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03-08-2019, 05:06 PM
BFD

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steps in boats suck. you do not want to be going up and down them repeatedly especially when underway. Think of your poor wife trying to walk up those stairs carrying a plate of appetizers up to you and your drunk buddies on the back deck. with three staterooms this boat is supposedly set up for entertaining. Usually that means time in the galley. Why would you want to spend it below deck without even a window to look out. For a retirement boat do you really need to go that fast? I know you need to have money to afford this. Even the richest guy I know with a boat bitches about his fuel bill. I did a quick google and found this in similar length. https://www.boats.com/boats/outer-re...case%20listing Attachment 273121
I think it as lot more functional. This shit is out of my league but I enjoy looking at them and have not ruled out a more affordable version in my future.
03-08-2019, 05:42 PM
iceman

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Originally Posted by BFD

Think of your poor wife trying to walk up those stairs carrying a plate of appetizers up to you and your drunk buddies on the back deck.

Can't even begin to imagine that one but point taken.
03-08-2019, 09:05 PM
BmillsSkier

I can imagine exactly what my drunk buddies would be yelling.

And then I can imagine exactly the level of amusement my poor wife would have delivering hors d'oeuvres in that situation. God forbid up and down stairs from a windowless $3.1M galley while the inmates prod Cap't Ron to juice it another 2 knots.

Most importantly, beyond all that, I can imagine at that exact moment I'd be wondering why I was even there, who these drunk morons really are, why this woman is even waiting on me, and if she's going to cut me in my sleep for doing so, why I paid so much money to be in this exact predicament, and really, why, God why, did I ever let them sell the Benetau 505 so I could just leave all these morons dockside on the setting horizon behind me where they'd be more comfortable?
03-08-2019, 09:22 PM
The Suit

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Every boat's a compromise. That galley-down configuration is pretty typical for an express boat. That boat isn't really optimized to be a liveaboard. If I was going to live on a boat I'd want something more like this Nordhavn. Attachment 273151
03-08-2019, 09:55 PM
iceman

Exciting little Nordhavn video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gw5...&frags=pl%2Cwn
03-08-2019, 09:57 PM
reckless toboggan

Just because...
03-08-2019, 10:37 PM
CascadeLuke

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Originally Posted by The Suit

Every boat's a compromise. That galley-down configuration is pretty typical for an express boat. That boat isn't really optimized to be a liveaboard. If I was going to live on a boat I'd want something more like this Nordhavn. Attachment 273151

Family friend has a Nordhavn 72. Spent some time on it. It’s more boat than what I’d want to manage (if in position to afford) but what a vessel. He’s got a rich navy hull but the lighter brighter blue one is the shit. A dealership in Anacortes WA has a big daddy in light blue on dry dock after list damage/complete loss on maiden launch. At least that’s what I was told. Hate to be that guy
03-09-2019, 12:27 AM
The Suit

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Originally Posted by CascadeLuke

A dealership in Anacortes WA has a big daddy in light blue on dry dock after list damage/complete loss on maiden launch. At least that’s what I was told. Hate to be that guy

Probably this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbqT6X5Rb8E
03-09-2019, 09:16 AM
iceman

The fuck happened? It was down in that corner from the start. Was there any followup published that you saw?
03-09-2019, 09:23 AM
Supermoon

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The fuck happened? It was down in that corner from the start. Was there any followup published that you saw?

Probably forgot the plugs
03-09-2019, 09:34 AM
Self Jupiter

Maybe the water wasn’t deep enough?
03-09-2019, 09:44 AM
CascadeLuke

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Originally Posted by The Suit

Probably this:

I think you’re right. Envisioned a more violent mishap but yea I’d refuse delivery over that.
03-09-2019, 10:48 AM
Cono Este

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Boat Porn!

I’ll go with fpb. Steve Dashew designed. Nordhavn cannot compare.

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https://youtu.be/oBhG30iBRbE

https://youtu.be/1K_jJQufasg

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03-09-2019, 04:32 PM
Svengali

Nordhavn and Northern Marine are two completely different boat builders. The Northern Marine builds are off the old Delta Marine molds (after Delta quit building anything under 120ft except for the occasional super 58 seiner)
https://www.yachtsinternational.com/...eases-findings
03-09-2019, 04:44 PM
Wrecked

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Originally Posted by iceman

The fuck happened? It was down in that corner from the start. Was there any followup published that you saw?

