sarcastic remarks can get you banned from Neptune Mountaineering

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Originally Posted by SL

Ok, I have never been to Neptune the store, let alone work there.

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I doubt that very much. The employees weak attempt at damage control has pushed me over the edge. I won't go back.

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Originally Posted by L7

This whole thing reminds me of the whole Cupolo's storm over at Epic a few years back. Idiots piping in to defend a store for totally indefensible behaviour, doing it in an inappropriate way and just making the place look worse at every turn.

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That is exactly what I thought too.

BTW, how did that whole thing work out for Cupolo's anyway? I can't seem to find their store anymore.................

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Originally Posted by ski3 P O

I doubt that very much. The employees weak attempt at damage control has pushed me over the edge. I won't go back.

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I'm not convinced it is the employees doing the weak ass trolls. I mean no one is that dumb are they?

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Originally Posted by soylent green

Jesus Fucking Christ! The vendetta against this shop has got to stop! A few people had bad experiences there, so what. Don't go there if you don't like them. TGR has the power to crucify Neptune in public. Why we need to do this is beyond me. We can really hurt their business with what we are doing here, or not. Let it fucking go, this is not who we are. This board helps people with cancer, spreads stoke, and brings skiers together. Keep it that way.:cussing: I'm dissapointed.

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What is this we bullshit. STFU!

Google "Neptune Mountaineering" and this thread comes up second on the second page.

okbye

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Originally Posted by Lurch

I'm not convinced it is the employees doing the weak ass trolls. I mean no one is that dumb are they?

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Clearly some of the posters are Neptune employees because they knew specific information about the incident that I didn't post. If this were mostly the work of random trolls, then why did the positive experience thread get deleted?

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Originally Posted by adimmen

Clearly some of the posters are Neptune employees because they knew specific information about the incident that I didn't post. If this were mostly the work of random trolls, then why did the positive experience thread get deleted?

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True, I think I have more faith in humanity then it deserves.

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Originally Posted by soylent green

Jesus Fucking Christ! The vendetta against this shop has got to stop! A few people had bad experiences there, so what. Don't go there if you don't like them. TGR has the power to crucify Neptune in public. Why we need to do this is beyond me. We can really hurt their business with what we are doing here, or not. Let it fucking go, this is not who we are. This board helps people with cancer, spreads stoke, and brings skiers together. Keep it that way.:cussing: I'm dissapointed.

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keeping it up 'cause Gary used to have a kick-ass store. But the attitude has kept me away for the last TEN years (after starting to shop [and climb] with him 30 years ago). Gary, get more involved with your store personnel, their attitude is killing you. Do you really want to rely on noobs in town to keep you in business?

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Originally Posted by Lurch

What is this we bullshit. STFU!

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Like it or not you are part of WE. Everyone taking part in this discussion is a part of WE. Your opinion on whether I'm a part of WE that is based on my post count or time here is not relevent. All I said is that I don't like the direction this is going.:fuckyou:

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Originally Posted by adimmen

Clearly some of the posters are Neptune employees because they knew specific information about the incident that I didn't post. If this were mostly the work of random trolls, then why did the positive experience thread get deleted?

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seems as likely if not more likely that they are friends of neptune employees. this gives the employees the ability to deny involvement and allows these people to say "you're so stupid, I'm not a neptune employee" and know they are telling the truth.

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Originally Posted by Danno

seems as likely if not more likely that they are friends of neptune employees. this gives the employees the ability to deny involvement and allows these people to say "you're so stupid, I'm not a neptune employee" and know they are telling the truth.

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Fair enough but it doesn't change the major point. The posts were so detailed that they either came from Neptune employees or were fed to friends by said employees. The source is the same in both scenarios.

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Originally Posted by SL

Watch out, this is when all the pack animals run in to tell you that you don't know who you're talking to and that you're messing with fire.
Didn't you know that this place is the container of all that is known?

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I'm running in 2 tell U 2 STFU!
U seem slow so I can spell it out 4 U ...Sh-ut the fu-ck up!
as far as I can tell these new asshats are here 2 ONLY talk about Neptune (I smell petuli wearing Neptune employees...)

by not stfu u guys bump up the tread....

on second thought carry on, I like a good BBQ more then the next guy, even if U climbers are kinda bony:FIREdevil

I just lurk. But the smartass, and obviously transparent, dick waving by SL and hothead is enough to make me never go there. Only a 3 block walk for me, too.

