believe custom made same with this pisser
in the washroom of the new craft brew pub, I now have 2
new pus within a 5 minute walk ... very dangerous

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In my experience, the most dangerous thing about those converted keg pissers is the splashback. Definitely form over function on those.

EDIT: I can't figure out how to quote the image that's attached to XXX-er's post without it being full-sized, which is way too big.

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Originally Posted by Kenny Satch

Not so fast

We'll trade the south shore of Quebec for Maui

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I hope we keep the chic chocs. ChRlie don’t surf

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Originally Posted by iceman

We want our sides of Lakes Erie, Ontario and Huron back. Plus northern Maine, the UP, the NE corner of Michigan's lower Peninsula, upstate NY, northern VT and NH and the rest of the Alaskan panhandle.

Interesting fact: If you look at the maple leaf on that map, each point of the leaves marks a place that nobody has ever gone to.

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Speak for yourself.

This Week in Canada...

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamil...lton-1.4732100

Man calls 911 over cold burger and fries from Hamilton McDonald's

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Hamilton police are reminding the public that even a very unhappy meal at McDonald's is no reason to call 911.
Officers were called to a McDonald's in the city Sunday by an "irate" customer who received a cold hamburger and fries after ordering them through Uber Eats, according to service spokesperson Jackie Penman.

It wasn't clear whether the restaurant or food delivery service was to blame for the not-so-fast food, but the unsatisfied customer was reminded a cold meal was no reason for an emergency response.
Penman said frivolous calls to police are more common than most people might think, so the McDonald's mixup actually serves as a good lesson.

"Calling 911 with nuisance calls ties up our lines and makes it difficult for people with serious emergencies to get through to dispatchers," she said. "The system is meant for life and death emergencies."

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Originally Posted by Captain Awesome

In my experience, the most dangerous thing about those converted keg pissers is the splashback. Definitely form over function on those.

EDIT: I can't figure out how to quote the image that's attached to XXX-er's post without it being full-sized, which is way too big.

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shoot me an p-mail and I will try to send it to you

I will ask the owner where he got it ... which will entail drinking more beer

^ I really think that the Canadian tap should be attached to the urinal not the tap.

I realize that it is close to water -but it really tastes like...

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Originally Posted by reckless toboggan

This Week in Canada...


Man calls 911 over cold burger and fries from Hamilton McDonald's

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We have a joke here that's goes like this;

A women asked me to kiss her where it stinks
I said sure
So I drove her to Hamilton

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Originally Posted by LHutz Esq

^ I really think that the Canadian tap should be attached to the urinal not the tap.

I realize that it is close to water -but it really tastes like...

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I have it on good authority that urinal goes straight to the taps at the pub next door

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Originally Posted by Kenny Satch

Not so fast

We'll trade the south shore of Quebec for Maui

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Maybe just everything south of Rimouski. We should keep the rest.

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Originally Posted by XXX-er

I have it on good authority that urinal goes straight to the taps at the pub next door

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Last time in Mexico the resort only served Sos Equis
I called donkey piss. Makes me wonder :biggrin:

Disclaimer; I never tried really donkey piss but it was a good guess

https://www.grenbeer.com/images/dosequis.jpg

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Originally Posted by danmelon

Maybe just everything south of Rimouski. We should keep the rest.

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Never been but I do have family in Sorel-Tracy
They won't mind the trade

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Originally Posted by XXX-er

shoot me an p-mail and I will try to send it to you

I will ask the owner where he got it ... which will entail drinking more beer

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https://canadakegs.com/keg-urinals/

once again google is yer friend

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Originally Posted by Kenny Satch

Not so fast

We'll trade the south shore of Quebec for Maui

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If they push back tell em we will thro in Celine Dion

but Shania Twain is off the table

Any border variance we should remind them our ICE is more yuuuge then their ICE. We have tremendous amounts of ICE

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Originally Posted by riser3

Speak for yourself.

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Good point. It is more like South Canadia than North Unitedstatesistan in those places, they can have 'em.

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Originally Posted by iceman

Good point. It is more like South Canadia than North Unitedstatesistan in those places, they can have 'em.

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As a resident of those parts, I am happy with that. It works in my benefit given the current situation. The only downside is that we would end up attached to Quebec.

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Originally Posted by Kenny Satch

We have a joke here that's goes like this;

A women asked me to kiss her where it stinks
I said sure
So I drove her to Hamilton

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In BC the punchline is in Prince George.


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Originally Posted by Caucasian Asian

In BC the punchline is in Prince George.


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Hey, I'll have you know PG has gone to great lengths to improve air quality and thereby improving the quality of life to those hard working denizens of central BC.

But yeah, still smells bad in the bowl.

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Hey, I'll have you know PG has gone to great lengths to improve air quality and thereby improving the quality of life to those hard working denizens of central BC.

But yeah, still smells bad in the bowl.

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It'll always be Pig's Gorge to me. That place used to reek.

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Originally Posted by Beaver

It'll always be Pig's Gorge to me. That place used to reek.

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It used to. And it still does.

Every time my wife and I go to visit her folks, we're reminded of that as we drive down the hill.

I go back 4 times a year to see family and its definatley better than it was in 95 when I got there, I lived in college heights which was bad but up on the hart seems better

I got used to the smell but I ended up on Asma meds after 7 or 8 years even tho i was out on the road most of the time, the blue inhaler didnt do anything but the orange steroids helped

I moved west and gave the meds up a year or so after leaving

when i was a kid we used to have to drive through espanola to our summer getaway, we called it espastinka

A buddy from there told me “ it’s not the asshole of the planet but you can smell it”

I used to work in a pulp mill. You get used to the smell pretty quickly. The smell of money.

Rumford, Maine. Ticonderoga, NY.

Still love the smell of nostalgia drivin' in to the bowl of P.G. Werked in the now closed and dismantled rupert pulp mill for a bit. Getting gassed by chlorine wasn't a highlight but like the old timers said, just drink a bunch of carbonated water and burp it out in between drags of a cigarette.

Never did use up all of my big stack of overtime meal tickets...wonder if the pulp mills in p.g. would punch a few credits in the cafeteria? Just add a few zeros to the valid time period of the tickets. Good way to bypass Quiznos and save a few bucks while loading up on grease, salt and heart attack gravy.

Could do a tour de pulp mill cafeterias with stops in the Pig, Queersmell, 'Loops and Skookumupchuck en route to skiing in the CuteKnees.

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splains ^^ a lot

A former employee of a motel in Destruction Bay has been awarded $5,000 after the Yukon Human Rights Board of Adjudication found that his boss had violated his rights by repeatedly pulling his pants down. https://www.yukon-news.com/news/form...pantsing-case/

hahaha thankfully no photos

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when i was a kid we used to have to drive through espanola to our summer getaway, we called it espastinka

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Manitoulin? Love that place.

And yes, espanola reeks