Can’t remember exactly but, after falling into a you tube hole of watching ship launch fails I found some comments from the guy who was some type of manager at that yard.

He claimed the design wasn’t right from the start and the yard wouldn’t listen to him.... or the owner wouldn’t listen to him.. they pushed the project too fast and things weren’t done right...

They fired him... then he got the last laugh when that happened
03-09-2019, 06:06 PM
Svengali

the link in my previous post is a summary of NTSB report of the incident in question: https://www.yachtsinternational.com/...eases-findings
NTSB REPORT : http://static-yachtsmagazine.s3.amaz...08/MAB1514.pdf
03-09-2019, 08:36 PM
Shredhead

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Originally Posted by Supermoon

Probably forgot the plugs

Can’t tell you how many ski boats I’ve seen do it.
03-09-2019, 09:15 PM
reckless toboggan

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Originally Posted by Svengali

the link in my previous post is a summary of NTSB report of the incident in question: https://www.yachtsinternational.com/...eases-findings
NTSB REPORT : http://static-yachtsmagazine.s3.amaz...08/MAB1514.pdf

tl;dr

Aft port was 8000 pounds heavier than aft starboard due to a transcription error on the part of New World, the builder. Additionally, New World claimed 25 LT of ballast added, but only 16.6 LT of ballast was actually added. In 2011 New World bought the boat frame, which was originally built in 2002, and royally fucked it up. I'm sure the guy they sold it to thought he was getting a deal. New World is now in receiver"ship".

Upon launch the forward dolly was 2 feet off center, likely because the boat was so crunked weight wise, that if they put it on centre the boat would have fallen off the dolly on dry land.

I'm sure that'll buff right out.
03-09-2019, 09:32 PM
mcski

I was surprised there were 3 or 4 workers inside. Didn't seem like much concern in the vid other than a couple of oh shits
03-09-2019, 09:41 PM
iceman

A single 600HP CAT wasn't going to move all that very fast.
03-09-2019, 09:47 PM
idahospud

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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

I can imagine exactly what my drunk buddies would be yelling.

And then I can imagine exactly the level of amusement my poor wife would have delivering hors d'oeuvres in that situation. God forbid up and down stairs from a windowless $3.1M galley while the inmates prod Cap't Ron to juice it another 2 knots.

Most importantly, beyond all that, I can imagine at that exact moment I'd be wondering why I was even there, who these drunk morons really are, why this woman is even waiting on me, and if she's going to cut me in my sleep for doing so, why I paid so much money to be in this exact predicament, and really, why, God why, did I ever let them sell the Benetau 505 so I could just leave all these morons dockside on the setting horizon behind me where they'd be more comfortable?

I'm almost certain there is a song about this exact situation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IsSpAOD6K8
03-10-2019, 01:04 PM
highangle

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Originally Posted by reckless toboggan

tl;dr

Aft port was 8000 pounds heavier than aft starboard due to a transcription error on the part of New World, the builder. Additionally, New World claimed 25 LT of ballast added, but only 16.6 LT of ballast was actually added. In 2011 New World bought the boat frame, which was originally built in 2002, and royally fucked it up. I'm sure the guy they sold it to thought he was getting a deal. New World is now in receiver"ship".

Upon launch the forward dolly was 2 feet off center, likely because the boat was so crunked weight wise, that if they put it on centre the boat would have fallen off the dolly on dry land.

I'm sure that'll buff right out.

Boat had too much tophamper, not enough ballast. Metacentric height too low, righting moment pathetic, esp with slightest list (like what would be produced by a slight breeze on the beam or a full shit tank).

Architect knew a cakeater boat would never see Force 5 outside of a harbor. Kept snickering and adding weight up high to make it even more unseaworthy, according to wishes of lubberly owner.
03-10-2019, 03:09 PM
reckless toboggan

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Originally Posted by highangle

Boat had too much tophamper, not enough ballast. Metacentric height too low, righting moment pathetic, esp with slightest list (like what would be produced by a slight breeze on the beam or a full shit tank).

Architect knew a cakeater boat would never see Force 5 outside of a harbor. Kept snickering and adding weight up high to make it even more unseaworthy, according to wishes of lubberly owner.

So you're saying that it was prone to highangles.
03-10-2019, 03:27 PM
Svengali

not enough granite on the galley counter tops.
04-26-2019, 03:47 PM
Self Jupiter

high-speed spec ops boat for sale:

https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zon...o6bWMxJyQKEdWs

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