All that was needed was a level-headed "you only have one side of the story, here's the other," type of response. But apparently that was too much.

i am tempted to go in there after consuming a few beers at southern sun and upper decker neptune's shitter. or maybe trying on a few pairs of mountaineering pants and leave a present in one of the legs.

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Originally Posted by SL

Ok, I have never been to Neptune the store, let alone work there. Try objectively reading what is written at this site. Its funny, and sad that you're not open to other points of view and opinions because everyone here knows everything already.

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That's an unclever guess at the views of someone other than me, Mr Internet Shrink Genius.

Read what I first posted in this thread. Then try to bring that post into your periphery of thinking. Then re-examine what you posted in the quote above.

The result should be that you find you mistakenly accuse me of something that isn't mine. If that's not your result, you're not even half as clever as you pretend.

Google result #12 for "Neptune Mountaineering" right below this thread http://forums.epicski.com/showthread.php?t=63499 Even the "Bears" know Neptune sucks.

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Originally Posted by Headcase22

Also, Bent Gate truly does suck. My girlfriend went in there last year to get sized for some spirit 3's. She's a size 9 women's. At least 5 guy's in there said she a was a 27.5. I could get 4 finger's behind the heel.

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Funny, I had a similar experience, except replace "Bent Gate" with "Neptunes" and "5 guys" with "Neptune's proclaimed bootfitter and completely clueless sales clerk. I was fitted only two shell sizes bigger than I should have been.

My favorite horror story involves being accused of stealing That was a fun one. And the list goes on and on...

I don't understand how Neptune's can be completely oblivious to their reputation. This thread is not exactly news to many people. Outside Mag even jabbed at the store a couple years ago. Apparently the store can still function with the bad press, so maybe no one really cares.

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Originally Posted by Lurch

Google result #12 for "Neptune Mountaineering" right below this thread http://forums.epicski.com/showthread.php?t=63499 Even the "Bears" know Neptune sucks.

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If TGR and Epic both agree that a place is full of suck, they have to be pretty fucking full of suck.

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Originally Posted by Summit

If TGR and Epic both agree that a place is full of suck, they have to be pretty fucking full of suck.

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I'm just waiting for that one person who was in the boot fitting area to remarkably find Epic and post his positive experience.

[QUOTE=Headcase22;1592718]This is funny. I just ran across this forum and had to laugh. I laughed because i was there the night this whole thing went down. Quote]

WOW, Imagine that,what a coincidence!You just happened to "run across" this forum , you just "happened" to be in the shop that night,& you just "happened" to join up & post.What are the odds of that? Have you ever considered winning the Lottery 2 or 3 times a week? How long since you contracted the very rare & much coveted luck virus? Is it communicable?

Do they sell da Dukes?

Just want to say that I was in the store when adimmen came to pick me up. I was playing a little game with the sales guys and hid right behind them on a shelf. Pretty funny.

Anyway, adimmen is way out of line in his comments about how it all went down. Neptune's extremely qualified staff with years of experience and bunch of crap on the walls were more than helpful. Adimmen stuck his gaper, stinky ass front range poser feet in me and when the sales guy tried to check the fit, adimmen reached around and gave him the shocker. He then called his gaper ass front range poser friends on his cell phone to have a laugh about it. I get the impression they ski on water skis too.

I talked to some of my scarpa homeboys over at bent gate and the sales guys there have been hitting customers in the head with them when they walk in the door and ask for help. Apparently everyone who goes into bent gate gets aids too. There's also a little story about a dirty sanchez to some guy who came it asking for a binding adjustment. Having spent a little time at Neptune now, I can say this........they have a bunch of stuff on the walls, and you should spend lots of money there.

I do not in any way work for Neptune.....I just want to provide someone with a good fit. But I am WAY too stiff for a gaper ass front range poser like adimmen.......I have no idea why he'd even think he wanted a boot like me.

An even better alias than Marker Dukes.

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Originally Posted by Old Leather Lace-up Telemark Boot

New Axons is the funniest boot... err, ahhh... new Maggot... ummm, I mean... JONGatron... I mean poster in this thread.

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I agree with the bro-core boot above.

I don't know guys, I think I should start shopping at Neptune, they seem to be way radder than anyone here. I mean, they know a heli guide in valdez!